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The Joke Machine: 588 Jokes For Kids, Plus Learn To Create Millions Of Your Own!
by Theresa JulianA JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY!Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples.By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL.The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes—plus zillions that you can create on your own!
Jokelopedia: Athletic Antics Special Mini Edition
by Ilana Weitzman Eva Blank Alison Benjamin Rosanne GreenWhat's more fun than telling a good joke? Jokelopedia - "the mother of all joke books!" - will give kids one-liners that will make them the funniest kid at home, around the neighborhood and in class. Spending time laughing together is a great way to teach kids the value of Having Fun with family and friends. Let the laughs begin!
Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!
by Ilana Weitzman Eva Blank Alison Benjamin Rosanne Green Mike Wright Lisa SparksIt’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Joker
by RanulfoIt spits, snarls, screams, curses, and laughs at the world. It mocks leaders and followers. Restores our faith in love and security or drives us mad. Australian author Ranulfo has cracked open the story of Hamlet. This is what he's glued back together.
The Joker: Independent Reading 11 (Reading Champion #539)
by Kay WoodwardMilly was a joker - she just LOVED playing jokes on her family. But after a whole week of Milly tricking them, her family decide to play a joke of their own...Reading Champion offers independent reading books for children to practise and reinforce their developing reading skills.Fantastic, original stories are accompanied by engaging artwork and a reading activity. Each book has been carefully graded so that it can be matched to a child's reading ability, encouraging reading for pleasure.Independent Reading 11 stories are the perfect introduction to first chapter books for children aged 6+ who are reading at book band 11 in classroom reading lessons.
The Joker Hideout Heist (Harley Quinn's Madcap Capers)
by Steve BrezenoffWhen Harley’s hyenas are taken hostage, it’s no laughing matter! The culprit is the Clown Prince of Crime, and landing a punch line on her part-time partner won’t be easy. Can Harley find a way to crash the Joker’s hideout, free her beloved pets, and prove, once and for all, that the joke is really on him? Find out in this action-packed chapter book for DC Super Hero and Super-Villain fans!
Joker's Joyride/Built for Speed (Pictureback(R))
by Random House Dennis ShealyBoys ages 3 to 7 will love the two DC Super Friends stories in this deluxe Pictureback book that includes more than 50 stickers! First uncover the cool secrets of Batman's Batmobile, Superman's Space Sled, and all the other fantastic vehicles the Super Friends use to bring in the bad guys. Then flip the book over to follow the action when the Joker steals the Batmobile and leads the Super Friends on a wild ride through Gotham City!
Joker's Joyride/Built for Speed (Pictureback(R))
by Dennis R. ShealyBoys ages 3 to 7 will love the two DC Super Friends stories in this Read & Listen edition deluxe Pictureback. First uncover the cool secrets of Batman's Batmobile, Superman's Space Sled, and all the other fantastic vehicles the Super Friends use to bring in the bad guys. Then follow the action when the Joker steals the Batmobile and leads the Super Friends on a wild ride through Gotham City!This ebook includes Read & Listen audio narration.
The Joker's Revenge
by Carolyn KeeneSome joker is causing trouble for Danner & Bishop, Chicago's most exclusive department store, but no one's laughing. Then Nancy and friends go undercover as store employees to catch the culprit--and find themselves in trouble.
Jokes and Riddles
by Hinkler BooksSplit your sides laughing and entertain your family and friends for hours with this hilarious book of riddles! Full of comical illustrations by Glen Singleton, Jokes and Riddles will keep you laughing for hours.
Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More (Jokes for Minecrafters #1)
by Michele Hollow Jordon Hollow Steven HollowJokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!
Jokes to Tell
by Hinkler BooksEntertain your family and friends for hours with this hilarious book of jokes. With comical illustrations by Glen Singleton, Jokes to Tell covers everything from riddles and knock knock jokes to silly book titles and dinosaur jokes. You will laugh until you cry!
The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 1,001 Hilarious Potty Jokes to Make You Laugh While You Go
by May Roche Amanda BrackEvery kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor!Inside are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations!How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others?It’s really corny.Why did the turd never get anything done?Because he was pooped.What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs?Down in the dumps.Hilarious and more!
The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 525 Yuletide Gags, Santa Sillies, and Frosty Funnies (Jokiest Joking Joke Books #6)
by Brian Boone525 Christmas shenanigans to giggle all the way!Fa la la la la, la ha-ha-ha! Welcome to The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever...No Joke!–where you will find a jolly sleigh ride of jokes, giggles, gags, and Christmas joy that will have you snickering along with good ol’ St. Nick and all his reindeer friends. Get ready for the Santa season with enough laughs to shake your belly like a bowlful of jelly! This Christmas companion can fit just as easily inside your stocking as it can in your sleigh–so take it on the go-ho-ho! - 525 of the goofiest, kid-friendliest jokes for frosty fun - Splendid sillies for everyone on Santa’s good list - Festively funny illustrations for a jingle-belling good time Let your yuletide dreams be merry and bright with these funny one-liners, sparkling knock-knock jokes, snowy puns, and holiday chucklers that are sure to keep you laughing like it’s Christmas every day!
The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 2,001 Brand-New Side-Splitters That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokiest Joking Joke Bks.)
by Kathi WagnerThe Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! is the biggest, funniest, laugh-out-loudest joke book on the planet! Crack open this book to have everyone you know in stitches. Be ready for anything with jokes, puns, and riddles from a range of categories: celebrities, gadgets, video games, the classroom, zombies, and a bunch more! Complete with tons of awesome illustrations!- 2,001 unbeatable modern jokes- 400 showstopping illustrations- Have your friends rolling on the ground in no time!- Knock-knock jokes, puns, riddles, one-liners, and more!The hilarious one-liners, wisecracks, and gags will keep the shenanigans going for you, your friends, and anyone with a funny bone. With more than 2,000 kid-friendly side-splitters--from knock-knock jokes, to riddles and puns, to some of the silliest gut-busters ever--this book is more than a gigantic collection of wisecracks, it's a must-have for any jokester!
