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Joke-A-Palooza (Almost Naked Animals)
by Howie Dewin<P>Get in on the Almost Naked Animals fun with this joke book <P>Get ready to get silly! Juvenile humor abounds in this 64-page joke book based on the hit cartoon. Includes black-and-white illustrations throughout.
Jokelopedia: Athletic Antics Special Mini Edition
by Ilana Weitzman Eva Blank Alison Benjamin Rosanne GreenWhat's more fun than telling a good joke? Jokelopedia - "the mother of all joke books!" - will give kids one-liners that will make them the funniest kid at home, around the neighborhood and in class. Spending time laughing together is a great way to teach kids the value of Having Fun with family and friends. Let the laughs begin!
Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!
by Ilana Weitzman Eva BlankIt&’s the mother of all kids&’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who&’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That&’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger&’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It&’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Joker
by RanulfoIt spits, snarls, screams, curses, and laughs at the world. It mocks leaders and followers. Restores our faith in love and security or drives us mad. Australian author Ranulfo has cracked open the story of Hamlet. This is what he's glued back together.
Joker's Joyride/Built for Speed (Pictureback(R))
by Dennis R. ShealyBoys ages 3 to 7 will love the two DC Super Friends stories in this Read & Listen edition deluxe Pictureback. First uncover the cool secrets of Batman's Batmobile, Superman's Space Sled, and all the other fantastic vehicles the Super Friends use to bring in the bad guys. Then follow the action when the Joker steals the Batmobile and leads the Super Friends on a wild ride through Gotham City!This ebook includes Read & Listen audio narration.
Joker's Joyride/Built for Speed (Pictureback(R))
by Random House Dennis ShealyBoys ages 3 to 7 will love the two DC Super Friends stories in this deluxe Pictureback book that includes more than 50 stickers! First uncover the cool secrets of Batman's Batmobile, Superman's Space Sled, and all the other fantastic vehicles the Super Friends use to bring in the bad guys. Then flip the book over to follow the action when the Joker steals the Batmobile and leads the Super Friends on a wild ride through Gotham City!
Jokes and Riddles
by Hinkler BooksSplit your sides laughing and entertain your family and friends for hours with this hilarious book of riddles! Full of comical illustrations by Glen Singleton, Jokes and Riddles will keep you laughing for hours.
Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More (Jokes for Minecrafters #1)
by Michele Hollow Jordon Hollow Steven HollowJokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!
Jokes to Tell
by Hinkler BooksEntertain your family and friends for hours with this hilarious book of jokes. With comical illustrations by Glen Singleton, Jokes to Tell covers everything from riddles and knock knock jokes to silly book titles and dinosaur jokes. You will laugh until you cry!
Jollof Day
by Bernard MensahA picture book bursting with life and flavors about a son and his father cooking up a beloved dish that originated in West Africa—jollof recipe included!Early in the morning while the sun is still rising, a young boy wakes his father for something special—it&’s Jollof Day!With clanging pots and pans, lots of chopped tomatoes and onions, and a secret blend of spices, this father and son dance to the music of kitchen noise while something delicious burbles on the stove.With bouncing text that begs to be read aloud and exuberant illustrations full of momentum, Jollof Day is a celebration of the dishes that bring a family together.
Jolly Foul Play: Murder Is Bad Manners; Poison Is Not Polite; First Class Murder; Jolly Foul Play; Mistletoe And Murder (A Murder Most Unladylike Mystery)
by Robin Stevens&“Steven&’s storytelling and suspense-building are top-notch.&” —School Library Journal &“Readers…will find themselves stretching their powers of deduction.&” —Booklist After a student turns up murdered on Bonfire Night, Hazel and Daisy find themselves entrenched in another mystery in this delightfully charming fourth novel of the Wells & Wong Mystery series.Daisy Wells and Hazel Wong have returned to Deepdean School for Girls for a new school term, but nothing is the same. There&’s a new Head Girl, Elizabeth Hurst, and a team of Prefects—and these bullying Big Girls are certainly not good eggs. Then, after the fireworks display on Bonfire Night, Elizabeth is found—murdered. Many girls at Deepdean had reason to hate Elizabeth, but who could have committed such foul play? Is the murder linked to the secrets and scandals, scribbled on the scraps of paper that are suddenly appearing all over the school? And with their own friendship falling to pieces, will Daisy and Hazel be able to solve this mystery before suspicions tear the student body apart?
Jolly Santa's Guessing Game
by Edward MillerLittle ones can play a guessing game in this Christmas-themed, interactive board book with a glittery front cover!Jolly Santa is thinking of something green. He leaves presents underneath it on Christmas morning. . . . Can you guess what it is? In this festive board book, children are invited to guess the item that Jolly Santa is thinking of based on clues provided in the text and illustrations. Readers are presented with several choices on each spread—some are silly, and only one is correct. The next page mentions the correct answer and continues the game! Edward Miller's simple, direct text and bold, jovial illustrations create an immersive package that is sure to delight young readers. And with glitter on the cover, this sparkly book is the perfect way to celebrate Christmas!
Jolly Snow
by Jane HisseyWhen Jolly (giraffe) wishes for snow, Bear and his friends do their best to make it snow. And sure enough ... A charming winter story fo young readers. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.
