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Knock-Knock Jokes & Silly Stories for Kids
by May B. GigglinIn this book of knee-slapping knock-knocks and silly stories, kids will discover swallowed gum, peanut butter–eating elephants, and monsters roaming the desert. Best of all, with Knock-Knock Jokes and Stilly Stories for Kids, children will boost their reading skills and confidence all while becoming proud joke-tellers along the way. Jokes galore! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes and silly stories to keep kids entertained at home, in the car, or on the go! The power of silly: LOL-funny jokes and silly stories motivate kids to read aloud and create fun, shared memories with friends and family. Early reader–friendly: Tailored to early and reluctant readers, the book begins with bite-sized jokes and progresses to full-page stories, making reading fun and easy for those just getting started. Look here! Funny illustrations to bring kids deeper into the joke and help little ones with comprehension.
Knock, Knock, Monster Who?: Illustrated Monster Jokes for Kids (Illustrated Jokes)
by Stephanie Rodriguez Amy PryceMonsters growl and snarl and groan and these silly illustrated jokes! Get kids reading AND laughing with funny monster jokes. Adam Pryce's bold illustrations add to the hilarity of monsters doing all sorts for ridiculous things. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your monster-loving child. Here's an example: What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a monster fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!
Knock Knock Pirate (Knock Knock)
by Caryl HartA rhyming pirate counting book with a difference - the follow up to the hilarious Knock Knock Dinosaur - from award-winning author Caryl Hart, creator of How to Grow a Dinosaur, and bestselling illustrator Nick East.A visit from a pirate might sound like fun . . . but when the Captain's whole crew turn up too - causing mayhem and chaos - it's time for this little girl to panic. What is Dad going to say when he gets home?!Caryl Hart has won the Stockport Children's Book Award, the Oldham Brilliant Books Award, the Rotherham Children's Book Award, and has been shortlisted for the Red House Children's Book Award.Follow Caryl at carylhart.com and @carylhart1 Find Nick at nickeastillustration.com
Knock Knock Superhero (Knock Knock)
by Caryl HartA hilarious rhyming superhero counting book - perfect for fans of the Ten Littles series!Knock, knock! There's a superhero at the door! Pasta Man has run out of Pasta Power. . . Can our young hero help him to get his powers back and defeat evil Madame Chilli, who wants to rule the world with lashings of chilli sauce?With action-packed adventure and bright, detailed artwork, this is the ultimate fun-filled counting storybook!Also look out for:Knock Knock DinosaurKnock Knock PirateKnock Knock Alien
Knock! Knock! Where Is There? (Where Is?)
by Brian Elling Who HQAnother round of sidesplitting jokes based on the New York Times best-selling Where Is? series!This hilarious follow-up collection of jokes featuring all the subjects of the ever-popular Where Is? series will keep kids laughing right through geography class! There are 300 silly jokes about places like Stonehenge, Easter Island, the Bermuda Triangle, Mount Rushmore, Area 51, and even our Solar System in this all-new collection.
Knock! Knock! Who Was There? (Who Was?)
by Brian Elling Who HQOver 300 side-splitting jokes based on the New York Times best-selling series.If you want to know exactly why Milton Hershey's wife married him, look no further. (Because she wanted lots of Hershey's Kisses!) This hilarious and original collection of jokes featuring all the subjects of the ever-popular Who Was? series will keep kids laughing right through history class! Q: Why did Betsy Ross wear long dresses?A: To cover her colo-knees!Q: Which playwright is also a great cook?A: Will-yum Shakespeare!Q: Which president liked lasers?A: Ronald Ray-gun!
Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids
by Craig YoeThe follow-up to LOL: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids, this jam-packed knock-knock joke book is perfect for young comedians!Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner! With over 700 silly knock-knock jokes, this book is ready to knock down your door with hours and hours of the wackiest “Who’s There?” answers ever. Perfect for sharing with friends, Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids will have your young comedian howling with laughter!
Knocked Out (Fountas & Pinnell LLI Gold #Level Q)
by Michael SullivanKnocked Out Author: Michael Sullivan
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
by Louise RennisonAs I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable.The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher.In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #3)
by Louise RennisonAs I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable.The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher.In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Knockin' on Wood
by Lynne BaraschThis biography tells the story of Clayton "Peg Leg" Bates (1907-1998), an African American who overcame the hardship of losing a leg at the age of 12 in a factory accident and went on to become a world-renowned tap dancer.
