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The Silliest Joke Book Ever
by AnonymousA hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities.All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a £1 donation.
Silli's Sheep
by Tiffany Stone Louis ThomasFor fans of Sophie's Squash and other super-silly picture books, here is the endearing story of a man named Silli who tries to tame the wind in ridiculous ways.Silli lives in the middle of a meadow, in the open air. One morning, a gust of wind pays a visit--brrrr! What if the wind comes to stay? If only Silli could find some sheep, he'd have wool to knit a sweater to keep him warm. Luckily, he spots five large "sheep" up on a hill--perfect! It's just too bad they're resistant to herding and their wool is incredibly hard. But when Silli leans against them, they block the wind and keep him warm. . . . Perhaps he can build a shelter made of sheep? And so he resourcefully arranges his sturdy sheep (which are actually sheep-shaped rocks) into a little hut, and is finally warm and dry. This charming story--crafted in the tradition of folkloric characters who are well-meaning, likeable, and also a bit ridiculous--is sure to have a ton of kid appeal.
Silly Day (Fountas & Pinnell Classroom, Guided Reading)
by Sylvia Andrews Jimmy HolderNIMAC-sourced textbook. Clowning Around. Principal Prim doesn't like being silly. So what happens when he has to be a clown?
Silly Dreamers (Sound Out Chapter Books - Set C-1)
by Matt Sims"I'm really happy your dad could get us these jobs," Leroy stated. He leaned over to empty a waste basket under a metal desk.
The Silly Family
by Katherine Pebley O'NealNot everyone loves a joke the way Mr. and Mrs. Silly and their kids Billy, Lilly, and Milly do! But somewhere between buzzing handshakes, squirting corsages, knock-knock jokes, and decorating for the church picnic, the family accidentally throws out Mrs. Albright’s prized centerpiece. Oh no! Now what? Kids and parents alike will see themselves or someone they know in this story, and find its happy ending just like good medicine!
The Silly Friends
by PremchandTranslated and Adapted from Premchand's Classics for Children Nadaan Dost
Silly Frilly Grandma Tillie
by Laurie JacobsLucky for Sophie and Chloe, Grandma Tillie knows how to royally entertain her grandchildren. To their delight, whenever Grandma Tillie babysits, she seems to disappear, only to be replaced by a parade of lovable characters. There's Tillie Vanilly with the bright pink hair, star of The Tillie Vanilly Show, who loves to tell jokes and dance the conga; Chef Silly Tillie with the lampshade hat who offers up a dinner of Worm Chili with Glue Gravy; and Madame Frilly Tillie with the sparkly eyeglasses and towel turban, the world's most creative bath-bubble stylist. Sophie and Chloe wonder who will appear to tuck them into bed: Hiker Hilly Tillie, Explorer Chilly Tillie, or Zoo-lady Gorilly Tillie? To their surprise, it's the best character of all—just plain Grandma Tillie.
Silly Goose's Big Story
by Keiko KaszaFriends and imagination save the day Goose's friends love the stories he makes up when they're playing. Except one thing - Goose is always the hero. And when they ask to take turns leading the fun, Goose doesn't agree. While they argue about it, no one notices the hungry wolf sneaking up on them until he shouts, "Hello, Lunch!" This real-life danger shows Goose how silly he's been and that his friends make terrific heroes! Always a surefire hit on laps or at storytime, Keiko Kasza's latest shows how imagination can come in handy in an unexpected way.
Silly Jokes About Animals (Silly Joke Books)
by Michael DahlGet ready to laugh from the farm to the pet store with these silly animal jokes! Hilarious images combined with laugh-out-loud jokes will have young readers clamoring for more.
Silly Jokes About Bugs (Silly Joke Books)
by Michael DahlGet ready to laugh from the ant farm to the beehive with these silly bug jokes! Laugh-out-loud jokes are paired with hilarious photos to keep young readers turning the pages.
Silly Jokes About Food (Silly Joke Books)
by Michael DahlGet ready to laugh from the grocery store to the kitchen with these silly food jokes! Hilarious images add to fun in this laugh-out-loud collection of jokes all about food.
Silly Jokes About Monsters (Silly Joke Books)
by Michael DahlGet ready to laugh about monsters! These monster jokes will have you telling them again and again; even if you’re scared silly! Funny photos combined with hilarious jokes will have young readers laughing out loud.
Silly Jokes About School (Silly Joke Books)
by Michael DahlGet ready to laugh from the cafeteria to the playground with these silly jokes about school! Featuring hilarious images; this collection of school jokes will have young readers laughing out loud.
