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Smartest Kid in the Universe #3: Evil Genius (The Smartest Kid in the Universe #3)
by Chris GrabensteinMeet middle schooler Jake McQuade. Jake became the smartest kid in the universe when he accidentally ate a jarful of ingestible knowledge jelly beans. But what happens when those jelly beans fall into the wrong hands?! Readers who enjoy the action of the Last Kids on Earth books will love this fast-paced, spy-packed series that's a "rollicking good time" (New York Times) by the bestselling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library!Jake McQuade's the smartest kid in the universe—or at least he was. But just as his training with the secret agency known as the Consortium is about to start, Jake's jelly beans go missing! And to make matters worse, they (and Jake's genius!) might be wearing off right when he needs his smarts most!Jake needs to solve this mystery fast. Who stole the jelly beans and why? Can Jake figure out what's going on, recover the missing jelly beans, and stop a high-tech heist before it's too late?!From top-secret hideouts to New York City penthouse apartments to the Statue of Liberty in the middle of the night, get ready to go on a whirlwind, wild-ride adventure filled with supervillains and spies, puzzles and pirates, codes and drones, and much, much more—and don't miss the first two books in the series—Smartest Kid in the Universe and Genius Camp!
Smek for President! (The Smek Smeries #2)
by Adam RexIn this much anticipated sequel to The True Meaning of Smekday, Tip and J.Lo are back for another hilarious intergalactic adventure. And this time (and last time, and maybe next time), they want to make things right with the Boov. After Tip and J.Lo banished the Gorg from Earth in a scheme involving the cloning of many, many cats, the pair is notorious???but not for their heroics. Instead, human Dan Landry has taken credit for conquering the Gorg, and the Boov blame J.Lo for ruining their colonization of the planet. Determined to clear his name, J.Lo and Tip pack into Slushious, a Chevy that J.Lo has engineered into a fairly operational spaceship, and head to New Boovworld, the aliens' new home on one of Saturn's moons. But their welcome isn't quite as warm as Tip and J.Lo would have liked. J.Lo is dubbed Public Enemy Number One, and Captain Smek knows that capturing the alien is the only way he'll stand a chance in the Boovs' first-ever presidential election. With the help of a friendly flying billboard named Bill, a journey through various garbage chutes, a bit of time travel, and a slew of hilarious Boovish accents, Tip and J.Lo must fight to set the record straight???and return home in once piece.
Smells Like Bacon: The Skit Guys Guide to Lifelong Friendships
by Eddie James Tommy WoodardThe guys who together form the popular comedy duo The Skit Guys, take their distinct brand of humor and apply it to a guide on how to make and keep friends and why it matters for a life of faith and laughs. Tommy Woodard and Eddie James, the men who form the widely popular comedy duo The Skit Guys, have been best friends since high school. With encouragement and guidance from their youth pastor, the guys started to write and perform skits for their youth group. Since their high-school days, they've been writing and performing hilarious and poignant skits live around the world and on camera, as well as on their site, SkitGuys.com. Everywhere they go, the question people always ask them is, &“How did you guys get to be and figure out how to stay friends?&” Now, this offbeat duo is coming together to present Smells Like Bacon: The Skit Guys Guide to Lifelong Friendships, a book about the power of friendships and how to build the kind of friendships that last. Written in the signature hilarity of a Skit Guys dialogue—with well-placed banter or two sprinkled in for good measure—Smells Like Bacon explores: - Who needs friends? - Let&’s-Dig-in-the-Dirt Friends - Awkward things not to say to potential friends - Crying at the movie Beaches - How to be a good friend; - What to look for in friends—and what to avoid; - How to handle difficult situations in friendship; and - Why God makes a great friend - And fun and random stories, and of course, bacon references Tommy and Eddie have traveled the world performing for families at events, churches, and conferences. Their SkitGuys.com website has grown into a treasured media resource for families, pastors and churches. Their numerous short films, skits, and scripts are used to reach families all over the world. When The Skit Guys aren't performing or shooting new short films, both Tommy and Eddie serve in their local churches, enjoy good food (especially pizza and fries!), and love life with their families.
