You're Only Old Once!

By: Dr Seuss

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Synopsis: You're Only Old Once! Is this a children's book? Well... not immediately. You buy a copy for your child now and you give it to him on his 70th birthday. If laughter is the best medicine, then You're Only Old Once! is a delightful new defense against aging. Anyone who has ever submitted to a battery of medical tests will empathize with Dr. Seuss's Everyman in this wry book. In it we follow our hapless hero through his checkup with the experts at the Golden Years Clinic. From the initial Eyesight and Solvency Test HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY THESE TESTS ARE COSTING YOU? --through all the stops along Stethoscope Row to finally being "properly pilled" and "properly billed," Dr. Seuss lightens the aches and pains of growing old with his inimitable wit and wisdom. While you're waiting for your child to turn 70, why not test-run You're Only Old Once! on an obsolete child now?

Book Quality:: Excellent
Book Size:: 36 Pages
ISBN-13:: 9780394551906
Publisher:: N/A
Date of Addition:: 07/16/07
Copyrighted By:: Dr. Seuss and A.S. Geisel
Adult content:: No
Language:: English
Has Image Descriptions:: No
Categories:: Entertainment, Poetry, Health, Mind and Body, Literature and Fiction, Humor
Submitted By:: anonymous
Proofread By:: Lena
Usage Restrictions:: This is a copyrighted book.