Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever

By: Bathroom Readers' Institute

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Synopsis: The popular bathroom reader series is back with this collection that&’s flush with laughs. It&’s new, it&’s improved, it&’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That&’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as &“It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!&” So, whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you&’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at: ·Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. ·Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. ·Flubbed headlines: &“British Left Waffles On House Floor&” ·Quirky stars: Billy Idol&’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can&’t Believe It&’s Not Butter in his dressing room. ·Job lingo: If you hear an ER doc mention a &“VIP,&” be on the lookout for a &“very intoxicated patient.&” ·Sputtering sportscasters: &“If only faces could talk.&” —Pat Summerall And much, much more