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Exes and Ohs: A Downtown Girl's (Mostly Awkward) Tales of Love, Lust, Revenge, and a Little Facebook Stalking
by Shallon LesterThink you've have some outrageous dating horror stories? You don't have anything on Shallon Lester. Spunky Shallon Lester has accumulated more than her fair share of embarrassing stories. In this collection of hilarious essays, she chronicles her dorky, daring, and awkward journey from waitress at the ninth circle of hell known as Houston's Time Square restaurant, to columnist at one of New York's leading gossip magazines, to MTV reality star, gleefully weaving in stories of all boys she's loved, lost, and avenged along the way. Complete with cringe-worthy tales of: --The time a new boyfriend found the stockpile of Magnum condoms hidden under her bed --Getting caught stealing (borrowing?) bacon from her local supermarket --Unwittingly getting romantically involved with the leader of a mafia ring --Being dumped on Valentines Day (for the second year in a row), just minutes before being forced to attend El Concierto Del Amor con Marc Anthony y Jennifer Lopez. Alone. Did I mention on Valentine's day? --An unfortunate sholess, sweaty, shoe-less run-in with Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford on an East Village Street Corner. With a fresh and irresistible voice that makes you want to sit down and rehash last night's misadventures over martinis, Lester speaks volumes to anyone who's even been young, ambitious, and a little bit slutty.
Exes and O's (The Influencer Series #2)
by Amy LeaOne of Amazon's Best Romances of January · A January LibraryReads Pick · One of Buzzfeed's Romance Books To Look Out For In 2023A romance novel-obsessed social media influencer revisits her exes on her hunt for true love in this romantic comedy from the author of Set On You. Romance book connoisseur Tara Chen has had her heart broken ten times by ten different men—all of whom dumped her because of her &“stage-five clinger&” tendencies. Nevertheless, Tara is determined to find The One. The only problem? Classic meet-cutes are dead, thanks to modern dating apps. So Tara decides to revisit her exes in hopes of securing her very own trope-worthy second-chance romance. Boston firefighter Trevor Metcalfe will be the first to rush into a burning building but the last to rush into a relationship. Love just isn&’t his thing. When his new roommate Tara enlists him to help her reconnect with her exes, he reluctantly agrees. But Tara&’s journey is leading him to discover his own new chapter. The more time they spend together, the more Tara realizes Trevor seems to be the only one who appreciates her authentic, dramatic self. To claim their happily ever after, can Tara and Trevor read between the lines of their growing connection?
¿Existe la felicidad?: Del running al sofathlón: cómo escapar del negocio de la felicidad para alcanzar el bienestar.
by Toño FraguasEn un mundo en el que nos bombardean con la receta para ser feliz, Toño Fraguas desmonta con humor, ironía y la dosis justa de erudición, los tópicos contemporáneos en torno a la felicidad, y demuestra que el camino para alcanzarla, si es que existe, es personal e intransferible. ¿Cansado de comer alimentos macrobióticos?, ¿de destrozarte las rodillas todas las mañanas corriendo por el asfalto?, ¿de perseguir el liderazgo en tu empresa cuando no consigues ni hacerte escuchar en la reunión de la comunidad?, ¿de ligar poco a pesar de matarte en el gimnasio?, ¿de hacer viajes eternos en los que se supone que te vas a encontrar contigo mismo y lo único que consigues es gastarte una pasta, que te pierdan la maleta y volver con diarrea? En definitiva, ¿estás cansado de buscar la felicidad? ¿No será que a lo mejor la estás buscando en los sitios equivocados? ¿Y si tu felicidad consistiera en comer lo que quieres, viajar donde quieres y estar tirado en el sofá cuando tú quieres? Running, coaching, mindfulness, travelling, crafting, escaping... Del nutricionismo a la vida rural, de los gurús «inspiracionales» a los líderes de las redes sociales, del yoga a los yogures L. Casei Inmunitas, es evidente que la felicidad es un negocio. Y, además, está de moda. En un mundo en el que nos bombardean constantemente con la receta para ser feliz, como si fuera obligatorio serlo las veinticuatro horas del día, Toño Fraguas desmonta con humor, ironía y las justas dosis de erudición los tópicos contemporáneos en torno a la felicidad, y a la vez demuestra que el camino para alcanzarla, si es que existe, es personal e intransferible. Índice Preámbulo: (O lo que va antes de echarse a andar).Capítulo 1: El harakiri en tres sencillos pasos (O el inexistente camino de la felicidad).Capítulo 2: Filósofos griegos en una TED Conference (Los vendemotos).Capítulo 3: El running, esa droga de la felicidad (De la cinta del gimnasio a la rueda del hámster).Capítulo 4: Un neojipi llamado Fray Luis de León (O de los complicadísima que es una vida sencilla).Capítulo 5: Mochileros y aventureros, estáis perdidos (O dicho de otra manera: ¿hace falta huir?).Capítulo 6: Leche sin leche, hamburguesas sin carne y la diosa quinoa (¿Es comestible la felicidad?).Capítulo 7: Yoga, pilates... cuerpos, mentes y mindfulness (Hacia la felicidad por la flexibilidad).Capítulo 8: Hacer cosas con estas manitas (¿Se puede «fabricar» la felicidad?).Capítulo 9: Bueno, si a él le ayuda... (Sugestión, auto-engaño y el colmo: síndrome de Estocolmo).Epílogo: La Ecuación de la Felicidad (Un epílogo erótico-festivo).
