I Am Better Than Your Kids
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- Synopsis
- Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe," and a genius.Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox's sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer. Cheer as he eviscerates a wuss's letter home to mama from sleepaway camp! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork.
- Copyright:
- 2011
Book Details
- Book Quality:
- Publisher Quality
- ISBN-13:
- 9781439182871
- Related ISBNs:
- 9781439182864
- Publisher:
- Gallery Books
- Date of Addition:
- 07/12/12
- Copyrighted By:
- Gallery Books
- Adult content:
- Yes
- Language:
- English
- Has Image Descriptions:
- No
- Categories:
- Parenting and Family, Humor
- Submitted By:
- Bookshare Staff
- Usage Restrictions:
- This is a copyrighted book.