Smells Like Finn Spirit: The Familia Arcana, Book 3 (The Familia Arcana #3)
by Randy HendersonFinn Graymare is back in the final installment of Randy Henderson's Familia Arcana series, Smells Like Finn Spirit.Finn's re-adaptation to the human world is not going so well. He's got a great girlfriend, and is figuring out how things like the internet work, but he is still carrying the disembodied personality of Alynon, Prince of the Silver Demesne, the fae who had occupied his body during his imprisonment. And he's not getting along at all with his older brother. And oh, by the way, his dead grandfather is still trying to possess him in order to bring about Armageddon.At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Smells Like Pirates (Smells Like Dog #3)
by Suzanne SelforsCalling all scalawags and scuttlebugs! Homer thought that being inducted as a member of L.O.S.T., the mysterious Society of Legends, Objects, Secrets, and Treasures, would be the key to finding pirate Rumpold Smeller's missing treasure. But when Homer's sworn enemy, Lorelei, forms an evil organization called FOUND, Homer and Dog face an impossible decision: Work with Lorelei to find the prize once and for all, or abandon their lifelong quest to locate the treasure.In the end, there can be only one owner of the coveted pirate booty: Who will reach it first? And who will be forced to walk the plank? What does FOUND mean for the future of L.O.S.T.? And just what is this famous treasure, anyway?Adventure abounds in this fun-filled, seaworthy tale of friendship, mystery, and one very special four-legged friend.
Smells Like Treasure (Smells Like Dog #2)
by Suzanne SelforsWhen Homer Pudding receives a mysterious note emblazoned with the letters L.O.S.T., he knows the moment he has been waiting for has arrived. It is time to meet the society of Legends, Objects, Secrets, and Treasures, take his Uncle's place, and become a true adventurer. With his best friend, Dog, at his side, everything seems to be going as planned...until an unexpected opponent challenges Homer's spot, and they are tasked with a dangerous quest. Only the one who can solve the clues and reach the treasure first will be given membership.Homer is counting on Dog's hidden ability to smell treasure to help him along the way -- but someone is trying to hinder his quest and keep him out of L.O.S.T. And who is plotting to steal Dog? From the sleepy goat fields of Milkydale to fantastical mansions and hidden islands, Dog and Homer are off on another page-turning adventure!
Smells Like Tween Spirit: A Novel (Class Mom #4)
by Laurie GelmanEven with the cutthroat days of being Class Mom behind her, as a freshly minted mat mom of the Pioneer Middle School (PMS) wrestling team, Jen Dixon cannot catch a break.This year, as her son joins the ranks of the PMS wrestlers, Jen faces mystifying new social dynamics with her trademark combination of reluctance and resigned acceptance. The sights and smells of her son’s wrestling matches are more than enough for her to deal with, but Jen also finds herself fully immersed in sports-mom competitiveness. These parents all seem perfectly unassuming until their kids start to wrestle, and then some become raging momsters.Jen steels herself for the indignities of middle school life, but she cannot quite fathom the extents to which some kids (and moms) will go for the sweet taste of victory. Add to this some truly bizarre encounters with students from her spin class and deeper challenges managing her parents, and Jen has more gum than she can chew...and even her riotously funny one-liners might not get her through it this time.
Smelly Socks
by Robert Munsch Michael MartchenkoBestselling team Robert Munsch and Michael Martchenko create another funny adventure about a girl named Tina, who loves her brand-new socks so much that she's never ever going to take them off! Tina loves her brand-new socks so much that she's never ever going to take them off! But when her wonderful socks start to get smelly, her friends have to take action!
Smile and Look Pretty: A Novel
by Amanda Pellegrino&“[A] 9 to 5 for the Instagram generation... Darkly funny and bitingly modern.&” —Andrea Bartz, author of Reese&’s Book Club Pick We Were Never HereHIGHLY ANTICIPATED BY FORTUNE ⋅ FEMINIST BOOK CLUB ⋅ THE NERD DAILY ⋅ BOOKISH ⋅ MOTHERLYWhat happens when four assistants risk everything to say enough is enough?Best friends Cate, Lauren, Olivia and Max are overworked and underpaid assistants to some of the most powerful people in the entertainment industries. Like the assistants who came before them, the women know they have to pay their dues and abide the demeaning tasks and verbal abuse from their bosses in order to climb the ladders to their dream jobs.But as they are passed over for promotions and the toxic office environments reach a breaking point, the women secretly start an anonymous blog detailing their experiences, which snowballs into hundreds of others coming forward with stories of their own. Confronted with newfound viral fame and the possibility of their identities being revealed, the assistants have to contend with the life-changing consequences of speaking out against those who refuse to share the power.
