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Hip Snips
by Pablo MitchellAre your pubes up to par? Don't be caught with a frumpy patch down below! Hip Snips features illustrated instructions for styling your pubic hair in a variety of chic and fashionable designs, including: * The Landing Strip * The Dong Lengthener * The Handlebar * The Chewbacca * The Bea Arthur * and many, many more! Armed with Hip Snips and a handful of grooming accessories, you'll wow your lover in more ways than one!
The Hippie Handbook: How to Tie-Dye a T-Shirt, Flash a Peace Sign, and Other Essential Skills for the Carefree Life
by Chelsea CainA groovy guide to hippie culture from the New York Times–bestselling author.Brothers and sisters! Here at last is a light-hearted, free-spirited, groovy guide to the timeless hippie skills and activities that make the world a better place, one macrame belt at a time. In illustrated, easy-to-follow instructions, author Chelsea Cain—who grew up on an Iowa hippie commune—provides practical and playful know-how for the hippie and hippie-at-heart. Learn how to milk a goat, build a compost pile, play “Kumbaya” on the guitar, teach a dog how to catch a Frisbee, and get your file from the FBI. Discover the finer points of caring for a fern, choosing a mantra, organizing a protest, naming your hippie baby, and making sand candles as holiday gifts. Including primers on cooking, dressing, driving, telling time, dancing, and celebrating your birthday in classic hippie style, and a righteous appendix of essential hippie books, movies, and slang, The Hippie Handbook knows the score. Right on.“Run us cheerily through the basics of the hippie lifestyle and beyond.” —January Magazine
Hippomobile!
by Jeff TapiaThere are many stories about kid crusaders who save something, but none like this one. With steampunk, tall tale, and just plain silly elements, the story of how ten-year-old twins Jimmy and Stella found out about the unique vehicle called the hippomobile, learned its history, and then used it to rescue their beloved town of Wymore is an original variant on a tried and true theme. A cast of wildly eccentric characters, most of whom are the twins' forty-seven grandmas and grandpas; a liberal sprinkling of diner slang and odd colloquial phrases, many explained in footnotes; and a sense that the events described never took place but could have are among the surprising ingredients of this unconventional creation. The fact that there really was a hippomobile with its own history doesn't interfere with the fun.
The Hippopotamus: A Novel
by Stephen Fry"I've suffered for my art, now it's your turn." So begins the tale of Ted Wallace, unaffectionately known as the Hippopotamus. Failed poet, failed theater critic, failed father and husband, Ted is a shameless womanizer, drinks too much, and is at odds in his cranky but maddeningly logical way with most of modern life. Fired from his newspaper, Ted seeks a few months' repose and free liquor at Swafford Hall, the country mansion of his old friend Michael Logan. This world of boozy dinners, hunting parties, and furtive liaisons has recently been turned on its head by miracles, healings, and phenomena beyond Ted's comprehension. As the mysteries deepen, The Hippopotamus builds into "a deliciously wicked and amusing little fable" (The New York Times).From the Trade Paperback edition.
A Hippy-Hoppy Toad
by Peggy ArcherFrom the illustrator of the award-winning Sophie's Squash comes a rollicking read-aloud featuring a very tiny toad who gets displaced as animals--and humans--brush past him on the road.In the middle of a puddlein the middle of a roadon a teeter-totter twigsat a teeny-tiny toad. Snap! went the twig! Up went the toad! And he landed on a tree by the side of the road.It's hard to be a tiny toad minding your own business on a twig. First a bird pecks at him. . . . Then a bee buzzes. . . . Then a dog barks . . . and so on. And each time the toad is surprised by a buzz or a woof (or the toe of a sneaker!), he hops to a new location farther down the road. With fun sounds, clever rhymes, and an irresistible rhythm, this is the perfect story for sharing one-on-one or in a group.
The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish
by Lil Miss Hot MessPlaying off "The Wheels on the Bus," this nursery rhyme book from a founder of Drag Queen Story Hour is a fun, freewheeling celebration of being your most fabulous self.The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish encourages readers to boldly be exactly who they are. Written by a founding member of the nationally recognized Drag Queen Story Hour (DQSH), this playful picture book offers a quirky twist on a classic nursery rhyme by illustrating all of the ways to "work it". The story plays off "The Wheels on the Bus" as it follows a drag queen who performs her routine in front of an awestruck audience. A fun frenzy of fierceness, this book will appeal to readers of all ages.
