17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore

By: Jenny Offill

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Synopsis: I had an idea to staple my brother's hair to his pillow. I am not allowed to use the stapler anymore. Here's a kid full of ideas, all day long. For example, in the morning, gluing her brother's bunny slippers to the floor sounds like a good plan. But now she's not allowed to use glue anymore. And what about when she shows Joey Whipple her underpants--they're only underpants, right? Turns out she's not allowed to do that again, either. And isn't broccoli the perfect gift for any brother? It's just too bad her parents don't think so. But she has the last laugh in this humerous first picture book by an acclaimed novelist of books for adults. From the Hardcover edition.

Book Quality:: Publisher Quality
ISBN-13:: 9780307553973
Related ISBNs:: 9780375866012, 9780375835964
Publisher:: schwartz & wade books
Date of Addition:: 02/07/11
Copyrighted By:: Jenny Offill
Adult content:: No
Language:: English
Has Image Descriptions:: No
Categories:: Children's Books, Literature and Fiction, Parenting and Family, Humor
Submitted By:: Bookshare Staff
Usage Restrictions:: This is a copyrighted book.

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