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Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy (Junie B. Jones #12)
by Barbara Park Denise BrunkusJunie B. Jones has a pet day problem! There's going to be a pet day at school, only guess what? No dogs allowed! And that's the only kind of pet Junie B. has! <P><P>If Mother and Daddy won't buy her a new pet, Junie B. will just have to find one on her own. Like maybe a jar of ants. Or a wiggly worm. Or--could it be--something even better?
Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Valentime (Junie B. Jones #14)
by Barbara Park Denise Brunkus<P>It's a mushy gushy mystery! <P>Hurray! February 14--Valentime's Day, as June B. calls it--is just around the corner. Junie B. can't wait to see all the valentimes she'll get. But she never expected a big, mushy card from a secret admirer! Who is this secret mystery guy, anyway? Junie B. is determined to find out!
Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus: The Graphic Novel (Junie B. Jones Graphic Novels)
by Barbara ParkLaugh out loud with the #1 New York Times bestselling Junie B. Jones—now starring in &“a dynamic new graphic novel series that stays true to the curious, energetic Junie of years past&” (School Library Journal, starred review).&“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.&”—Dav Pilkey, creator of Dog ManIt&’s Junie B.&’s first day of kindergarten! But she&’s afraid of the school bus. Can she overcome her fears, or will she be stuck at school forever?Meet the teacher day? Check! Fun, new classroom? Check! Shiny new first day of school shoes? Check! Meet Junie B. Jones! The B stands for Beatrice. Except she doesn&’t like Beatrice. She just likes B. and that&’s all. Junie B. is almost six. Almost six is when you go to kindergarten. And TODAY is Junie B.&’s first day of school! Only guess what? Junie B. does NOT want to ride the school bus home. It smells on the bus. Plus also, what if there are meanies on the bus who might pour chocolate milk on your head?! In fact, what if Junie B.&’s so scared of the bus that when it&’s time to go home…she doesn&’t?!After more than thirty years as a beloved favorite, the world&’s funniest kindergartner is coming to graphic novels with full-color adaptations that bring Junie B. to life for a new generation of readers and give kids even more ways to laugh—and read—with Junie B. Jones!Don&’t miss Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business: The Graphic Novel—coming soon!
Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!
by Barbara Park Denise BrunkusDear Person Who Is Reading This,Hurray! Hurray! Now you can laugh out loud with the first four books in my First Ever Ebook Collection! (The "E" stands for "Excellent," I believe.) Look inside for Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus, Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business, Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth, and Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying. These books will make you laugh out loud, I think. Love, your friend, Junie B. Jones Junie B. Jones has kept kids laughing--and reading--for 20 years. Hurray for Barbara Park and the Junie B. Jones® books! New York Times Bestsellers "Junie B. is a darling of the young-reader set." --USA Today "Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.--and reading--are lots of fun." --Publishers Weekly "Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud." --Kirkus Reviews "Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she's sure to make middle graders laugh out loud." --School Library Journal
Junie B., First Grader (Junie B. Jones #18)
by Barbara Park Denise Brunkus<P>Hurray, hurray for a brand-new school year! <P>Only, for Junie B. Jones, things are not actually that pleasant. 'Cause first grade means having to get used to a whole new classroom. And a whole new teacher. And a whole new bunch of strange children. But here's the worst thing of all: when Junie B. tries to read words on the chalkboard, she can't seem to see what everyone else is seeing! Is it possible she might actually end up wearing glasses?
Junie B., First Grader - BOO... and I MEAN It! (Junie B. Jones #24)
by Barbara ParkHalloween with Junie B. has got to be a scream! Get ready for a "Halloweenie" adventure with the world's funniest first grader!
Junie B., First Grader - Shipwrecked: Junie B., First Grader - (Junie B. Jones #23)
by Barbara ParkShip Ahoy! Room One is putting on a play. And guess what? It's about explorers looking for the New World! And there's ships and sea captains and everything! Plus here's the bestest news of all--Junie B. Jones thinks she might be the star of the whole entire production! Only, sailing the ocean blue is not as easy as it looks, apparently. 'Cause problems keep on happening. Like the actors keep catching the flu. And bossy May keeps trying to take over the show. Can this play be saved? Will the ships ever get to land? Or is Room One in for a disaster at sea that they will never forget?