Existentially Challenged
by Yahtzee CroshawIn Existentially Challenged, the sequel to Differently Morphous, the men and women of the Department of Extradimensional Affairs continue their struggle to uncover the motives of the Ancients under the ever-present threat of death, insanity, and sensitivity training.With magic declassified in the UK, the fake psychics and fraudulent healers are running amok, and it's up to the Department of Extradimensional Affairs' newly appointed Skepticism Officers to crack down. But when they set their sights on Modern Miracle, a highly suspicious and fast-growing faith healing cult with remarkably good social media presence, even their skepticism is put to the test. Is Modern Miracle on the level? Is Miracle Meg&’s healing magic real? Why do dead bodies keep showing up on their doorstep? And just what is Miracle Dad's preferred flavor of crisp?
Exit Laughing
by Victoria ZackheimExit Laughing is more than a collection of twenty-four personal stories, written by some of our country's finest authors, on the subject of death and humor. It's a reminder that all of us approach death in very different ways. Whether we face our death or the death of a loved one with fear, sorrow, joy, or confusion, and whether or not we believe in an afterlife, we cannot deny that death happens. Exit Laughing reminds us that in death there is a place for humor. Ellen Sussman writes of flying home her mother's body and watching her mother's burial wardrobe spill out on the baggage carousel. Kathi Kamen Goldmark regales us with memories of playing the kazoo at Jessica Mitford's funeral. Broadway and television actor Richard McKenzie shares the riotous story of a funeral procession led by a lost hearse. Bonnie Garvin writes about her parents' double suicide attempt (and yes, it's funny!). Joshua Braff recalls a death in an upstairs bedroom during his childhood, Roadrunner cartoons included. L.A. Law star and author Michael Tucker describes his last visit with his dying friend, Cleavon Little, and how they said goodbye. International bestselling novelist Jacquelyn Mitchard writes about her husband's untimely death, and how his three best friends ended up held in a psychiatric hospital after the wake. These stories, along with seventeen other memorable essays, constitute a book whose purpose is to remind readers that when dealing with illness, dying, and death, there is an important place for laugh-out-loud humor.
The Exodermis Protection Suit
by Michael SismondoFinally—the reason so many socks have gone missing in the laundry! But is it believable?
Exonario: 270 palabras que no están en el diccionario pero que deberían existir
by Jorge MuxJorge Mux creó este diccionario de definiciones insólitas, hilarantes,de dudosa justificación e improbable referencia. Leerlo libera laimaginación y suelta la lengua. ¿Siente que a veces le faltan palabras para decir algo o que el términoutilizado no fue el correcto? ¿Que el diccionario no le alcanza paraexpresar una idea, una imagen o una sensación que lo inunda? La realidadnos desafía cuando las palabras nos abandonan. ¿Cómo podemos saber loque queremos decir si no tenemos cómo nombrarlo? Para eso, Jorge Muxcreó este diccionario.¡Exonarícese!imbestiagar (verbo transitivo. De investigar y bestia. Adjetivo:imbestiagador). ´Considerar como suficiente el saber obtenido en los dosprimeros párrafos o la contratapa de un libro´.