Silly Knock-Knock Jokes (Silly Joke Books)
by Michael DahlKnock knock! Who’s there? A book full of knock-knock jokes! Fun and humorous images combined with the best knock-knock jokes around will have young readers laughing out loud.
Silly Sally
by Audrey Wood"Silly Sally went to town, walking backwards, upside down." And that's just the beginning... Come along with silly Sally and her silly companions as they parade into town in a most unusual way.
Silly Street
by Jeff FoxworthyAnything goes on Silly Street. There's a flying squirrel circus, pink elephant races, and even a pony that eats fried baloney. At the candy booth you can buy gummy yum noodles and rainbow jaw busters. At the hat store you can purchase a helmet, a tiara, or a halo-if you happen to be an angel. From the comedic mind of Jeff Foxworthy, author of the bestselling dirt on my shirt, comes another hilarious collection of poems. Kids will have so much fun reading these poems, they'll wish they actually lived on Silly Street.
Silly Tilly's Thanksgiving Dinner (I Can Read! #Level 1)
by Lillian HobanIt's Thanksgiving, and Silly Tilly Mole is planning to make Thanksgiving dinner for all her friends. But where did she put the invitations? What happened to her recipes? And why is her house so full of frog? There's a big surprise in store for silly Tilly in this hilarious story with cheery full-color pictures by Lillian Hoban. "[Silly Tilly Mole] sends out recipe cards instead of invitations for Thanksgiving dinner. Even though she forgets to cook and falls asleep, the party is saved when her animal guests arrive with their favorite dishes. Watercolors in vibrant autumn hues accentuate this comedy of errors with quirky characterizations and fine brushwork. " BL.
Silly Times With Two Silly Trolls
by Nancy JewellNip and Tuck -- those two fun-loving trolls -- are back. Join in their antics as they play in the snow, create silly poetry, and make time stand still. Things are never dull when these trolls are around.
Silly Wonderful You
by Sherri Duskey RinkerBefore YOU came along, so many things were different!But now . . .There's laughter, a house full of adventures and toys, a million little surprises. . . . And so much love.From bestselling author Sherri Duskey Rinker and award-winning artist Patrick McDonnell comes this funny and tender love letter from a parent to a child.
Silly World Records … and How to Beat Them (Fountas & Pinnell Classroom, Guided Reading)
by Ricardo SantosNIMAC-sourced textbook
Silo and the Rebel Raiders
by Veronica PeytonA beautifully written and timeless fantasy adventure, perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett and Philip Reeve. Ten-year-old Silo Zyco doesn't know much about his relatives -- his father was a mysterious stranger, and the rest of the Zycos were killed in a disaster involving a terrible wave and lots of mud. All he has inherited is a family reputation for thieving, and webbed feet. But Silo, last of the Zycos, does have one thing that others envy. He can see things. Things that will happen in the future. And the people in the Capitol are looking to recruit children just like him to save them from dangers as yet unknown. It could be a glorious future, free from Mud Island and horrible eel suppers. But in Silo's visions, the future is looking very perilous indeed.
Silver
by Thomas C. HinkleEverything happened at once. A dark, two-legged creature leaped out from behind the boulder and a snake-like coil shot toward Silver. The loop shot a little too far, striking Silver’s head as it went. Scared stiff, Silver lunged backward, and, as he did so, stepped into the loop with one hind foot. Miguel saw and instantly jerked and held. Silver let out a squeal of terror. Old Dun had seen the unbelievable--a man almost up to her colt! With ears laid back and her white teeth gleaming, she went up that slope with the single, sincere purpose of scattering Miguel over the hillside. So begins the first of many adventures for Silver, the pure white colt of smart Old Dun. He was beautiful to see, his matchless, pure white coat, his long silver mane and tail streaming in the wind, his proud head up, his great dark eyes shining. "Did you ever see a hoss run like that little silver feller?" exclaimed Charlie Barr. "Silver! That'll be his name and I sure must hurry and get my brand on him before some other feller does." That, as you will find, was not so easy.
Silver
by Norma Fox MazerDespite their different backgrounds, Sarabeth, a teenager living with her mother in a trailer and transferring to a new school, makes friends with Grant and her affluent friends, including troubled Patty who shares a painful secret about her uncle.
Silver (A Stepping Stone Book(TM))
by Gloria WhelanDeep in the Alaskan wilds, 9-year-old Rachel dreams of owning and racing a sled dog one day. When her father, who breeds and races huskies, gives her the runt of the litter, Rachel names the puppy Silver and sets out to prove he's a champion.From the Trade Paperback edition.