Hipster Animals: A Field Guide
by Dyna MoeA field guide to scenesters, trend-hoppers, and other cutting-edge species you&’ve like, probably never heard of. They&’re pretty obscure. An illustrated pocket guide to the hip characters populating &“cool neighborhoods&” across America, Hipster Animals helps readers identify these urban wildlife in their natural habitats. Including details on the creatures&’ identifying characteristics, diets, mating behavior, and calls, this parody reference guide provides a snarky glimpse into the foreign—yet all too familiar—world of the trendsetters among us.
The Hipster Handbook
by Robert Lanhamhip•ster - \hip-stur (s)\ n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck. ") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat. Clues You Are a Hipster 1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration. 2. You frequently use the term "postmodern" (or its commonly used variation"PoMo") as an adjective, noun, and verb. 3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses. 4. You have refined taste and consider yourself exceptionally cultured, but have one pop vice (ElimiDATE, Quiet Riot, and Entertainment Weekly are popular ones) that helps to define you as well-rounded. 5. You have kissed someone of the same gender and often bring this up in casual conversation. 6. You spend much of your leisure time in bars and restaurants with monosyllabic names like Plant, Bound, and Shine. 7. You bought your dishes and a checkered tablecloth at a thrift shop to be kitschy, and often throw vegetarian dinner parties. 8. You have one Republican friend whom you always describe as being your "one Republican friend. " 9. You enjoy complaining about gentrification even though you are responsible for it yourself. 10. Your hair looks best unwashed and you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks. 11. You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City.
Hipster Hitler
by James Carr Archana KumarIn a competition of the most hated memes of modern times, "Hipster" has now caught up with "Hitler." Artists James Carr and Archana Kumar thought, why not combine the two? After all, Hitler was indeed a hipster of his time, a failed artist in Vienna scrounging up extra dollars or kroner painting quick architecture scenes for the tourists. In their heavily trafficked website, "hipsterhitler.com," these comic artists posit a new sort of history in which Hitler, wears Silverlake-trendy glasses, thrift store sweaters, and outspoken T-shirts, and the reader begins to quickly understand the history of Hitler in a new and strangely engaging way. The Feral House book of Hipster Hitler includes a few dozen pages of comics heretofore unseen online.
Hipster Puppies
by Weingarten Christopher R.The Internet phenomenon that unleashed "adorable emo puppies with bed head, ironic sunglasses, and snobby musical tastes". (Entertainment Weekly) They spend their time sniffing around local farmer's markets, pawing through stacks of vinyl at the record store, and making biting remarks at the café. They're hipster puppies-and they're always snarky, impeccably accessorized, and undeniably adorable. From the site hipsterpuppies. tumblr. com comes never-before-seen photos of these pupsters at play, as well as some of the blog's most popular shots. With their oversized egos-and sunglasses-they run the gamut from music festival fauxhemians to ironic trucker-hat-wearing vegans. And they're guaranteed to melt readers' jaded hearts. .
Hipsters. Un manual ilustrado
by Jorge PintoUna guía para entender y conocer a un hipster. ¿Eres, has sido o serás un hipster? Todos tenemos un hipster cercano, este es su manual de usuario para entenderlos, respetarlos y aprender a quererlos. ¿Crees que tienes mejor gusto que las personas que te rodean? ¿La mayoría de tus amigos no conoce a tu banda favorita? ¿El título de tu trabajo está en inglés en tu tarjeta de presentación? ¿Sólo usas Mac y crees que las PC son para Godínez sin alma? Si respondiste que sí, ¡muy probablemente eres hipster! Y es que el pensamiento independiente y todo lo alternativo caracterizan a un hipster. Valora la creatividad y el ingenio sobre todas las cosas, y es un sarcástico profesional. Eso sí, jamás aceptará que es hipster. No le interesa la tele abierta y jamás participa en una conversación sobre futbol o de los chismes de famosos. En su mente, es completamente libre. En la Ciudad de México, la colonia Condesa, un cafecito de La Roma y el Cine Tonalá son algunas de sus mecas. Si son ricos, se visten como pobres, si son pobres, tienen un celular que cuesta la mitad de un coche, equipado con Instagram para subir fotos "artísticas", pero eso sí, sólo cuando hay WiFi gratis. Son DJs profesionales aunque no hayan estudiado música y, sin falta, son bloggers de algo: moda, cine, arte, literatura. Si no encuentran trabajo, se inventan uno. Así de fácil. Los lentes de pasta, las bufandas hipsterizadas y los skinny jeans son básicos en su look. Y en los hombres, como usar bigotes está pasadísimo de moda, es un statement de individualidad perfecto.
