This Is Your Captain Speaking
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- Synopsis
- A PILOT, A JOURNALIST, AND A SEMEN TRAFFICKER WALK ONTO A PLANE . . . When flight AW2921 crashes into the Hudson River and all 162 passengers survive, it's a Monday morning miracle. What the rapturous public doesn't know: the whole thing was staged as a last-ditch attempt at resurrecting the Air Wanderlust stock price. Captain Hank Swagger piloted the miracle plane into the river. Disgraced TV news anchor Lucy Springer was "luckily" the only reporter on board, and the first to capture the story. Con man Normal Fulk recently faked his own death to escape the consequences of his barely legal career as a celebrity semen trafficker. Toting his last big score--the "John Lennon"--Normal has to leave it behind on the sinking plane or risk being identified and arrested. In the aftermath of the crash and the chaotic week that follows, Lucy, Normal, and Captain Swagger are all about to discover what it means to be at the center of a miracle that is anything but. to escape a fanatical reality television producer and the consequences of his barely legal career as a celebrity semen trafficker. Normal is toting the coveted "John Lennon" with him on the flight--his last big score--but when the plane crashes he has to leave it behind or risk being identified and arrested. In the aftermath of the crash and the chaotic week that follows, Lucy, Normal, and Captain Hank Swagger are all about to discover what it means to be at the center of a miracle that is anything but. Sharp, funny, and refreshingly tongue-in-cheek, This Is Your Captain Speaking is a rollicking folktale for this media-saturated, celebrity-obsessed, and spectacle-oriented age.
- Copyright:
- 2012
Book Details
- Book Quality:
- Publisher Quality
- ISBN-13:
- 9781451642179
- Related ISBNs:
- 9781451642155
- Publisher:
- Simon & Schuster
- Date of Addition:
- 04/08/17
- Copyrighted By:
- Jon Methven
- Adult content:
- No
- Language:
- English
- Has Image Descriptions:
- No
- Categories:
- Literature and Fiction, Humor
- Submitted By:
- Bookshare Staff
- Usage Restrictions:
- This is a copyrighted book.