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Mr. Happy (Mr. Men Book)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Miserable is the saddest person in the land. Will Mr. Happy be able to help him? Other books in the Mr. Men and Little Miss series are available from Bookshare. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.
Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin’! (My Weirder School #2)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotMy Weirder School weirder than ever!Mr. Harrison, the tech guy at Ella Mentry School, can fix anything: computers, phones, pencil sharpeners. He can also build anything, like a solar-powered umbrella. What a nerd! But when the power goes out in the school, everyone is yelling and screaming and freaking out in the dark. Can Mr. Harrison save the day?
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind! (My Weird School #6)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotMr. Hynde, the substitute music teacher, thinks he's a rock-and-roll star-and he even shows up on TV!
Mr. Impossible
by Roger HargreavesCan you jump over a house? Mr. Impossible can! he can do some other impossible things too! Find out what they are and what happens when he goes to school with William. Contains picture descriptions. Other books by Roger Hargreaves are available from Bookshare. This file should make an excellent embossed braille copy.
Mr. Impossible and the Easter Egg Hunt (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Adam HargreavesJoin the Mr. Men and Little Misses in this fun Easter Adventure!Mr. Impossible is organizing an Easter Egg hunt for all his friends. He's hiding them in all the most impossible places -- some are so high that only Mr. Tall can find them and some so low and cleverly hidden that Mr. Small will need to be called. Can his friends find all the eggs? Find out in this new Mr. Men and Little Miss adventure, packed with Easter fun!
Mr. Jack Is a Maniac! (My Weirder School #10)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotWith more than 6.5 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! <P><P>For A.J. and the gang at Ella Mentry School, weirdness and fun are all part of the routine. In this tenth book in the outrageously funny My Weirder School series, Principal Klutz thinks the kids at Ella Mentry School need to learn some self-defense moves. <P>But the guy he hired--Mr. Jack--thinks he's an action hero! He spends all his time looking in the mirror. He does everything in slow motion. How are the kids supposed to learn anything? <P>Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, My Weird School has something for everyone.
Mr. K's Book Of Really Nasty Jokes
by KHere's what they're saying about Mr. K's Book of Really Nasty Jokes: "I couldn't put it down!" --Benny the Shoplifter, Ferd, New Jersey "Vile. . .utterly disgusting. . .shockingly repulsive. . .and that was just the copyright page!" --Miss Henrietta Starch, Librarian, Prairie Oyster, Texas "This book made me laugh so hard I dropped my dentures into my soup!" --Hiram Crimp, author of Never Trust a Fart: Surviving Old Age with Dignity Mr. K is a pseudonym. He has worked as a pimp in a leper colony in Guatemala, a crash test dummy in Detroit, and a deep sea fisherman in Iowa. From 1989 through 1992 he was in the Federal Witness Protection Program until he was booted out for marrying a horse. He is the author of The Looter's Guide to American Cities and Dial M for Martyr: Suicide Bombing for Beginners. He lives in Oatmeal, Nebraska, with his wife, the former Miss Tequila Mockingbird.
Mr. Krup's Pup
by Eva LindströmIn this whimsical tale from award-winning Swedish author Eva Lindström, a man goes to extraordinary—and humorous—lengths to show his dog how much he loves her.It&’s nighttime and Mr. Krup's dog exclaims that she loves looking at the moon. Mr. Krup, who adores his dog more than anything else, suddenly starts building a rocket ship and one day disappears off into outer space. When he finally returns from his mysterious mission, he has a special gift to give to his dog . . .In this mischievously comical tale from one of Sweden&’s most beloved children&’s authors, readers will delight in the absurdity of this dog-human friendship, and perhaps even see themselves reflected in Mr. Krup's irrational devotion to his furry friend.
Mr. Lazy (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesLife is very sleepy for Mr. Lazy, until Mr. Bustle and Mr. Busy try to wake him up!
Mr. Louie Is Screwy! (My Weird School #20)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotIt's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!
Mr. Macky Is Wacky! (My Weird School #15)
by Dan Gutman Jim PaillotIt's Presidents' Day! And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents! Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln! Is he for real?
