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Zack Files 27: My Teacher Ate My Homework
by Dan GreenburgZack's new substitute teacher seems kind of odd. And she is rather hairy. And get this, her name is Mrs. Wolfowitz! But is she really a werewolf? Or just one very weird lady who happens to like the taste of homework papers? Read on to find out!
Zack Files 26: Me and My Mummy
by Dan GreenburgMummies are cool, but they're creepy, too! Zack has faced aliens, vampires, time-travelers, ghosts, and Bigfoot-now find out what happens when he meets teenage mummy Ikhnaton (Icky for short).
Zack Files 25: Trapped in the Museum of Unnatural History
by Dan GreenburgIt seems like a regular field trip to a natural history museum-until Zack gets locked inside for the night and discovers what really goes on in those display cases when no one is watching. A tribe of curious Neanderthals, rampaging woolly mammoths, prehistoric food shortages . . . it's just another wild adventure for Zack!
Zack Files 16: Evil Queen Tut and the Great Ant Pyramids
by Dan GreenburgUh-oh! Thanks to a heaping helping of a new dietetic sugar substitute, Zack shrinks down to the size of a bug. It's not all that bad--until he discovers an army of ants who are building an ant pyramid for their despotic pharaoh-queen! .
Zack Files 13: The Misfortune Cookie
by Dan GreenburgWhat would you do if your fortune cookie fortunes started coming true? Confucius says something very weird is going on! Could his thirteenth adventure be Zack's unlucky number? .
Zack Files 10: Bozo the Clone
by Dan GreenburgMy clone looks like me. My clone talks like me. He helps me with my homeworkand takes care of my bullies. And he could be the answerto all my problems. Or he could be my biggest one yet!
Zack Files 08: My Son, the Time Traveler
by Dan GreenburgAfter months of hoarding his allowance, Zack is on his way to buy a prized baseball card. But when he gets to the store, the owner tells him that someone else has just bought it. Who, you may ask, has beaten Zack out of the card? A boy named Mack, who claims to be Zack's son from the future.
Zack Files 07: Never Trust a Cat Who Wears Earrings
by Dan GreenburgOne minute, it was an Egyptian cat stature. The next, it was real, live cat with sharp claws. And I have the scratch to prove it! This was one trip to the museum I would never forget.
Zack Files 06: I'm out of My Body...Please Leave a Message
by Dan GreenburgWhen Zack's friend Spencer brings a 60's-style hippie book on astral travel to a sleepover, Zack learns the ins and outs of out-of-body travel in a snap. Getting out of their bodies seems awfully easy for the boys. The problem is, how do they get back in?!
Zack Files 05: Dr. Jekyll, Orthodontist
by Dan GreenburgZack isn't thrilled about having to get a tooth pulled, but a trip to the orthodontist proves a lot hairier than he ever expected. Nice old Dr. Silver has been replaced by the fang-toothed Dr. Jekyll, a mouthwash-guzzling mad scientist whose secret experiments have gone ker-plewy.
Zack Files 04: Zap! I'm a Mind Reader
by Dan GreenburgWho'd have thought mind reading could be such a pain? I mean, I expected to discover everyone's silly secrets. But someone is planning something very strange--and it's no joke!
Zack Files 03: A Ghost Named Wanda
by Dan GreenburgMy room is a mess. Now, usually this is not big news. But my clothes have started moving. . . when I'm not inside them. And the TV is floating across the room! Guess what! I'm sharing my room with a ghost named Wanda.
Zack Files 02: Through the Medicine Cabinet
by Dan GreenburgOne minute I was looking for my retainer in the bathroom. The next, I was staring at a boy who looked just like me. And I don't mean my reflection! What's going on here?
Zack Files 01: My Great-grandpa's in the Litter Box
by Dan GreenburgWhat I wanted was a cute little kitten. Instead, I got a tough tomcat that talks. And that's not all! He says he's my Great-Grandpa Julius and he needs my help. And messy litter box or not, family is family!
Z Is for Zombie: An Illustrated Guide to the End of the World
by Adam-Troy Castro Johnny AtomicA is for Apocalypse, B is for Buried, C is for Cannibalistic . . .A stunningly illustrated and hilarious A-to-Z guide that bears witness to the zombie horde as it slowly overruns us. Assemble a motley crew of any survivors you can. Barricade your doors and windows against the relentless shambling masses hungry for your flesh. Grab a hammer, chain saw, clothing iron, or whatever household weapon is at hand . . .The war has begun!
