The Outhouse Reader

By: Texas Bix Bender and Roy English

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Synopsis: &“Humor abounds&” in this collection of western-style wit and wisdom by the author of the classicDon&’t Squat with Your Spurs On (Midwest Book Review). It&’s easy to win at solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses. The shallower the stream, the louder the babble. Don&’t worry too much about what other people think about you. If they&’re giving you any thought at all, they&’re probably wondering what you think about them. The perfect companion for a pit stop at the little wood shack out back (or anywhere else), The Outhouse Reader is filled with quick quips and wise advice, from &“Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning&” to &“A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you.&” It&’s a treasury of funny, thought-provoking tidbits to keep you laughing till the cows come home!