Mr. Malcolm's List
by Suzanne AllainNOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTUREIt is a truth universally acknowledged that an arrogant bachelor insistent on a wife who meets the strictest of requirements—deserves his comeuppance.The Honourable Mr. Jeremy Malcolm is searching for a wife, but not just any wife. As the target of matchmaking mothers and desperate debutantes, he's determined to avoid the fortune hunters and find a near-perfect woman, one who will meet the qualifications on his well-crafted list. But after years of searching, he's beginning to despair of ever finding this paragon. Until Selina Dalton arrives in town.Selina, a vicar's daughter of limited means and a stranger to high society, is thrilled when her friend Julia Thistlewaite invites her to London, until she learns it's all part of a plot to exact revenge on Mr. Malcolm. Selina is reluctant to participate in Julia's scheme, especially after meeting the irresistible Mr. Malcolm, who appears to be very different from the arrogant scoundrel of Julia's description. But when Mr. Malcolm begins judging Selina against his unattainable standards, Selina decides that she has some qualifications of her own. And if he is to meet them he must reveal the real man behind...Mr. Malcolm's List.
Mr. Marvelous (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Adam HargreavesEmbrace your inner marvelousness with the most marvelous man in the classic Mr. Men series! Mr. Marvelous can out-tickle Mr. Tickle, outrun Mr. Rush, and out-chatter Little Miss Chatterbox. He is simply a marvel! But when he tries to out-naught Little Miss Naughty, he finds that there's nothing marvelous about playing tricks on people. Will he lose himself in a prank fight, or learn to embrace his naturally marvelous personality?
Mr. Maybe
by Jane GreenTo Libby Mason, Mr. Right has always meant Mr. Rich. A twenty seven-year-old publicist, she's barely able to afford her fashionable and fabulous lifestyle and often has to foot the bill for dates with Struggling Writer Nick, a sexy but perpetually strapped-for-cash guy she's dating (no commitments - really). So when Ed, Britain's wealthiest but stodgiest bachelor, enters the picture, her idea of the fairy tale romance is turned on it's head. Mr. Maybe is the tale of her heartfelt but hilarious deliberation, irresistibly chronicled by bestselling author Jane Green. On one hand, Nick makes up for his low bank-account balance by his performance in the sack, or in the bathtub, as the case may be. But life with him means little more than nightly trips to the bar, a dark and grungy apartment, and plenty of dull political tirades to boot. But those blue eyes, and that tender heart...On the other hand, there's Ed, whose luxurious house and gargantuan bank account are quite tempting to the starving Libby. But his unsavory mustache and bumbling ways make Libby wonder if the platinum AMEX and unlimited "retail therapy" are worth it. He may have fallen in love with her at first sight, but nothing seems to solve his lackluster performance in the sack - even speed reading The Joy of Sex. When the diamond shopping commences, Libby is forced to realize that the time for "maybe" is up. Taking romantic comedy to a hip, sparkling new level, Mr. Maybe is a classic tale of what happens to one girl when her heart and her head aren't looking for the same thing. With a laugh and minute and a heroine whose struggles in the dating jungle will remind you of your own, Mr. Maybe is a story that all will leave you smitten.From the Hardcover edition.
Mr. Men Little Miss 5-Minute Stories (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesA collection of stories crafted for reading in five minutes or less!With over twenty stories in one volume, readers will love this collection of Mr. Men and Little Miss adventures! From Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Nobody, this book is the perfect read for bedtime, when you're on the go, or anytime in between.
Mr. Men: 12 Days of Christmas (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesEvery year Mr. Muddle gets in a terrible muddle: He just can't remember when Christmas is! He can never get the right day, or the right present for that matter. But this year Mr. Muddle has a plan to make sure he will get the right day for Christmas! This hilarious caper through the months of the year costars many favorite Mr. Men and Little Miss characters along the way.
Mr. Men: A Very Thankful Thanksgiving (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Adam HargreavesGet ready for an extra-big helping of fun when you celebrate Thanksgiving with the characters from Mr. Men Little Miss!It takes a lot of work to get everyone around the table on Thanksgiving. But once all the Mr. Men Little Miss characters sit down, they realize they have a lot to be thankful for.
Mr. Men: Road Trip! (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Adam HargreavesHit the road with the Mr. Men Little Miss crew and get ready to laugh your way across the USA!The Mr. Men Little Miss crew is traveling across America on a road trip that has something for everyone, from Niagara Falls to the Grand Canyon to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. With visits to the biggest and most famous sights--like the Statue of Liberty, the Gateway Arch, and the Golden Gate Bridge--this team is sure to have an adventure anywhere they go!