Junie B., First Grader - Toothless Wonder: Junie B., First Grader (Junie B. Jones #20)
by Barbara ParkJunie B. has a "looth tooth" and she's not that thrilled about it. What if she looks like toothless Uncle Lou? And what's all this tooth fairy business?
Junior Caesar: Book 4 (Pocket Heroes #4)
by Dave Woods Chris InnsJunior Caesar's school is awful and the pupils are revolting!So Junior Caesar decides to teach the teachers a lesson. Can he tackle terrible tongue twisters? Will he reach the end of the known world? Can he rule the Roman Games?Young Junior Caesar fights the power in ancient Rome!
Junior Novel (LEGO NINJAGO Movie)
by Kate HowardThe official junior novelization based on the LEGO(R) Ninjago(R) Movie(TM)! Includes 8 pages of color images!
Juniper: The Happiest Fox
by Jessika CokerMeet the fun-loving fox with millions of Instagram followers, and the woman who rescued her: “Beautiful photographs of a pampered pet fox—an amazing tale.” —Books MonthlyJuniper the fox has become an internet phenomenon, and her adorable snaggletooth smile and fun-loving personality are vibrantly captured in this heartwarming book. With gorgeous photos, a charming narrative about Juniper’s life, and a behind-the-scenes look at what it’s like to live with a fox, this book will capture the heart of any animal lover. Juniper’s story chronicles her adoption and real-life Fox-and-the-Hound relationship with a dog named Moose, as well as the hilarious shenanigans she regularly gets herself into—including adapting to her new companion Fig, a younger fox who was rescued from a fur farm. You’ll also get a look at the thing Juniper is best known for: She paints with her paws! Juniper’s paw paintings sell out instantly on her website, and this book reveals more about her artistic adventures. With her signature grin, Juniper reminds us that there is always something to be happy about—you just have to know where to look.
Junk Foodie: 51 Delicious Recipes for the Lowbrow Gourmand
by Emilie BaltzGot a peanut butter cup, a Fruit Roll-Up, and a bag of chips? Voilà--Truffled Berry Praline Purses!Passing off a snack attack as fine food is as easy as a trip to the corner convenience store with this book. Featuring 51 clever photographically depicted recipes designed to turn the most disgusting of snacks into delicious(-looking) "gourmet" meals, you can fool even the most discerning palettes.But never mind impressing others! Since many of the ingredients are easy to find in a typical office vending machine, you can save money--and treat yourself to something special. (You are also encouraged to invest in a really great porcelain plate and some stellar silver to complete the experience.)
Junkyard Jitters! (The Secret World of Alex Mack #11)
by Patricia Barnes-SvarneyWhen Ray asks Alex to help him with his paper route, she can hardly turn him down. What are best friends for, anyway? But tossing the news is hard work, and Alex can't resist using her powers to help out. Not that there's anyone around to see...except the eccentric old inventor who lives in the junkyard. When he catches Alex flowing like a lightning bug, she's only a little worried. But then the goons from Paradise Valley Chemical show up at the junkyard, too. Did the old man blow the whistle on her? Or is he working for the plant...on an invention to catch the GC-161 kid?
Juntos en Roma (Mateo Haack #Volumen)
by Mateo Haack¡Por fin el primer libro de Mateo Haack, el hermano mayor de The Crazy Haacks! Mateo no se lo puede CREER, va a viajar a Roma para participar en un CONCURSO de fotografía, ¡a nivel europeo! Lo mejor de todo es que ha sido elegido junto a cuatro alumnos más de su clase y entre ellos está Megan, la chica que le vuelve LOCO. Al principio todo parece pan comido, pero... ¿qué van a hacer cuando se den cuenta de que los han dejado incomunicados y SIN DINERO? Parece que este viaje puede convertirse en su peor PESADILLA y solo hay una manera de evitarlo: mantenerse JUNTOS EN ROMA.