Expectant Bride (The Greek Tycoons #10)
by Lynne GrahamA brash businessman turns a feisty office cleaner’s life upside down in this classic contemporary romance by a USA Today–bestselling author.Ellie Morgan hoped to buy the bookshop where she worked, so evenings she moonlighted as a cleaner at Alexiakis International . . . Until she overheard Dio Alexiakis discussing a top-secret deal, and he insisted that Ellie was an industrial spy! Ellie was unnerved by her confrontation with Dio Alexiakis. However, Dio knew just how he would deal with her. . . . Ellie found herself on her way to Dio’s island, and two days and nights of perfect passion . . . followed by an unexpected pregnancy. Dio had the perfect solution—they’d marry for the baby’s sake. By now, Ellie was in love with Dio, but could he learn to love his expectant bride?Originally published in 1999.
Expectant Mistress (Expecting! #14)
by Sara WoodIn this classic surprise-baby romance, a steamy reunion between a big-city software executive and a smalltown girl will change their lives forever.Mistress . . . and mother!Trish’s body still tingled at the memory of her time with Adam four years ago, but he’d seemed more interested in dating glamorous women than settling down! Trish had vowed to forget him—until, gorgeously irresistible as ever, he appeared on her doorstep insisting it was Trish he really wanted. . . . Surely this time Adam was here to stay? The passion between them was as thrilling as Trish remembered. But then a fax arrived from his “fiancée” —just as Trish was about to announce she was carrying Adam’s baby!She’s sexy, she’s successful . . . and she’s PREGNANT!Originally published in 1998.
Expectant Princess, Unexpected Affair (Royal Seductions #8)
by Michelle CelmerHe'd danced with her on a dare. But Samuel Baldwin had seduced Princess Anne to quench his own desire. Chipping away at Anne's icy demeanor had been pure pleasure…until he discovered their passion-filled night had left him responsible for one pregnant princess.He was set to be the country's next prime minister, but marrying a royal would mean an end to his career. Duty to the mother of his child was etched deep in Sam's bones—their wedding would take place. But after making such a sacrifice, would this groom's heart ever thaw?
Expecting Someone Taller
by Tom Holt'Crazy, absurd, complex and hilarious . . . His writing is in the same mould as that of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Jasper Fforde' - TheBookBag.co.uk'Wacky humour bubbles through the polished narrative . . . Holt doesn't skimp on the flashes of brilliance' - SFXAll Malcolm Fisher did was run over a badger. Unfortunately the badger turned out to be Ingolf, last of the giants. With his dying breath he reluctantly gave Malcolm two gifts of power and made him ruler of the world. From one of the best-loved comic writers in fantasy fiction comes another absurdly witty title - perfect for fans of Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett.Books by Tom Holt: Walled Orchard Series Goatsong The Walled Orchard J.W. Wells & Co. Series The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages YouSpace Series Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug Novels Expecting Someone Taller Who's Afraid of Beowulf Flying Dutch Ye Gods! Overtime Here Comes the Sun Grailblazers Faust Among Equals Odds and Gods Djinn Rummy My Hero Paint your Dragon Open Sesame Wish you Were Here Alexander at World's End Only Human Snow White and the Seven Samurai Olympiad Valhalla Nothing But Blue Skies Falling SidewaysLittle PeopleSong for NeroMeadowlandBarkingBlonde BombshellThe Management Style of the Supreme BeingsAn Orc on the Wild Side
Expecting the Best (9 Months Later)
by Lynnette Kent9 MONTHS LATERHe's done raising kids...or is he?As the oldest of eleven children, Denver cop Zach Harmon spent a lot of time helping out with his siblings. Now he's enjoying his freedom, and although he loves his nieces and nephews, he doesn't plan on having a family of his own.Then Shelley Hightower invites him to a dinner being held in her honor. Shelley's a perfect date-beautiful, funny, independent, everything he admires in a woman. The whole evening passes like a dream-and the truth is, neither of them wants it to end. So when the blizzard begins, it seems logical to take shelter for the night.... Together.Six weeks later, he learns there's a baby on the way. Unexpectedly, Zach finds that he's looking forward to giving up his bachelor life for the woman he loves-and their child.All he has to do is convince Shelley!