Smiley
by Guillem CluaSmiley és una història d'amor en lletres majúscules. Una llegenda japonesa diu que quan dues persones estan destinades a estar juntes, un fil vermell invisible lligat al dit petit de la mà esquerra les uneix des del dia del seu naixement. Aquest fil no es pot trencar, i pot lligar-les per sempre, encara que siguin molt lluny l'una de l'altra i malgrat que puguin ser molt diferents. Aquest sembla el cas de l'Àlex i el Bruno, els protagonistes de la comèdia romàntica que ha emocionat milers d'espectadors arreu del món. Segurament no es fixarien mai l'un en l'altre, però un equívoc farà que el que ha començat com una cita qualsevol els acabi canviant la vida per sempre. Smiley és una història d'amor en lletres majúscules. Fa riure i emociona. Mostra les pors a les quals ens enfrontem quan ens enamorem i les contradiccions de les relacions afectives dins de la comunitat gai, marcades per l'influx de les noves tecnologies i les aplicacions de cites online. I, a la vegada, és una petita viquipèdia de l'ambient barceloní i un homenatge a les comèdies romàntiques de tota la vida, de Nora Ephron a Howard Hawks. Smiley és tot això i molt més, però per sobre de tot, és un cant a l'amor en totes les seves formes. Guillem Clua va estrenar Smiley, una història d'amor el 2012 a la diminuta Sala Flyhard de Barcelona. Interpretada per Ramon Pujol (Àlex) i Albert Triola (Bruno) i amb direcció de l'autor, l'obra va estar en cartell a diferents teatres de la ciutat i en gira per Catalunya gairebé tres anys. La benedicció del públic (d'allò més divers: parelles heterosexuals, grups d'àvies, famílies senceres...) va venir acompanyada de crítiques entusiastes i tota mena de reconeixements. Va fer temporada a Madrid i des d'aleshores ha voltat per tot el món en diverses produccions internacionals, de Santiago de Xile a Atenes, de Miami a Berlín, de Nàpols a Nova York. Les últimes ciutats on s'ha pogut veure són Brisbane (Austràlia) i Singapur. Smiley s'ha convertit així en un fenomen global, capaç de traslladar al mainstream una comèdia romàntica protagonitzada per dos homes, amb final feliç i petó de pel·lícula. Les relacions de parella, però, evolucionen. Algunes milloren i altres s'acaben... o es converteixen en tota una altra cosa. Què va ser de l'Àlex i el Bruno després d'aquell happy ending? Van aconseguir superar les seves diferències i formar una parella estable? Van ser monògams o van iniciar una relació oberta? Feliços o infeliços? Smiley, després de l'amor, estrenada a l'Aquitània Teatre el 2020, respon a totes aquestes preguntes i moltes més, perquè han canviat moltes coses des d'aquella primera cita del 2012. Barcelona ja no és la mateixa ciutat, i l'Àlex i el Bruno... tampoc: ara els preocupen la crisi dels quaranta, el matrimoni, el final de la joventut i la pèrdua de la innocència. Aquesta edició reuneix elstextos de Smiley, una història d'amor i Smiley, després de l'amor. I qui ho sap, potser l'any 2030 ens tornem a trobar amb l'Àlex i el Bruno amb una tercera part que molts espectadors i lectors ja esperen amb impaciència.