Mr. Mischief and the Leprechaun (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Adam HargreavesIn this Mr. Men mash-up perfect for St. Patrick's Day, Mr. Mischief gets a taste of his own medicine!Mr. Mischief is known for playing tricks on everyone, so when tricks are played on him one morning, he wonders who's responsible. Turns out it's a Leprechaun! Mr. Mischief and the Leprechaun decide to join forces. The poor Mr. Men and Little Misses are in for some surprises! But when the Leprechaun convinces Mr. Mischief to dig a hole at the end of a rainbow, Mr. Mischief is in for his own surprise!
Mr. Mole Moves In (Juniper Hollow #2)
by Lesley-Anne GreenMr. Mole is new in town, and the critters of Juniper Hollow aren't sure what to make of his odd behavior. But one observant neighbor lends a helping hand, demonstrating that a little kindness can go a long way. This cozy story features adorable felted art and gentle situational humor.Mr. Mole is a very well-mannered fellow. He greets fence posts politely, he compliments watermelons and he generously gives children erasers to eat. The critters of Juniper Hollow are confused, but they befriend him anyway. After all, maybe this is just how things are done back in Moletown . . . and in Juniper Hollow, strangers are just friends waiting to happen! This hilarious story of compassion, friendship and wacky misunderstandings will tickle readers, and the fuzzy artwork will delight fans big and small.
Mr. Monk Is Open For Business (Mr. Monk #18)
by Hy ConradWelcome to the series of original mysteries starring Adrian Monk--based on the hit USA Network series Monk, starring Tony Shaloub--the brilliant investigator who always knows when something's out of place.... <P><P> Failing to win back his girlfriend in New Jersey, Monk returns to San Francisco where Natalie has set up an office for Monk and Teeger, Consulting Detectives. It's time to stop bickering and get to work when Lieutenant Amy Devlin comes to them for help. <P> A disgruntled employee came into work and started shooting, killing three coworkers and leaving a female hostage severely wounded. After spotting the shooter through office windows, the police lost him--leaving Lieutenant Devlin with a real mess on her hands. <P> Visiting the bedridden survivor, Monk finds her to be helpful, cooperative...and quite charming as well. But the more he and Natalie try to track down the assailant, the more he seems to have disappeared from existence altogether....
Mr. Monk and the New Lieutenant
by Hy ConradAn all-new story starring Adrian Monk by Edgar® Award-nominated Monk screenwriter and coexecutive producer Hy Conrad.It's compulsive, page-turning fun.Monk and Natalie have finally settled into a new office routine. <P><P>Now they just need to work things out with their neighbors--a print shop run by hippies whose music leaks through the walls, driving Monk nuts. But the detectives soon have a more serious conflict to deal with: Captain Stottlemeyer's new lieutenant, A.J. Cartledge--a man of limited skills whom Monk finds insufferable. <P>Even the presence of Lieutenant Cartledge won't keep Monk and Natalie from attending the funeral of Judge Oberlin, and it's a good thing. In typical fashion, Monk examines the body in the casket--and finds evidence of poison. The judge was murdered.While there are no traces of the poison at the judge's house, Monk detects that there had been an intruder. The next rainy day, when Captain Stottlemeyer begins to show the same symptoms, Monk deduces that there's a diabolical killer at work, someone who wanted both the judge and the captain dead. <P>Monk and Natalie turn to the captain's ex-lieutenant in Summit, New Jersey for help, but even that might not be enough to solve this crime. With his friend in danger and an enemy close, Monk will have to put his reservations aside to crack the case in time.
Mr. Moustache (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Adam HargreavesMr. Moustache has a moustache, and he’s quite the gentleman. He’s polite, helpful, thoughtful, and generous. But when the barber shaves his 'stache, Mr. Moustache suddenly doesn’t act the way he ought to. He slams the door on Mr. Nosey’s nose, and isn’t very nice to Little Miss Splendid. Could losing his moustache have made Mr. Moustache less of a gentleman? Good thing they grow back!
Mr. Muddle (Mr. Men and Little Miss)
by Roger HargreavesMr. Muddle botches absolutely everything he tries to do. His friend George is determined to figure out how to help him. Can he discover the secret of how to unmuddle Mr. Muddle?
Mr. Munchausen
by John Kendrick BangsBeing a True Account of Some of the Recent Adventures Beyond the Styx of the Late Hieronymus Carl Friedrich, Sometime Baron Munchausen of Bodenwerder, as originally reported for the Sunday Edition of the Gehenna Gazette by its special interviewer the late Mr. Ananias formerly of Jerusalem, and now first transcribed from the columns of that journal by J. K. Bangs,