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Funny Letters from Famous People
by Charles OsgoodCharles Osgood provides humorous and informative commentary to put these letters in context. It's a fun peek at real correspondence! A very enjoyable read!
Amelia Bedelia and the Baby (I Can Read! #8)
by Peggy ParishIf the baby's schedule said to play for two hours, what would you do? Babysitting is loads of fun the Amelia Bedelia way!
Thank You, Amelia Bedelia (I Can Read! #Level 2)
by Peggy ParishMrs. Rogers is glad Amelia Bedelia can help get everything ready for the guests. Stripping sheets, taking spots out of dresses, and checking shirts are just some of what Amelia does.
Look Who's Laughing
by Shari Macdonald Ann Spanglerrib-tickling stories of fun, faith, family, and friendship
Merry Christmas (I Can Read! #10)
by Peggy ParishAs Amelia Bedelia helps Mrs. Rogers prepare for Christmas. she bakes a date cake with a calendar in it and stuffs the children's stockings with turkey stuffing.
America's Dumbest Criminals
by Daniel Butler Leland Gregory Alan RayBASED ON TRUE STORIES FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Out On a Broken Limb
by F. Hopkinson SmithDr. F. LaGard Smith uses his logic and philosophy to critically examine Shirley MacLaine's Easternized claims about the Bible.
Zombies Of The Gene Pool
by Sharyn MccrumbIn the 1950s, eight young men, dreaming of literary immortality, buried a time capsule With their science fiction stories and cultural relics. Now the capsule is being dredged up.
The Great Brain
by John D. FitzgeraldTom is going away from home for the first time to the academy in Salt Lake city. But Tom has a "great brain" and this book details his adventures as he schemes and cons his way through school.
Little Miss Sunshine
by Roger HargreavesLittle Miss Sunshine was driving home from vacation when she noticed a sign: "MISERYLAND." No laughing! No smiling! Little Miss Sunshine went to see the king of Miseryland. Would she be thrown in the dungeon for laughing? This file should make a fine embossed braille copy. Look for other Little Miss books on this website.
On The Real Side
by Mel WatkinsA thorough history of the many strains of underground African-American humor and its effects on the larger American culture. From blackface minstrelsy to Amos 'n' Andy to Redd Foxx to ... the modern day, Watkins analyzes what and whom these comedians were really making fun of, which targets were and are often submerged and non-obvious on the surface.
Lies (And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them) A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right
by Al FrankenA comedian debunks right-wing rhetoric and shows the right's hypocrisy.
The Case Of The Good-For-Nothing Girlfriend
by Mabel ManeySecond in the Nancy Clue and the Hardly Boys series; parody.
Pieces of Intelligence The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld
by Hart SeelyFor all its known and unknown unknowns, Pieces of Intelligence is less about national affairs than about the poet himself. From the era when gas stations held "little things" of glass to the leak-filled corridors of present-day Washington, Rumsfeld stands out as a man whose quest for real answers long ago required the kinds of questions no reporter dared to ask. "What in the world am I doing here?" he says, in "A Confession." His answer is no less a riddle. "It's a big surprise," and nothing more. Sometimes comic, sometimes dark, D. H. Rumsfeld's poetry is irreverent but always relevant, occasionally structurally challenged and always structurally challenging. Pieces of Intelligence is the U.S. defense secretary's long-awaited first collection, combining precision-guided insights and a revolution in metaphorical affairs, to take the reader on a dazzling journey of the spoken verse.
Keep It Simple, Stupid: You're Smarter Than You Look
by Judy SheindlinJudge Judy uses courtroom cases to illustrate commonsense advice on personal relationships.
Medicine River
by Thomas KingThis story is about Will finding his "family" or relations. As King said, "tragedy is the topic, comedy is the strategy."
Mr. Sneeze (Mr. Men Book)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Sneeze lives in Cold land, where it is winter all the time. All that snowing and freezing makes him sneeze and sneeze and sneeze! Imagine trying to talk to a friend while sneezing between every word. This is how it was for Mr. Sneeze. Poor Mr. Sneeze. Could there be something which would make him stop sneezing? Atishoo atishoo! Atishoo! Includes picture descriptions. This is another delightful book by Roger Hargreaves. If you enjoyed this book, you might also want to read about Little Miss Sunshine and other Little Miss and Mr. Men books which are available from Bookshare. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.
Daisy-Head Mayzie
by Dr SeussShe sat at her desk Figuring her sums. When out of her head came ??? Chrysanthemums? Not chrysanthemums, you say? Not tulips or lilies? A daisy, of course. Now, aren't we the sillies! It grew and it caused her Much trouble and fame. She thought no one loved her; That her life couldn't be the same. But the daisy, dear reader, Is the cheerfullest of flowers. "Love me? Love me not?" They love me! What powers. Today if you see her And peek in her hair; The cheerfullest of flowers Might (or might not) still be growing up there. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.
Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower (I Can Read! #Level 2)
by Peggy ParishAmelia Bedelia is in trouble again! This time she is in charge of a surprise wedding shower for Miss Alma. With the help of her scatterbrained cousin, Amelia Bedelia ices the fish with chocolate frosting, sticks prunes all over the hedges, tramples on Mrs. Rogers's best tablecloth-and turns the entire party into an uproarious shambles!
Good Work (I Can Read! #5)
by Peggy ParishFrom the Book Jacket Everybody loves Amelia Bedelia! The literal minded maid is up to her old tricks again, when Mr. and Mrs. Rogers go out for the day leaving a list of jobs for Amelia to do in her own upside down fashion. For ages 4 - 8
Faded Love (Hank the Cowdog Series, #5)
by John R. EricksonHank goes in search of his true love, the charming Miss Beulah, but find serious competition from Plato, an annoying spotted bird dog.