Expecting the Boss's Baby (Bravo Family Ties)
by Christine Rimmer"Sex is absolutely off the table."So this was Dax Girard's hiring policy. Well, it might not be conventional-but then again, all admin-assist-wannabe Zoe Bravo wanted was a job. And her prospective boss, Dax Girard, was so gorgeous that he'd clearly had to beat them off with a stick before. So she calmly agreed to the mogul's terms-even throwing in a fake fiancé for good measure! A strictly hands-off policy was fine with her....But was it fine with him? Because the more no-strings-attached Dax swore he was as immune to Zoe as he was to your average beautiful woman, the more he started envisioning a future that had her in it. And, in nine months, a little someone else, as well.
The Expedition of Humphry Clinker
by Tobias SmollettWilliam Thackeray called it "the most laughable story that has ever been written since the goodly art of novel-writing began." As a group of travellers visit places in England and Scotland, they provide through satire and wit a vivid and detailed picture of the contemporary social and political scene.
Experienced: A Novel
by Kate Young&“A fizzing, lip-chewing, collar-bone biting, palm-sweating roller-coaster of a rom-com that is both the sexiest book you'll read all year and the most heartening.&” —Caroline O'Donoghue, New York Times bestselling author of The Rachel Incident&“A joyful, exhilarating romp of a romance!&” —Ashley Herring Blake, bestselling author of Iris Kelly Doesn&’t Date Bette is in love for the first time in her life. Finally, everything makes sense. Until it doesn&’t.As Bette approached thirty, she realized something big: she&’s into women. And then she fell for Mei, who&’s entirely perfect. Until, out of the blue, Mei suggests they take a break. She wants Bette to have the opportunity she missed out on in her twenties: to explore the queer dating scene, and then return certain about their future, her desires, and herself.Reluctantly, Bette sets out on a mission: date hot women and have hot casual sex, before returning to her loving girlfriend. Maybe, put that way, it doesn&’t sound so bad…Often heady and thrilling, occasionally cringe, Bette&’s odyssey will take her to some unexpected places. But with her new friend, the gorgeous and self-assured Ruth, as her queer dating guide, Bette can&’t possibly fail. Right?
Experienced
by Kate YoungA fresh, sexy romantic comedy about a newly-out lesbian finding herself, finding her people and finding her partner—in that order.Bette is in love for the first time in her life. When she turned 30, she realized she likes women and fell for Mei. Finally, everything makes sense. Until, out of the blue, Mei suggests they take a break so that Bette can go and do all the exploring she missed out on in her twenties—for her to plunge into the queer dating scene and return to Mei clearer about her desires, her preferences and her choice to be with Mei and Mei alone.So, reluctantly, Bette is set on a mission: Date lots of hot women and have lots of hot casual sex, so she can come back to Mei and what she really wants. Put that way, maybe it doesn't sound so bad?Bette's dating odyssey takes her to unexpected places, some cringingly disastrous, some heady and thrilling. Between dates, she learns to lean on her community and shake off the awkwardness of coming into self-understanding in her thirties. Not least, it turns out that love is waiting where she doesn't even expect to find it.
Exploding Kittens: A Field Guide to Unusual Cats
by Sam Stall Exploding Kittens LLCWith inspiration from the #1 bestselling card game, this hilarious one-of-a-kind field guide features forty of the most frequently encountered cats from the Exploding Kittens universe -- including dozens of brand-new breeds.The entries in this comprehensive spotter's guide for cat lovers identify the feline's origin, appearance, eating and mating rituals, natural habitat, and habits and behavior, as well as where to look for them in the wild. Profiles are brought to life with vivid art illustrated by The Oatmeal in this perfectly portable guide, an essential companion for any cat watcher's collection.