Smitten by the Brit: A Sometimes in Love Novel (Sometimes in Love #2)
by Melonie JohnsonDEFINITELY, MAYBE...OR LOVE, ACTUALLY? English professor Bonnie Blythe expects her life to play out like her favorite novels, especially now that her long-term boyfriend has finally proposed. So when a shocking discovery leads Bonnie to end her engagement, she decides to close the book on love. But the plot thickens when a brand-new character enters the scene—and quickens Bonnie's heart. With his brilliant blue eyes, sexy accent, and irresistible charm, Theo Wharton is like a romantic hero straight out of a Jane Austen novel. When fate places Bonnie in England for a summer—conveniently close to Theo—she realizes a hot friends-with-benefits fling is exactly what she needs to start a fresh chapter. Just as Bonnie begins to believe she's falling in love, an eye-opening revelation into Theo's life makes Bonnie feel like she's wandered into one of her favorite books. Will Bonnie have the courage to risk her heart and turn the page with the dashing Brit to find her true happy ending after all?
Smoke
by John BergerA pictoral essay by the great art critic, novelist and long-time smoker, John Berger, and Turkish writer and illustrator Selçuk Demirel."Once upon a time, men, women and (secretly) children smoked."This charming illustrated work reflects on the cultural implications of smoking, and suggests, through a series of brilliantly inventive illustrations, that society's attitude to smoke is both paradoxical and intolerant. It portrays a world in which smokers, banished from public places, must encounter one another as outlaws. Meanwhile, car exhausts and factory chimneys continue to pollute the atmosphere. Smoke is a beautifully illustrated prose poem that lingers in the mind."A cigarette is a breathing space. It makes a parenthesis. The time of a cigarette is a parenthesis, and if it is shared you are both in that parenthesis. It's like a proscenium arch for a dialogue." - John Berger (in interview)
Smokescreen Marriage
by Sara CravenKate's marriage to Michalis Theodakis is in the past—in all but name. She knows he married her only to cover up his affair with his mistress, so how dare he expect her to play the dutiful wife? And now Michalis wants to escort her to his sister's wedding!Kate has no intention of returning to Greece—until Michalis blackmails her: if she'll attend the wedding, he'll set her free.Only, Kate soon finds she doesn't want to be free of Michalis, or the intense sensuality between them. If they still burn for each other's touch, can their marriage really be a sham?
Smokin' Seventeen: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum #17)
by Janet Evanovich<p><p>Where there’s smoke there’s fire, and no one knows this better than New Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum. <p><p>Dead bodies are showing up in shallow graves on the empty construction lot of Vincent Plum Bail Bonds. No one is sure who the killer is, or why the victims have been offed, but what is clear is that Stephanie’s name is on the killer’s list. <p><p>Short on time to find evidence proving the killer’s identity, Stephanie faces further complications when her family and friends decide that it’s time for her to choose between her longtime off-again-on-again boyfriend, Trenton cop Joe Morelli, and the bad boy in her life, security expert Ranger. Stephanie’s mom is encouraging Stephanie to dump them both and choose a former high school football star who’s just returned to town. Stephanie’s sidekick, Lula, is encouraging Stephanie to have a red-hot boudoir “bake-off.” And Grandma Bella, Morelli’s old-world grandmother, is encouraging Stephanie to move to a new state when she puts “the eye” on Stephanie. <p><p>With a cold-blooded killer after her, a handful of hot men, and a capture list that includes a dancing bear and a senior citizen vampire, Stephanie’s life looks like it’s about to go up in smoke.
Smooth Criminals #2 (Smooth Criminals #2)
by Brittany Peer Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi Smith Leisha RiddelWhen Brenda, hacker extraordinaire, accidently awakens an international jewel thief from the 1969s, she wasn’t expecting to get a new friend. And she might have been right. What she found instead is something better—a partner in crime. And Mia already has a target in mind.
Smooth Criminals #3 (Smooth Criminals #3)
by Brittany Peer Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi Smith Leisha RiddelWith their heist all planned out and the clock counting down, Mia and Brenda are ready to case the place and make their move. Sneaking into the exhibit hall should be cake, but going unnoticed? To pull that off, they’ll both have to shape up and work on playing their part: with Mia trying to pass herself off as a modern 1990s woman, and Brenda as a high-society dame!
Smooth Criminals #4 (Smooth Criminals #4)
by Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi SmithBrenda and Mia are prepping for the heist of the century, but the pressure of getting all of their moving pieces in place is putting a strain on their friendship, and rifts are forming in the team! When someone from Mia’s past shows up unexpectedly, the question becomes, will they help...or hinder?
