Festive As F*ck: Hilariously Irreverent Cross Stitch for the Holidays

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Synopsis
Let&’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won&’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world&’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple &“Ho&” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold&’s famous &“Hallelujah, holy shit, where&’s the Tylenol?&” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little &“Hello Drunk, I&’m Christmas&” for your tree, or make a &“Deck the Halls and Not Your Family&” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.
Copyright:
2023

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Book Quality:
Publisher Quality
ISBN-13:
9798886740776
Related ISBNs:
9798886740769
Publisher:
Weldon Owen
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Copyrighted By:
Weldon Owen International
Adult content:
Yes
Language:
English
Has Image Descriptions:
No
Categories:
Nonfiction, Art and Architecture, Humor
Submitted By:
Bookshare Staff
Usage Restrictions:
This is a copyrighted book.

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