Juntos en Roma (Mateo Haack #Volumen)
by Mateo Haack¡Por fin el primer libro de Mateo Haack, el hermano mayor de The Crazy Haacks! Mateo no se lo puede CREER, va a viajar a Roma para participar en un CONCURSO de fotografía, ¡a nivel europeo! Lo mejor de todo es que ha sido elegido junto a cuatro alumnos más de su clase y entre ellos está Megan, la chica que le vuelve LOCO. Al principio todo parece pan comido, pero... ¿qué van a hacer cuando se den cuenta de que los han dejado incomunicados y SIN DINERO? Parece que este viaje puede convertirse en su peor PESADILLA y solo hay una manera de evitarlo: mantenerse JUNTOS EN ROMA.
Jurassic Farts: A Spotter's Guide
by Evan Palmer P. U. RippleyIn prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!
Jurassic Heart
by Anna MartinWhen paleontologist Nick Eisenberg learns that someone thinks they have found velociraptor bones in Alberta, his curiosity overrides his desire to stay in London. After all, he's one of the world's leading experts on prehistoric predators and has always wanted to look for the velociraptor's North American cousins. There's only one problem: eco-conservationist Hunter Joseph. While Nick supervises the dig, Hunter rallies support from the locals to oppose the way the team is destroying the landscape in their search for dinosaur bones. Nick and Hunter just cannot get along. Hunter is self-righteous and pouty. Nick is narrow-minded and geeky. But they have to figure out how to work on the same site without killing each other, especially since someone else out there seems determined to cause Nick more problems than he could have ever imagined.
Jurassic Jeff: (A Graphic Novel) (Jeff in the Jurassic #1)
by Royden LeppDinosaurs, aliens, and world domination?! Introducing a graphic series about what it means to be a friend (and how to take over the world!)--perfect for fans of Cat Kid Comic Club, and Investigators. Jeff has one mission and one mission only: to take over the world . . . too bad he crash lands on planet Earth a few million years too early. Dinosaur friends Carl, Hungry, and Spike find Jeff and get roped into his mission to take over their favorite (and only) planet. But when Jeff's search for the "leader" brings big surprises, will this alien be able to complete his invasion? This action-packed adventure is filled with hijinks, talking fish, and the best thing ever: friendship!
Jurassic Jeff: (A Graphic Novel) (Jeff in the Jurassic #2)
by Royden LeppJeff the alien is ready to take his dino-friends on a quest to find their missing family. . .that is if he can remember where he put his warp drive first. Embark on a hilarious adventure filled with zany lizard adversaries, and the heartwarming strength of friendship in this must-read Middle Grade graphic novel. Perfect for fans of Cat Kid Comic Club.Having just made his first friend, Hungry, the T-rex, Jeff wants to make a good impression and that means helping out, right? Like maybe helping Hungry find his missing family. (At least, that is what Jeff thinks they are supposed to do? ...He's still very new to this friend thing.)Jeff decides to fix his ship so they can fly around for their search but first they'll need to find his lost warp drive! Too bad a rival group of flying reptiles wants to use the it for themselves! Dive into this dino-dilemma and find out if Jeff can save the day and be a good friend!
Just Annoying!
by Andy GriffithsBefore he introduced the world to butts gone berserk, Andy Griffiths unleashed the JUST books: outlandish collections of silly stories that turned him into a bestselling sensation. Now Andy brings his insane brand of humor to this side of the Pacific -- and American readers won't believe what they've been missing! In JUST ANNOYING, you'll meet Andy, a boy with a dream: to become the most annoying kid in the world. Watch Andy bug his friends, irritate his sister, and drive his parents crazy -- and find out how much fun annoying people can be!
Just Annoying! (Andy Griffiths' Just! Series)
by Andy GriffithsFrom the New York Times–bestselling author of the Butt Trilogy, an outlandish collection of silly stories about a boy on a mission to be annoying.Ever made up an imaginary friend to beat up another imaginary friend?Ever taken a concrete garden gnome on vacation with you?Ever tried to fill up an entire shower stall by plugging up the drain?In Just Annoying, you’ll meet Andy, a boy with a dream: to become the most annoying kid in the world. Watch Andy bug his friends, irritate his sister, and drive his parents crazy—and find out how much fun annoying people can be!