Smooth Criminals #5 (Smooth Criminals #5)
by Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi SmithIt’s time to get down to heisting, as the big score gets closer and closer...and on their tail, a female FBI agent who might or might not have ties to one of the girls’ pasts!
Smooth Criminals #6 (Smooth Criminals #6)
by Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi SmithIt’s heist time! A hacker, a thief, and enemies around every turn. What could possibly go wrong?
Smooth Criminals #7 (Smooth Criminals #7)
by Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi Smith Amy RoyBrenda and Mia, having pulled off the ultimate heist but lost the prize, are pulled back in for one more round in the fight for the Net of Indra! It’s all or nothing as they take on Mia’s arch-nemesis from the 1960s: the nefarious, notorious, ignominious Hatch Leonard.
Smooth Criminals #8 (Smooth Criminals #8)
by Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi SmithNow that Mia’s old enemy is hot on their trail, Mia and Brenda go into hiding. There’s only one problem...Mia’s mom has escaped from prison, and she’s determined to find her daughter!
Smooth Criminals (Smooth Criminals #1)
by Brittany Peer Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi Smith Leisha RiddelThere are certain things Brenda expects to find while hacking: money, secrets, occasional pictures of cats. She is NOT expecting to find a cryogenically frozen master thief from the 60s. Mia is everything Brenda is not—cool, confident, beautiful. And utterly unprepared for the digital age. Despite their differences, the two will need to team up to find out what happened to Mia—and how to pull off the heist of the century. Kiwi Smith and Kurt Lustgarten (Misfit City) team with breakout artist Leisha-Marie Riddel (Goldie Vance) in a story about felonies and friendship.
Smooth Criminals Vol. 1 (Smooth Criminals)
by Kurt Lustgarten Kiwi SmithWhen Brenda, geeky hacker extraordinaire, accidentally awakened Mia, an international jewel thief frozen in the 1960s, she wasn’t sure what to expect...but it surely wasn’t a new partner in crime! With their powers combined, they decide to pull off the heist of the century and with fifty years of catching up to do, Mia already has a target in mind. Writers Kirsten ‘Kiwi’ Smith (Legally Blonde) and Kurt Lustgarten (Misfit City) and illustrator Leisha Riddel swing into action and steal the show with this daring and hilarious caper of time-melding suspense.
Smurfs The Lost Village Movie Novelization
by Stacia DeutschThe Smurfs go on an all-new adventure in this action-packed retelling of Sony Picture’s Animation’s film, Smurfs: The Lost Village! Smurfs: The Lost Village is an all-new, fully computer animated movie—starring the voices of Demi Lovato as Smurfette, Rainn Wilson as Gargamel, Mandy Patinkin as Papa Smurf, Jack McBrayer as Clumsy, Danny Pudi as Brainy, and Joe Manganiello as Hefty—that hits theaters April 7, 2017!It seems to Smurfette that everyone else in the Village has a purpose—Papa Smurf leads, Baker Smurf bakes, and Grouchy grouches—except for her. So what’s the only girl Smurf in the village to do? Go in search of her purpose, of course! When she accidentally crosses paths with a mysterious creature that takes off into the Forbidden Forest, she follows, and the adventure begins! Smurfette is joined by Hefty, Brainy, and Clumsy, and together they form Team Smurf. With the evil wizard Gargamel shadowing their every step, they embark on a wild journey full of action and discovery, and set off on a course that leads to the biggest mystery in Smurf history!
Smurfs: Book of Magic (Smurfs)
by PeyoBased on the highly anticipated film from Paramount Animation including original music by Rihanna, this story of the movie is perfect for sharing with the little Smurfs fan in your life. Includes stickers!Step into the enchanting world of Smurfette and her friends as they embark on an epic quest. From the rolling hills of Smurf Village to the mystical depths of the Forbidden Forest, they'll uncover the hidden worlds and mysteries that lie within the Smurf-Verse.From Paramount Animation studios, Smurfs (2025) is an interdimensional adventure and musical comedy featuring a star-studded cast, including Rihanna as Smurfette! Featuring original songs, this fun romp through the Smurfs-verse answers the universe’s greatest question: What is a Smurf?