The Exploding Life of Scarlett Fife: Book 1 (The Exploding Life of Scarlett Fife #1)
by Maz EvansScarlett Fife has BIG feelings. And she's about to get into BIG trouble. From the bestselling Maz Evans comes a heartfelt and hilarious new series, perfect for fans of Roald Dahl's Matilda.'A laugh-out-loud story full of warmth, Big Feelings and explosive results.' Dominique Valente, author of Starfell'So funny, you'll explode with laughter' Sam Copeland, author of Charlie Changes into a ChickenScarlett Fife has BIG FEELINGS. And when she has BIG FEELINGS, they explode out of her like an over-squeezed stress ball. Scarlett's in big trouble after a BIG FEELINGS episode leads to a runaway hamster getting into the vicar's trousers at her aunty's engagement party. If she loses her temper ONE MORE TIME, she's going to miss out on her trip to Mega Awesome Sicky Fun World, the best theme park on the planet. But feelings are like slime in a party bag. No matter how much someone tells you to keep it in, it'll always find its way out. And very soon, Scarlett notices that every time she pushes her feelings down, something explodes. Like ... really, properly explodes. It might be her teacher's slimy green smoothie. A huge pot of purple paint. Or a massive pile of elephant poo at the zoo. And let's hope Scarlett doesn't get mad at Aunty's wedding - that wedding cake is HUGE ...Laugh-out-loud action for every child and parent who has ever lost control of their feelings - this is sparkling, heartwarming and beautifully illustrated throughout by the fantastic Chris Jevons.
The Exploding Life of Scarlett Fife: Book 1 (The Exploding Life of Scarlett Fife #1)
by Maz EvansFrom the bestselling Maz Evans comes a new series about Scarlett Fife: logical, mathematical - but when it comes to her BIG FEELINGS, completely out of control ... Heartfelt and hilarious, perfect for fans of Roald Dahl's Matilda.'A laugh-out-loud story full of warmth, Big Feelings and explosive results.' Dominique Valente, author of StarfellScarlett Fife has BIG FEELINGS. And when she has BIG FEELINGS, they explode out of her like an over-squeezed stress ball. Scarlett's in big trouble after a BIG FEELINGS episode leads to a runaway hamster getting into the vicar's trousers at her aunty's engagement party. If she loses her temper ONE MORE TIME, she's going to miss out on her trip to Mega Awesome Sicky Fun World, the best theme park on the planet. But feelings are like slime in a party bag. No matter how much someone tells you to keep it in, it'll always find its way out. And very soon, Scarlett notices that every time she pushes her feelings down, something explodes. Like ... really, properly explodes. It might be her teacher's slimy green smoothie. A huge pot of purple paint. Or a massive pile of elephant poo at the zoo. And let's hope Scarlett doesn't get mad at Aunty's wedding - that wedding cake is HUGE ...Laugh-out-loud action for every child and parent who have ever lost control of their feelings - this is sparkling, heartwarming and beautifully illustrated throughout.(P)2021 Hodder & Stoughton Limited
The Exploits of Brigadier Gerard
by Sir Arthur Conan DoyleEtienne Gerard, Hussar in the French Army during the Napoleonic Wars, is vain - he is utterly convinced he is the bravest soldier, the greatest swordsman, the most accomplished horseman, and the most gallant lover in all France. He is not entirely wrong, but his self-satisfaction and obsession with honour and glory undercut his brave acts again and again, providing a delightful satire of the stereotypical English view of the French, along with Gerard's baffled view of English manners and attitudes.
Explorers of the New Century: A Novel
by Magnus Mills&“A masterfully realized comic novel . . . like something out of Gulliver&’s Travels by way of Franz Kafka and P. G. Wodehouse&” (Library Journal). Set at the dawn of the great age of exploration—closely resembling the era of Shackleton and Perry and Scott—two intrepid teams of adventurers set off through an arid, lifeless landscape. Both are vying to reach the AFP, or Agreed Furthest Point—a worthy, even ennobling cause. The competition is friendly but conditions are extreme. To get through the race, both teams must learn to make sacrifices, and rely heavily on their mules for survival . . . a dependency that will come with a price. From the Man Booker Prize–nominated author of The Forensic Records Society and The Restraint of Beasts—a novel Thomas Pynchon called a &“demented, deadpan-comic wonder&”—Explorers of the New Century offers a blend of white-knuckle suspense, shocking revelations, and brilliant social satire.