Z Is for Moose (Moose Series #1)
by Kelly Bingham Paul O. ZelinskyCaldecott Medalist Paul O. Zelinsky illustrates Kelly Bingham's outrageously funny, critically acclaimed, and boundary-breaking story about a moose, a zebra, and the alphabet! Zebra wants to put on a show as simple as ABC, but Zebra's friend Moose has other (unexpected and hilarious) ideas! Zebra thinks the alphabet should be simple. A is for Apple. B is for Ball. Easy! But his friend Moose is too excited to wait his turn, and when M isn't for Moose (Mouse gets the honor), the rest of the letters better run for cover. Exuberant and zany storytelling brings to life two friends and one laugh-out-loud comedy of errors that's about friendship, sharing, and compromise. The incomparable Paul O. Zelinsky's artwork is bursting at the seams--literally--with child appeal. Breaking the borders of the page, and creating the art both digitally and traditionally, Zelinsky turns convention on its head. The result is a picture book that is innovative, hilarious, and begging to be read over and over again. Named a Notable Book for Children by the American Library Association Supports the Common Core State Standards
Z Goes First: An Alphabet Story Z-to-A
by Sean LambThe letter Z is tired of being in last place—she wants to go first! So she and her best friend, Y, decide to move to the front of the alphabet. There are a lot of letters in the way! D blocks the path with his belly (too many doughnuts). I is too full of himself (“I am incredible”). And L, M, N, O, and P stick together like a brick wall. They all teach Z and Y that the full alphabet is lot more complicated than just ABC.With Mike Perry’s eye-popping artwork and Sean Lamb’s clever twists on everyday letters, this new kind of alphabet book takes you on an unforgettable adventure all the way from A to Z and back again.An Imprint Book “Will Z and Y make it to the beginning of the alphabet? Kids will no doubt find their quest a hoot and giggle.” —Kirkus Reviews“[Z and Y] no sooner finish their alphabetical ramble than Z wants to start over. So will young abecedarians.” —Booklist
Z.E.O.: How to Get A(Head) in Business (Zen of Zombie Series)
by Scott KenemoreFrom professional athletes like Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan to philosophers like Confucius, inspirational business books love to suggest that readers can succeed in business and in life by adopting the traits of their famous subjects. In Z.E.O. by Scott Kenemore, frustrated employees will finally find inspiration in a source they can already relate to: zombies! A guide for any Joe-lunchbox or aspiring-C.E.O., Z.E.O. illustrates how the lessons learned from zombies and zombie films can be applied-from the typing-pool to the boardroom-to further a professional career, increase personal and corporate wealth, and harness the tools to personal success. Taking up where other business and personal finance books leave off, Z.E.O. provides nuts-and-bolts instructions for taking the inspirational aspects of zombies and adopting them to maximize your own personal effectiveness. Sure, you might have to knock a few heads-and eat a few brains-along the way, but that doesn't stop a zombie. Why should it stop you?
Yum Yum: (early Reader) (Early Reader Ser.)
by Francesca SimonEarly Readers are stepping stones from picture books to reading books. A blue Early Reader is perfect for sharing and reading together. A red Early Reader is the next step on your reading journey.Lola the cat is fed up of eating the same old stuff for dinner. There has to be better food out there somewhere, and she's off to find it . . .
A Yuletide Seduction (Christmas Ser. #17)
by Carole MortimerEverybody knows her as Jane Smith—a successful businesswoman. What they don’t know is that Jane has also successfully distanced herself from her past.Until she meets handsome American Gabriel Vaughan at a Christmas party. Gabe’s determined to get close to her, seduce her and sooner or later he’ll recognize her…as a former society lady with a secret…
The Yuletide Engagement (Modern-Day Knight #2)
by Carole MortimerWhen Patrick McGarth offers to take Ellie to her company's Christmas party, she reluctantly accepts. If nothing else, she can show the world--and her cheating ex-boyfriend--that she's not nursing a broken heart. But, Ellie has to ask herself, what does a wealthy and powerful man like Patrick want with an ordinary girl like her?It doesn't take long for Ellie to find out--and it's hard to resist the lure of mistletoe...and marriage!
Yuge!: 30 Years of Doonesbury on Trump (Doonesbury Ser. #37)
by G. B. TrudeauA NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER!He tried to warn us. Ever since the release of the first Trump-for-President trial balloon in 1987, Doonesbury&’s Garry Trudeau has tirelessly tracked and highlighted the unsavory career of the most unqualified candidate to ever aspire to the White House. It&’s all there—the hilarious narcissism, the schoolyard bullying, the loathsome misogyny, the breathtaking ignorance; and a good portion of the Doonesbury cast has been tangled up in it. Join Duke, Honey, Earl, J.J., Mike, Mark, Roland, Boopsie, B.D., Sal, Alice, Elmont, Sid, Zonker, Sam, Bernie, Rev. Sloan, and even the Red Rascal as they cross storylines with the big, orange airhorn who&’s giving the GOP such fits.Garry Trudeau is the &“sleazeball&” &“third-rate talent&” who draws the &“overrated&” comic strip Doonesbury, which &“very few people read.&” He lives in New York City with his wife Jane Pauley, who &“has far more talent than he has."
The Yucky Yodelling Yeti: Book 3 (Monster Hospital #3)
by Gillian JohnsonYuki the Yodelling Yeti is sobbing in the snow, so Sylvie, Dylan, Carolyn and Tom take her back to Monster Hospital. But can the naughty foursome stop Yuki's heart from melting, before her shrieks deafen them and destroy Monster Hospital?This book follows the first two Monster Hospital adventures, THE BIG, FAT, SMELLY OGRE and THE DISASTROUS LITTLE DRAGON, and is written and illustrated by the acclaimed author-illustrator of the THORA books.
Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories: Barf Blast (Yucky Short Stories #2)
by Susan BerranA fun, action-packed, super-sized, seriously gross series by the bestselling author of the ‘’Freaky’’ series– Susan Berran. So you know all those really yucky, disgusting and gross things from Book 1 – well guess what, there’s more disturbingly icky stuff that your parents don&’t like talking about in Book 2! Like, if you chuck-up will it land on your head? And, where does your nose go when it runs? And how did a ‘streaker’ end up in this book!? So come on, read some of the most gut-churning short stories ever - I double dog doodoo dare you to..
Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories: Butt Blast (Yucky Short Stories #3)
by Susan BerranA fun, action-packed, super-sized, seriously gross series by the bestselling author of the `'Freaky'' series- Susan Berran. Book 3 in the series, Butt Blast- is ready to roll. Featuring hilarious stories that ponder the big questions such as, How can my butt smell when it doesn't have a nose? Full of yucky, gross and totally disgusting encounters, this book have kids screaming with laughter and parents shaking with dread!