Jolted: Newton Starker's Rules for Survival
by Arthur G. SladeNewton Goddard Starker lives with a mysterious curse. Members of the Starker family attract lightning, and nearly all his relatives have died from lightning strikes. Newton is determined to beat the odds, and he may have found the answer: Jerry Potts Academy for Survival, a boarding school in Moose Jaw, Canada. Its motto is: Survival Through Fierce Intelligence. Newton's ready to learn, and to be remembered in the school's Hall of Heroes. But for a boy who's spent most of his life in a protective dome, making friends proves almost as challenging as the struggle to survive. Especially when he's vying for top marks with the dynamo Violet Quon, a force of nature.
Jon Brooks: Art from Nature (Fountas & Pinnell LLI Gold #Level T)
by Susan BuckleyJon Brooks: Art from Nature Author: Susan Buckley
Jonah and the Big Fish (I Can Read! #My First Shared Reading)
by Various AuthorsJonah and the Big Fish, part of The Beginner’s Bible™ series, is now one of the I Can Read® books for early readers. In this story, children will discover what happened when Jonah ran away from God. And they’ll smile when they read that Jonah prays for and receives forgiveness. This easy-to-read book serves as a steppingstone to encourage early readers to learn about God.
Jonah and the Big Fish (My Bible Friends Series)
by Alice Joyce Davidson Tammie Speer LyonRhyming verse that children will understand and enjoy; the story of Jonah teaches the importance of obeying God's word.
Jonah and the Great Big Fish
by Rhonda Gowler GreeneGod told Jonah to obey, said, “Go to Nineveh this day.” But stubborn Jonah fled instead. Didn’t do just what God said. Jonah’s disobedience landed him inside a big fish! And there he had time to think and pray. Children will feel the waves and hear the water splash in this beloved Bible story brought to life with lyrical rhyming text by Rhonda Gowler Greene and whimsical illustrations by award-winning artist Margaret Spengler.
Jonah and the Very Big Fish
by Sarah FletcherThis book is a retelling of the book of Jonah. The Arch? Book series tells popular Bible stories through fun-to-read rhymes and bright illustrations. This well-loved series captures the attention of children, telling scripturally sound stories that are enjoyable and easy to remember. Other Arch books are available in this library.
Jonah and the Whale (Tiny Bible Tales)
by W. C. BauersTiny Bible Tales, a new series of board books, shares the stories of the Bible's bravest heroes. With gentle, rhyming text, this book tells the tale of Jonah getting swallowed by the great whale. And with illustrations depicting these heroic Biblical characters as children, readers can easily put themselves directly in the story.Little Jonah hears God say,Help the people to obey.After Jonah sets sail against God's command, he finds himself in the belly of a great whale. Trapped there for three days and three nights, he learns a valuable lesson in forgiveness.
Jonah and the Whale: The Brick Bible for Kids (Brick Bible for Kids)
by Brendan Powell SmithJonah was a stubborn man. When God came to Jonah to preach repentance to the Ninevites, Jonah wasn't interested. After all, besides being known far and wide for their wickedness, Nineveh was also one of Israel's greatest enemies. So why should Jonah help them? Instead, Jonah decided to ignore God and run-but he didn't make it very far. While aboard a ship sailing away from Nineveh, God sent a terrible storm that threatened to sink the ship. The crew, knowing God was angry with Jonah for disobeying him, threw Jonah overboard. But instead of drowning, Jonah was swallowed by a great whale. Would Jonah repent and be saved, or face a perilous demise? Meticulously constructed LEGO dioramas bring to life the incredible story of faith and being swallowed alive. Enjoy reading one of the Bible's oddest stories illustrated with LEGO bricks as a family. This book is aimed at children ages 3 to 6 and could be read by first and second graders. The book will appeal to Christian and Jewish families and institutions as a way to teach this Bible story to younger children through a familiar toy medium. It will also appeal to LEGO fanatics who collect books about LEGO, as well as fans of the author's Brick Testament website.
Jonah the Whale
by Susan ShreveTo cope with the taunts of his schoolmates, lonely, overweight Jonah escapes into the fantasy of being a talk show host named "Jonah the Whale", and creates a new identity for himself.
Jonah: The Runaway Preacher
by Carine MackenzieThe story of Jonah is accurately retold from the Bible (From the book of Jonah). The Bibletime series by Carine Mackenzie have been praised for their accurate retelling of great bible stories. This timeless collection has been printed in many languages throughout the world and sold in their millions. They can be read over and over again.
Jonas Brothers: Your Unofficial Guide to the Iconic Pop Siblings (Idols of Pop)
by Malcolm MackenzieBook two in the Idols of Pop series, Idols of Pop: The Jonas Brothers, is an essential fan-focused guide to the latest and greatest icons in pop music: the Jonas Brothers! This 64-page book features full-color candid and professional photos with the Jonas Brothers front and center. Packed with personal takes on life, love, music and more, Idols of Pop: Jonas Brothers is your guide to one of the hottest pop groups in the world today.
Jonathan Cleaned Up—Then He Heard a Sound
by Robert Munsch Michael MartchenkoJonathan's efforts to keep his apartment clean are foiled when a subway unexpectedly stops in and unloads thousands of passengers. Jonathan sets out on a surprising adventure to solve this curious problem.