Exploring According to Og the Frog (Og the Frog #2)
by Betty G. BirneyIn the second book in the Og the Frog spinoff of the Humphrey series, Og is ready for adventure and is jumping at the chance to help kids be brave!Og loves the kids in Room 26, but he's awfully curious about the human world outside his tank! His friend Humphrey has no problem getting out and about, but it's harder for Og because he can't climb the way a hamster can. But Og never let hard work or fear stop him from going after what he wants. And he's determined to help the tads in Room 26 understand that taking risks can pay off--especially when they are being true to themselves. Whether it's learning that a younger kid can have great ideas, a student who learns differently can have hidden talents, or ideas that seem crazy at first can actually be amazing if you look at them from a different perspective, Og wants everyone to celebrate their talents. And once he fully embraces his frogginess--BING-BANG-BOING--he figures out how to go where no frog has gone before. Og's frog's-eye view of the world is curious, adventurous, and creative, and the perfect companion to Trouble According to Humphrey.
Explosion at the Poem Factory
by Kyle LukoffA funny story, full of wordplay, brings poetry alive as never before! Kilmer Watts makes his living teaching piano lessons, but when automatic pianos arrive in town, he realizes he’s out of a job. He spots a “Help Wanted” sign at the poem factory and decides to investigate — he’s always been curious about how poems are made. The foreman explains that machines and assembly lines are used for poetry these days. So Kilmer learns how to operate the “meter meter” and empty the “cliché bins.” He assembles a poem by picking out a rhyme scheme, sprinkling in some similes and adding alliteration. But one day the machines malfunction, and there is a dramatic explosion at the poem factory. How will poetry ever survive? Kyle Lukoff’s funny story, rich in wordplay, is complemented by Mark Hoffmann’s lively, quirky art. The backmatter includes definitions of poetic feet, types of poems (with illustrated examples) and a glossary of other terms. An author’s note explains the inspiration for the story. Key Text Features definitions glossary author's note Correlates to the Common Core State Standards in English Language Arts: CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.RL.2.4 Describe how words and phrases (e.g., regular beats, alliteration, rhymes, repeated lines) supply rhythm and meaning in a story, poem, or song.
La explosión del cascarón (Crack Goes the Cascarón Spanish Edition): ¡Un tremendo reventón para cualquier ocasión!
by Sara Andrea FajardoShell-abrate a joyous Latine Easter tradition, with Toti and his family in this upbeat bilingual story, available in Spanish!What are cascarones: Cascarones are empty egg shells that have been colored, filled with paper confetti, and sealed!The hunt is on to figure out who will be the reigning champ of Cascarones, and Toti knows that he has his family beat. His parents are too easy, they make old-school cascarones with confetti inside. His sister, Carlita wishes she could create cascarones like him, and his Abuela doesn't even stand a chance. When the day of Cascarones arrives, will Toti seize his moment or will it be scrambled when he learns someone has switched his cascarones for fake ones!With a cheeky twist at the end, readers will laugh and relish at the antics of Toti and his family in this exuberant bilingual story.
Explosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum #18)
by Janet EvanovichBounty hunter Stephanie Plum’s life is set to blow sky high when international murder hits dangerously close to home, in this dynamite novel by Janet Evanovich. <p><p>Before Stephanie can even step foot off Flight 127 Hawaii to Newark, she’s knee deep in trouble. Her dream vacation turned into a nightmare, and she’s flying back to New Jersey solo. Worse still, her seatmate never returned to the plane after the L.A. layover. Now he’s dead, in a garbage can, waiting for curbside pickup. His killer could be anyone. And a ragtag collection of thugs and psychos, not to mention the FBI, are all looking for a photograph the dead man was supposed to be carrying. <p><p>Only one other person has seen the missing photo—Stephanie Plum. Now she’s the target, and she doesn’t intend to end up in a garbage can. With the help of an FBI sketch artist Stephanie re-creates the person in the photo. Unfortunately the first sketch turns out to look like Tom Cruise, and the second sketch like Ashton Kutcher. Until Stephanie can improve her descriptive skills, she’ll need to watch her back. <p><p>Over at the bail bonds agency things are going from bad to worse. The bonds bus serving as Vinnie’s temporary HQ goes up in smoke. Stephanie’s wheelman, Lula, falls in love with their largest skip yet. Lifetime arch nemesis Joyce Barnhardt moves into Stephanie’s apartment. And everyone wants to know what happened in Hawaii? <p><p>Morelli, Trenton’s hottest cop, isn’t talking about Hawaii. Ranger, the man of mystery, isn’t talking about Hawaii. And all Stephanie is willing to say about her Hawaiian vacation is . . . It’s complicated.