Knockout
by K. A. HoltLevi just wants to be treated like a typical kid. As a baby, he had a serious disease that caused him respiratory issues. He's fine now, but his mom and overprotective brother still think of him as damaged, and his schoolmates see him as the same class clown he's always been. He feels stuck. So when his dad—divorced from his mom—suggests he take up boxing, he falls in love with the sport. And when he finds out about a school with a killer boxing team and a free-study curriculum, it feels like he's found a ticket to a new Levi. But how can he tell his mom about boxing? And how can he convince his family to set him free? <P><P><i>Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.</i>
Knot Cannot
by Tiffany StoneA pun-packed look at friendship, jealousy, and being yourselfKnot is a piece of rope who longs to do the same things as Snake. Snake can slither and swim and hiss. Sadly, Knot cannot! But when Snake finds herself in a pickle, Knot discovers there's one thing he can do that Snake cannot. Knot can knot--a lot! With wordplay a-plenty, this uproarious read-a-loud encourages readers to find--and celebrate!--whatever it is they do best.
The Knot Impossible: Rufkin's Travels in Four Acts (Tales of Fontania #4)
by Barbara ElseRufkin, a perpetual no-hoper, is left to work in a salvage yard while his celebrity parents and talented siblings go on a summer acting tour. At the salvage yard, Rufkin meets Nissy and a small boy who can only say "Help!" Soon they are caught up in a magical adventure. Bursting with humor and mystery, this is the spectacular conclusion to Barbara Else's award-winning Tales of Fontania quartet.
Knot Too Shabby!
by Chloe Taylor Nancy ZhangZoey's summer is going to be busy--but can she survive it without blogging? Includes "Sew Zoey" blog posts and fashion illustrations.In the seventh book in the Sew Zoey series, it's almost summer vacation, and Zoey Webber won't exactly be taking it easy. First she's going to New York to meet her favorite fashion designer and spend the day at her design studio. Then she's staying for an action-packed weekend in the city that never sleeps. And the fun doesn't stop there: she and her friend Priti are going to sleepaway camp for the first time! The camp has canoeing, crafts...and a "no technology" rule. How will Zoey survive six weeks without sewing and blogging?
Knots in My Yo-Yo String
by Jerry Spinelli"A master of those embarrassing, gloppy, painful, and suddenly wonderful things that happen on the razor's edge between childhood and full-fledged adolescence" (The Washington Post), Newbery medalist Jerry Spinelli has penned his early autobiography with all the warmth, humor, and drama of his best-selling fiction. From first memories through high school, including first kiss, first punch, first trip to the principal's office, and first humiliating sports experience, this is not merely an account of a highly unusual childhood. Rather, like Spinelli's fiction, its appeal lies in the accessibility and universality of his life. Entertaining and fast-paced, this is a highly readable memoir-- a must-have for Spinelli fans of all ages.From the Trade Paperback edition.
Knots on a Counting Rope
by John Archambault Bill Martin Jr.Boy-Strength-of-Blue-Horses and his grandfather reminisce about the young blind boy's birth, his first horse, and an exciting horse race.
Know And Follow Rules (Learning To Get Along® )
by Cheri J. Meiners Meredith JohnsonThis ninth book in the Learning to Get Along series focuses on skills for recognizing, learning, and following rules in school, childcare, home, and other social settings. Full color.
Know Fear (The Lurker Files #2)
by Scott CiencinThe Lurker continues to reign at Wintervale University -- a dark, terrible force at the heart of the campus computer network, weaving an electronic web of deceit. The Lurker can never have too many minions...
Know How to Say No to Drugs and Alcohol: A Kid's Guide
by Jim AuerAlcohol and drugs can confuse younger children. Children often hear prohibitions and warnings without understanding the basics of why. This book wraps the "Just Say No" message in fresh paper and points children toward reaching their dreams without risking alcohol and drug derailment.
Know-It-All
by Donna Jo NapoliNick thinks he can figure out everything on his own. Why should he have to read books when he can make things up himself? It will take an important lesson from the Little Angel of Learning to change his mind.
The Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters: Over 800 Amazing Facts and Insider Secrets
by Brian Boone Amanda BrackThe Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters is the must-have book of more than 800 incredible facts for your favorite multiplayer video game! Test your brains and stump your friends about life in the Overworld and down in the Nether, where Minecraft came from, and hundreds of other tips and Minecraft gaming secrets! Become a master builder of your own Minecraft smarts with The Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters! Inside you will find awesome trivia such as: Herobrine isn’t a real character programmed into the game. Urban legends insist that he’s a dead miner, or that Notch’s deceased brother haunts the game. It’s just a glitch that makes Steve sometimes appear to have spooky white eyes. They’re probably just bleary from playing too much Minecraft. The name of the main miner character in the game is Steve, right? Well, sort of. He didn’t ever have one until someone asked Notch in an interview if the character had a name. Notch’s response: “Steve?” The name stuck. We still don’t know what his last name is, though. This book is complete with silly illustrations to make becoming a master of Minecrafter facts even more fun. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in awe of your Minecrafter knowledge!
Know It, Show It, Grade 5, Independent Practice (Into Reading)
by Houghton HarcourtNIMAC-sourced textbook
Know It, Show It, Grade K, Independent Practice (Into Reading, Read Aloud Module 10)
by Houghton HarcourtNIMAC-sourced textbook