Hired (Happy Endings #2)
by Zoey CastileFor a man who makes his living pleasuring women, what happens when the only pay-out worth having is love? Faith Abigail Charles has always done the right thing. So when her mother runs for mayor of New Orleans, Faith puts her law career on hold to help her win. But when tensions run high, Faith trades one kind of heat for another—in the arms of a hard-bodied stranger. He’s everything a woman dreams of in a lover. So much so that her one-night stand turns into two, then three, then four … For Aiden Rios, meeting smart, sexy Faith feels like fate. After being ditched by his client in the Big Easy, the high-paid male escort needs a little company himself. Aiden knows he’ll have to come clean about his line of work, and he plans to—right after another taste of Faith’s sweetness—and another and another … Until a chance meeting with his client leaves Aiden exposed—and Faith shocked and hurt. Now the hired hottie must show Faith that the love they share is bigger than the scandal threatening to destroy them … Praise for Stripped “There’s no other word to describe this book but delicious—it’s as sinful and pleasurable as a perfect piece of late summer pie.” —Entertainment Weekly“A witty, wonderful romance that speaks to who we are, who we are meant to be, and who we are meant to be with.” —Washington Post“Stripped is a modern rom-com that’s equal parts sexy and sweet.” —Shondaland
The Hired Husband (Wedlocked!)
by Kate WalkerSienna Rushford desperately needs to claim her inheritance from the father she never even met-but his will states she must be happily married! The only man Sienna can turn to is Keir Alexander. She knows he needs a short-term business loan, so she proposes a deal: in return for her financial help, they will marry, temporarily. But Keir, not content with being a "hired husband," has a proposition of his own-that for the next year their marriage is real....
Hirschfeld's Harlem
by Al HirschfeldDecades before the PBS documentaries, before Bill Clinton, Al Hirschfeld went to Harlem and captured Harlem's dangerous highs and bluesy lows. Hirschfeld's Harlem opens a picture window into nearly a century of Black American artistry and life. Each drawing is accompanied by a thumbnail narrative by Hirschfeld about the most famous inhabitants and transients of the fabled streets.
His Baby!: His Majesty's Child An Accidental Birthright Majesty, Mistress... Missing Heir (From Here to Paternity #11)
by Sharon KendrickFROM HERE TO PATERNITYComing home for Christmas!Matthew Hamilton's baby daughter, Sophie, adores Daisy Blair. So when Sophie needs a babysitter while she and Matthew are staying with her grandmother over Christmas, he looks no further than Daisy. What Matthew doesn't know is that Daisy has been in love with him forever and that his troubles are just about to begin! Because Daisy decides she wants to be more than a substitute mom to Sophie, while Matthew just isn't ready to start playing happy families!FROM HERE TO PATERNITY-men who find their way to fatherhood by fair means, by foul, or even by default!
His Ballerina Bride (Drake Diamonds #1)
by Teri WilsonThe Ultimate Pas de Deux A Page Six Exclusive Report Debonair Artem Drake has had tongues wagging all over New York since he became surprise CEO of Drake Diamonds. This playboy hopes to bring new life to the storied old business before those rumored bad investments sink the family ship. He's even plucked an ambitious salesgirl out of the shadows to become the store's new star designer. But Ophelia Rose isn't the ingenue she seems. The swanlike beauty's hiding a past that glimmers as bright as a Drake diamond-she once graced the stage as a professional ballerina...until she was forced to take her final curtsy and hide from the limelight. Now can Artem bring her back to center stage? Or will their glittering future together wither under the secrets of the past?
