How to Fight a Bear . . . and Win: & 72 Other Real Survival Tips We Hope You'll Never Need (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)

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Synopsis: A humorous guide to surviving in the wilderness, that also might make you want to avoid the wilderness forever.For more than twenty-five years, Uncle John&’s Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didn&’t know. Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didn&’t know how to do . . . and probably should never, never, never actually do, unless you&’re in a survival situation and really, really, really need to do. It&’s How to Fight a Bear . . . and Win. A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make do in any rugged terrain. But if you&’re expecting &“how to start a fire,&” think again. This isn&’t the kind of book that will tell you how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together—it will tell you how to make a fire using a car battery. It will also tell you:· How to swing from a vine like Tarzan· How to land an airplane in an emergency· How to fight a bear . . . and win· How to perform emergency surgery in the woods· How to identify what insects you can—and cannot—eat And lots, lots more