The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 1,001 Brand-New Wisecracks That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokiest Joking Joke Books)
by Brian BooneA pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kidsThis hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours!Inside are gems like:What does a house wear? A dress.What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator.The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke: 1,001 Giggling Gags About Goblins, Ghosts, and Ghouls (Jokiest Joking Joke Books #5)
by Brian BooneGet spooked by the kookiest and creepiest bunch of jokes there is!The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever . . . No Joke! is a haunted library full of ghoulish guffaws and giggles that will have you and all your favorite goblins laughing like jack-o’-lanterns! No nightlights necessary, this kid-friendly joke book is a puntastically playful tomb of fun. Take this cauldron companion anywhere, and you can bring even the most dead-boring situations howling back to life! - 1,001 of the silliest, kid-friendliest jokes for spooktacular fun- Funny stuff for all your best vampires, werewolves, witches, and Franken-friends- Lots of funnily frightening illustrations throughoutPerfect for scaredy-cats and ghost-lovers alike, these funny one-liners, knock-knock jokes, graveyard puns, and creepy-crawly chucklers will keep you screeching like it’s Halloween all year long. Keep your wits about you with this cackling crypt of must-LOL jokes!
The Jokiest Joking Trivia Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 1,001 Surprising Facts to Amaze Your Friends
by Brian Boone Amanda BrackA fun collection of incredible facts for curious kids!The Jokiest Joking Trivia Book Ever Written...No Joke! is chock-full of amazing facts about everything from food to travel to science to history! It's nothing but fun, with hand-drawn original illustations on nearly every page. Kids will love to impress their friends with their cool knowledge, and parents will be happy their kids are learning something.For example:There are exactly 206 bones in your body. (We counted.) More than half of those are in your hands, toes, fingers, and feet.Think how cold you are when you forget your winter coat. Now consider how cold you’d be without your skin. Your skin weighs the same as four heavy winter coats.
The Jolly Barnyard (Little Golden Book)
by Tibor Gergely Annie North Bedfordt's Farmer Brown's birthday, and the animals are deciding what they'll do for him on his special day. "Cluck! I will give him eggs," said the hen. / Said the rooster, "I'll wake him in the mornings, then." / "Baa-aa, we'll give him wool," said the sheep. / "For our fleece is soft and warm and deep."
Jolly Foul Play: Murder Is Bad Manners; Poison Is Not Polite; First Class Murder; Jolly Foul Play; Mistletoe And Murder (Murder Most Unladylike Mysteries)
by Robin Stevens&“Steven&’s storytelling and suspense-building are top-notch.&” —School Library Journal&“Readers…will find themselves stretching their powers of deduction.&” —BooklistAfter a student turns up murdered on Bonfire Night, Hazel and Daisy find themselves entrenched in another mystery in this delightfully charming fourth novel of the Wells & Wong Mystery series.Daisy Wells and Hazel Wong have returned to Deepdean School for Girls for a new school term, but nothing is the same. There&’s a new Head Girl, Elizabeth Hurst, and a team of Prefects—and these bullying Big Girls are certainly not good eggs.Then, after the fireworks display on Bonfire Night, Elizabeth is found—murdered.Many girls at Deepdean had reason to hate Elizabeth, but who could have committed such foul play? Is the murder linked to the secrets and scandals, scribbled on the scraps of paper that are suddenly appearing all over the school? And with their own friendship falling to pieces, will Daisy and Hazel be able to solve this mystery before suspicions tear the student body apart?
Jolly Santa's Guessing Game
by Edward MillerLittle ones can play a guessing game in this Christmas-themed, interactive board book with a glittery front cover!Jolly Santa is thinking of something green. He leaves presents underneath it on Christmas morning. . . . Can you guess what it is? In this festive board book, children are invited to guess the item that Jolly Santa is thinking of based on clues provided in the text and illustrations. Readers are presented with several choices on each spread—some are silly, and only one is correct. The next page mentions the correct answer and continues the game! Edward Miller's simple, direct text and bold, jovial illustrations create an immersive package that is sure to delight young readers. And with glitter on the cover, this sparkly book is the perfect way to celebrate Christmas!
Jolly Snow
by Jane HisseyWhen Jolly (giraffe) wishes for snow, Bear and his friends do their best to make it snow. And sure enough ... A charming winter story fo young readers. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.
Jolted: Newton Starker's Rules for Survival
by Arthur G. SladeNewton Goddard Starker lives with a mysterious curse. Members of the Starker family attract lightning, and nearly all his relatives have died from lightning strikes. Newton is determined to beat the odds, and he may have found the answer: Jerry Potts Academy for Survival, a boarding school in Moose Jaw, Canada. Its motto is: Survival Through Fierce Intelligence. Newton's ready to learn, and to be remembered in the school's Hall of Heroes. But for a boy who's spent most of his life in a protective dome, making friends proves almost as challenging as the struggle to survive. Especially when he's vying for top marks with the dynamo Violet Quon, a force of nature.
Jon Brooks: Art from Nature (Fountas & Pinnell LLI Gold #Level T)
by Susan BuckleyJon Brooks: Art from Nature Author: Susan Buckley
Jonah: The Runaway Preacher
by Carine MackenzieThe story of Jonah is accurately retold from the Bible (From the book of Jonah). The Bibletime series by Carine Mackenzie have been praised for their accurate retelling of great bible stories. This timeless collection has been printed in many languages throughout the world and sold in their millions. They can be read over and over again.