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Mr. Burke Is Berserk! (My Weirder School #4)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotMy Weirder School weirder than ever! <P><P> Mr. Burke cuts the grass, trims the bushes, and does the landscaping around Ella Mentry School. He wants to have a corn maze on the baseball diamond and drag races with his riding mower. What's up with the crop circles in the soccer field? And what did he bury under the monkey bars?
Mr. Busy (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesWhen Mr. Busy whips up a picnic for Mr. Slow and himself, it's a recipe for disaster!
Mr. Christmas (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesThey're back! Rediscover the zaniest and most lovable characters you've ever met in the Mr. Men and Little Miss series—the best-selling, timeless, and universal books, which have sold millions of copies worldwide.Digitally available for the first time, these bright, charming books, with their easily recognizable characters, are easy enough for young readers and witty enough for adults.This fantastic read-to-me edition is read by Audie and Grammy award-winning narrator of Harry Potter, Jim Dale, who perfectly captures each character’s unique voice and personality. Get ready to fall in love with Mr. Men and Little Miss books all over again or for the very first time!
Mr. Clever (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Clever thinks he is smartest guy around. But one day, helearns that he doesn't know everything.
Mr. Clumsy (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Clumsy has broken three alarm clocks this week. Three! He's just so clumsy: always walking into things and tripping over. He looks clumsy, too, don't you think?
Mr. Coats
by Sieb PosthumaMr. Coats is freezing cold.No matter how many heaters he turns on, how many blankets he sleeps under at night, or how many layers he wears, he can simply never get warm.Being this cold all the time is lonely. And loneliness is a chilly feeling. Mr. Coats thinks he'll be alone in the cold forever, but he's wrong. There's someone out there just like him.
Mr. Commitment
by Mike GayleDuffy is engaged. He accepted Mel's proposal. But the trips to Ikea, dinner parties for couples and talk of babies are giving him itchy feet and now he's not sure if he can say goodbye to his extended adolescence and can face up to that final walk down the aisle. How does he know if she's The One? Can he cope with responsibility? Does he have what it takes to become Mr Commitment? Because if he doesn't, he may just find that he's lost Mel - forever. . .
Mr. Complain Takes the Train
by Wade BradfordIn this interactive story that encourages positivity and gratitude, a fussy fellow takes an extraordinary train ride, yet remains thoroughly unimpressed. Readers will hoot with laughter at this silly sendup of the sourpusses of the world. After all, doesn&’t everyone know a Mr. Complain or two?Mr. Complain is ready for his vacation in Dullsville, but on the train ride there, nothing is the way he likes it. First, the engine is too loud. Then, the passengers are too happy. Plus, the cars are too crowded, the seats are too lumpy, and his seatmate is too prickly. And that&’s all before the train even leaves the station! Will Mr. Complain ever be able to relax and enjoy the ride? Find out as he travels through mountains, volcanoes, caves, and even oceans in this silly interactive story that&’s perfect for train- and animal-loving kids.
Mr. Cool (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Cool is the coolest person in the world. He has a knack for knowing just what your ideal daredevil adventure would be, and he makes it happen just by clicking his fingers!
Mr. Cooper Is Super! (My Weirdest School #1)
by Dan Gutman Jim Paillot<P>My Weirdest School series, part of the internationally bestselling My Weird School series, A.J.'s third-grade teacher, Mr. Granite, is retiring after a million hundred years. It turns out the new teacher, Mr. Cooper, is even weirder than Mr. Granite! One day he's Rat Man and he teaches about rodents. The next day he's Lava Man and he teaches about volcanoes. But what happens when a real superhero is needed? Will Mr. Cooper protect the school from evil, or just embarrass it to death? <P>Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.
Mr. Darcy's Night Before Christmas (Night Before Christmas Series)
by Julie PetersenTold in rhyming verse and beautiful illustrations, this clever Christmas romance is the ideal gift for Austen fans of all ages.Clement Clarke Moore's holiday classic The Night Before Christmas meets Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice when Mr. Darcy gets his own visit from St. Nicholas. In this parody of the beloved original poem, Santa teaches Darcy the true meaning of the holiday and helps him get what he's always wanted—a wife!Mr. Darcy&’s Night Before Christmas is part of a series of illustrated verse books based on classic literary characters. All written by Julie Petersen and illustrated by Sheryl Dickert, the others include Sherlock&’s Night Before Christmas and Scrooge&’s Night Before Christmas.
Mr. Daydream (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesJoin a boy named Jack as he goes on a wild adventure with Mr. Daydream?-without even leaving his desk!
Mr. Dizzy (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Dizzy always gets things confused until one day he happensupon a wishing well, and his dearest wish comes true!
Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker! (My Weird School #10)
by Dan Gutman Jim Paillot<P>Something weird is going on! <P>Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist! He does nutty experiments and he has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invented a car that runs onto potatoes. Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
Mr. Duck Means Business
by Tammi SauerMr. Duck lived by himself at the pond. Each day he followed the same schedule. Day after day, week after week, and year after year. And nothing changed. Everything was just as Mr. Duck liked it, and he was very happy. Until one day, when some unexpected visitors ruffle Mr. Duck's feathers ...
Mr. Elliott Finds a Family (A Little Secret)
by Susan FloydChristian Elliott has a lot to learn!Christian knows about money, million-dollar contracts and hard-live negotiations. But he doesn't know anything about family, babies or love. Then some unfinished business takes him to the home of his dead wife's sister...Beth Ann Bellamy is the woman who's going to teach him!Beth Ann gave up a promising career to take care of her elderly grandmother and the daughter her sister abandoned. Then her sister's husband shows up, and Beth Ann starts to wonder if the truth about her sister's child will tear her perfect family apart. Belong long, Beth Ann realizes that if she want to keep her family together, Christian Elliott will have to be part of it.Now she has to figure out how to convince him!
Mr. Flood's Last Resort: A Novel
by Jess KiddFrom the award-winning author of Himself comes a spellbinding and &“magically entertaining read&” (Good Housekeeping, UK) about a lonely caregiver and a cranky hoarder with a house full of secrets that &“will appeal to fans of Tana French and Sophie Hannah, as it charms and unsettles in equal measure&” (BookPage). Maud Drennan is a dedicated caregiver whose sunny disposition masks a deep sadness. A tragic childhood event left her haunted, in the company of a cast of prattling saints who pop in and out of her life like tourists. Other than visiting her agoraphobic neighbor, Maud keeps to herself, finding solace in her work and in her humble existence—until she meets Mr. Flood. Cathal Flood is a menace by all accounts. The lone occupant of a Gothic mansion crawling with feral cats, he has been waging war against his son&’s attempts to put him into an old-age home and sent his last caretaker running for the madhouse. But Maud is this impossible man&’s last chance: if she can help him get the house in order, he just might be able to stay. So the unlikely pair begins to cooperate, bonding over their shared love of Irish folktales and mutual dislike of Mr. Flood&’s overbearing son. Mr. Flood&’s Last Resort is &“a rare delight&” (Cosmopolitan, UK) examining the space between sin and sainthood, a novel that &“perfectly balances tragedy with dark comedy&” in which &“the dialogue crackles and every detail enchants&” (Shelf Awareness). Note to readers: In the UK, this book is published under the title The Hoarder.
Mr. Forgetful (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Forgetful has an important message to deliver, if only he could remember what it is!
Mr. Funny Pants
by Michael ShowalterI was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet.But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge...Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
Mr. Fussy (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Fussy is the most persnickety person in all of Mr. Men land: He even dusts his flowers and irons his shoelaces! So what will he do when Mr. Clumsy shows up for a visit?
Mr. Gedrick and Me
by Patrick CarmanNew York Times bestselling author Patrick Carman delivers a modern reimagining of the classic Mary Poppins tale in this story about family, grief, and healing—with a dash of magic! Stanley Darrow isn’t sure what to expect when the mysterious Mr. Gedrick appears on his doorstep. He is certain, however, that his family could use Mr. Gedrick’s help: Their lives—and their house—have been a mess since Stanley’s dad died.The strange new nanny quickly helps them transform their cluttered home into a sparkling and spotless version of its former self, but it’s going to take more than a clean house to help the Darrow family learn to live and love again.Can Mr. Gedrick help Stanley, his brother, Fergus, his sister, Amelia, and his mom find their way back to each other? And what secrets of his own is Mr. Gedrick hiding behind his crooked grin?
Mr. Good (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Good, unlike Little Miss Bad, is very, very good. But he lives in Badland, where he is misunderstood and miserable! Will he ever find somewhere he belongs?
Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! (My Weird School Daze #3)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotIt's the start of a new school year, and A.J.'s third-grade teacher, Mr. Granite, is out of this world! He's a supergenius who talks weird, acts weird, and looks weird. He knows everything. Is he a computer posing as a person, or does he come from another planet?
Mr. Hall Takes a Bride (Logan's Legacy Revisited #3)
by Marie FerrarellaHandsome, ruthless attorney Jordan Logan had an amazing track record: he'd never lost a case. So when he agreed to do a favor for his sister and become a substitute lawyer at Advocate Aid, he thought it would be a piece of cake.What Jordan didn't expect was the all-consuming passion he felt for his work-and for the one-ofa-kind office manager, Sarajane Gerrity.As suspicious of him as she was stunning, Sarajane was full of surprises. And the biggest surprise of all was allowing herself to fall for a man like Jordan. But the jury was still out on whether this romance could be for real.-
Mr. Happy (Mr. Men Book)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Miserable is the saddest person in the land. Will Mr. Happy be able to help him? Other books in the Mr. Men and Little Miss series are available from Bookshare. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.