His Best Friend's Baby (Midwives On-Call #6)
by Susan CarlislePregnant on his doorstep! Former army medic Ryan Matthews loves his work as a midwife-bringing life into the world helps him forget losing his best friend in Iraq. But when Ryan finds his friend's pregnant wife on his doorstep, his whole world is turned upside down... For Ryan, opening his door to Phoebe is one thing-but opening his heart is a whole different matter. Until one scorching, unforgettable kiss unleashes emotions he locked away long ago...and Ryan finds himself fighting against a love he's never dared to believe exists!
His Best Friend's Wife
by Lee MckenzieA second chance for his first love Paul Woodward has always known Annie Finnegan was the one. But when she married his best friend, he moved away from their tiny hometown to try to forget the woman he could never have. When her husband passes away, Paul is heartbroken and wants to be there for the love of his life-but how can he, given the way he feels? As he returns to take over his ill father's medical practice, though, it's clear that Annie and her son are the family Paul longs for. As Annie heals and their connection grows, Paul will wait to find out if love really gives second chances...
His Blackmailed Bride
by Sandra MartonRediscover this reader favourite by Sandra Marton, originally published as Cherishthe Flame.Paige's first encounter with brooding millionaire Quinn Fowler ignited asearing flame between them—and ended any possibility of a quiet marriage to Quinn'sbrother Alan. Quinn is suspicious of Paige's motives, but he can't help but be drawn toher. The best way to get her away from his brother becomes obvious: he must claim her ashis own bride! Married to a man who loathes her, but whose touch she craves, Paige hasnever felt more alone. But Quinn has been hiding the truth—that their first meetingindelibly marked him as hers…
His Brother's Baby (9 Months Later)
by Connie Bennett9 MONTHS LATERA pregnant bride. A convenient marriage.The two brothers were as unalike as brothers could be. Now the one Meg Linley loved is dead, and the other wants custody of her unborn child. And what Nick Ballenger wants, Nick Ballenger usually gets. But this time he may be giving up more than he bargained for-his heart.
His Brother's Bride-to-Be
by Patricia KayShe thought she'd never see him again...But here he was, standing in front of her. Steve. The man Jill Emerson had never forgotten. And he was more than the lover who'd shown her such tenderness and passion. He was the father of her child. And she was going to marry his brother.Stephen Wells felt like he'd been sucker punched. His J.J.-the woman with whom he'd spent five passion-filled days over a decade ago-was engaged to his brother? And he'd just found out he had a son. He'd never known why she'd walked away, but now that he'd found her again, letting her go was going to be...difficult. If not impossible...
His Brother's Keeper
by Dawn AtkinsMaybe Gabe Cassidy couldn't save his brother, but he can save others like him. Which is why Gabe has dedicated himself to a program that keeps kids off the streets.So it doesn't make sense that he's at odds with Felicity Spencer-the hot principal who's as committed to these kids as he is. It's true that her adolescent connection to his late brother adds a layer of tension to their interactions. And it's also true that the attraction between them adds a completely different kind of tension. One that's getting harder to ignore.When they do manage to work together, they're phenomenal. And when they finally give in to the chemistry, Gabe recognizes that this relationship could be bigger than both of them.
His Cinderella Mistress (The Calendar Brides #1)
by Carole MortimerJanuary Calendar knows what Max Golding is up to. He's a handsome corporate lawyer out to buy up her family's land to build a tacky resort, and his tactics are to charm the pants off her--literally!But as frosty as January tries to be with Max, she's soon forced to thaw a little--there's a stalker in her hometown, and only Max can protect her from being the latest victim! However, that doesn't mean becoming Max's mistress--at the stroke of midnight, this Cinderella is determined to be safely tucked up in her own bed!
His Convenient Duchess
by Louise AllenA woman enters a marriage of convenience with a Duke to protect her family and falls in love in this Regency-era romance.“You are a lady of breeding . . . And would make an excellent duchess . . .”Not the most romantic of proposals, but Marcus Cranford knows it will be accepted for Lady Rose Trafford desperately needs a convenient husband to protect her and her beloved younger sisters. It also saves the new duke from the horror of a London season! Rose is courageous, hardworking, often exasperating . . . So what Marcus doesn’t expect is this new spark of lust—and the hope that she’s feeling it too . . .