Just Another Day in My Insanely Real Life (mix)
by Barbara DeeTwelve-year-old Cassie has a lot to cope with when her father moves "out of the picture." Her mom's constantly working overtime, her teenage sister's going AWOL, and her little brother seriously needs attention. It's up to Cassie to prevent total chaos at home -- or so she thinks. She can't control everything, though. At school Cassie's two "best" friends are turning nasty, and a cute boy is sending mixed signals. And then there's Mr. Mullaney -- the weirdest, hardest English teacher in the seventh grade -- who hates everything she does. Since Mr. Mullaney isn't even reading her brilliant work, Cassie starts submitting journal entries like "A Virtual Tour of My Insanely Messy Desk." But her sassy humor isn't winning her any friends or helping her ailing grades. What's a girl to do when life gets totally insane? Barbara Dee has created a witty, poignant portrait of an intense, honest, feisty girl who is ferociously funny and only too human.
Just Another Love Song
by Kerry WinfreyTwo high school sweethearts get a second chance at their perfect ending in this charming new romance by Kerry Winfrey, author of Very Sincerely Yours.Once upon a time, Sandy Macintosh thought she would have her happily ever after with her high school sweetheart, Hank Tillman. Sandy wanted to be an artist, Hank was the only boy in town who seemed destined for bigger things, and they both had dreams to escape town together. But when Sandy&’s plans fell through, she stayed in their small town in Ohio while Hank went off to Boston to follow his dreams to be a musician, with the promise to stay together. Only that plan fell through, too. Fifteen years later, Sandy runs a successful greenhouse while helping her parents with their bed and breakfast. Everything is perfect…until Hank rolls back into town, now a famous alt-country singer with a son in tow. She&’s happy with the life she&’s built by herself, but seeing Hank makes her think about what might have been. There aren&’t enough cliché love songs in the world to convince Sandy to give Hank another chance, but when the two of them get thrown together to help organize the town&’s annual street fair, she wonders if there could be a new beginning for them or if what they had is just a tired old song of the past.
Just Around the Corner (Shelter Valley Stories #4)
by Tara Taylor QuinnPhyllis Langford is everybody's friend and nobody's lover. Until she succumbs to the unexpected temptation of Matt Sheffield--and soon after, discovers she's pregnant.Matt's a loner, a man who hides from the possibility of love and family. Just as well, in Phyllis's opinion, since she doesn't want or need anything from him. Not one single thing. But Matt can't quite leave it at that....Matt and Phyllis arrive at an agreement--he'll help her out. That's all. He'll drive her to the doctor, take care of her household chores. But this agreement gradually leads them to a bigger involvement in each other's lives, and by New Year's Eve, they're ready for the biggest involvement of all: marriage. Which is a good thing, because as it turns out there are two babies waiting just around the corner. Happy New Year, Phyllis, Matt and twins-to-be!
Just Ask Iris
by Lucy Frank"Iris needs a bra. Her mother doesn't think so. Mami thinks Iris should be spending the summer safely in their apartment, learning to type. With the elevator broken and the stairs dark and reeking, Iris takes to the fire escape at the rear of the building. She gets into some amazing adventures and meets some amazing neighbors. Take the bitter boy with the peashooter, or Tattoo Man and his pit bull, or the scary old woman everyone calls the Cat Lady. Each one has a story, and Iris gets involved, hilariously, with all of them and then some. Frustrated (and growing), Iris hand-letters a flyer: Chores up the wazoo? Hate climbing stairs? Need help with errands, shopping, your kids? Don't say, No, I can't afford it. Just ask Iris Only clever, funny, unstoppable Iris could use The Famous Dornbush Typing Method: Let Dr. Mildred Dornbush Help You Avoid Common Typing Pitfalls as a lifesaver for her building, forty-plus cats, a new best friend, and herself."