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Los tipos malos en el peor día del mundo (tipos malos, Los)
by Aaron BlabeyNOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!¡Salve al príncipe heredero Mermelada! ¡Pliégate a su malvada magnificencia! ¡Arrodíllate ante su gloria de manos de traseros! O... si quieres... ¡NO! Puede que los Tipos Malos y las Chicas Aún Peores hayan sido derribados, pero ¿significa eso que se quedarán en el suelo? ¡De ninguna manera, muchachos! Ponte los pantalones de fiesta: ¡se acerca la batalla definitiva entre malo y MAAAAAALO!All hail Crown Prince Marmalade! Surrender to his evil magnificence! Kneel before his butt-handed glory! Or...like...DON'T! The Bad Guys and even Badder Girls might have been knocked down, but does that mean they'll stay down? No way, chicos! Pull on your party pants-it's the ultimate battle between Bad and BAAAAAAD!
Los tipos malos en Misión improbable (tipos malos, Los)
by Aaron BlabeyIn this hilarious illustrated chapter book series, bad guys are doing good deeds...whether you want them to or not!The Bad Guys next mission? Rescue 10,000 chickens from a high-tech cage farm. But they are up against sizzling lasers, one feisty tarantula, and their very own Mr. Snake...who's also known as "The Chicken Swallower." What could possibly go wrong? ¿La proxima mision de los chicos malos? Rescatar a 10.000 pollos de una granja con un complicadisimo sistema de seguridad. Pero no hay que temer, se enfrentaran a los laseres con la ayuda de una tarantula. ¿Que podria salir mal?
Los tipos malos en supermalos (tipos malos, Los)
by Aaron BlabeySOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!¡Por algún motivo extraño, los Tipos Malos han adquirido SUPERPODERES! Pero puede que sus poderes sean, en fin, defectuosos. Tal vez solo puedan hacer cosas como que sus pantalones exploten en público. No precisamente lo que uno llamaría habilidades heroicas.Defectuosos o no, los Tipos Malos tienen trabajo que hacer. Con el Dr. Mermelada listo para destruir el mundo, ¡el Sr. Lobo, el Sr. Culebra, el Sr. Piraña y el Sr. Tiburón tienen finalmente la oportunidad de ser (super) héroes! Y esta vez puede que reciban algo de ayuda...The Bad Guys have strangely acquired SUPERPOWERS! But their powers might be, well, defective. They can only do things like blow their own pants off in public. Not exactly what you'd call hero-caliber skills.Defective or not, the Bad Guys have a job to do. With Dr. Marmalade ready to destroy the world, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, and Mr. Shark finally have their chance to be (super)heroes! And this time, they may just get some help...
Los tipos malos en ¡¿ustedes-creen-que-él-saurio?! (tipos malos, Los)
by Aaron BlabeySOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!"Ojalá hubiera tenido estos libros de niño. ¡Divertidísimos!". -- Dav Pilkey, creador del Capitán Calzoncillos y Hombre PerroPueden parecer tipos malos, pero estos aprendices de héroe están realizando buenas acciones... ¡te guste o no! Esta serie ilustrada de la lista de libros más vendidos del New York Times es perfecta para los seguidores de Hombre Perro y el Capitán Calzoncillos.Los tipos malos volaron por el espacio exterior, regresaron a la Tierra y se las arreglaron para aterrizar exactamente en el lugar correcto... pero exactamente en el MOMENTO equivocado. ¿¡¿Quién hubiera pensado que las cápsulas de escape alienígenas podían viajar en el tiempo?!? ¡Ahora están 65 millones de años atrás en el pasado y tienen que evitar ser devorados por los dinosaurios y arreglar la máquina del tiempo rota si quieren regresar antes de que un malvado alienígena destruya el planeta!Esta edición súper especial incluye un divertidísimo cuento acerca de la carrera del malvado Dr. Mermelada al estrellato, ¡además de juegos, preguntas y más!"I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds... whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.The Bad Guys have flown through outer space, made it back to Earth, and managed to land in exactly the right place... but exactly the wrong TIME. Who knew alien escape pods were capable of time travel?!? And now that they're 65 million years in the past, they must avoid being eaten by dinosaurs and fix their broken time machine if they ever want to get back home before an evil alien destroys the whole world!This super special edition also includes a hilarious original short story following evil Dr. Marmalade's quest for superstardom, quizzes, games, and more!
Tipping the Scales
by Michelle HoppeRe-Release: (Zodiac: Libra, 9/15/2005)When Cupid is sent to earth on a mission to restore true love, things don't work out exactly as planned. You won't be able to stop laughing as Cupid discovers life on earth is not all it's cracked up to be. Humor, love, and romance abound in Tipping the Scales by Michelle Hoppe.About to be unemployed, Cupid has a last chance to prove he is worthy of keeping his bow...restore true love to a world where personal relationships have taken a nose dive. With more interference than a football game, Cupid tries to find the perfect man for Mary before The Benevolent Order of Heavenly Souls rip off his wings and consign him to a job filing forms in the basement.Janalee, of The Romance Studio had this to say about Tipping the Scales ... "a witty and naughty look at how Cupid handles love and lovers. The premise is unique and entertaining. This is a lot fun wrapped-up in a book!"Tipping the Scales is a laugh-out-loud, romantic comedy that will keep you entertained from beginning to end as you find out if true love can conquer all. Experience the unexpected as Michelle Hoppe tips the scales on romance.Content Notes: Hot, Exhibitionism, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy, Fantasy
Tippy-Tippy-Tippy, Hide!
by Candace Fleming G. Brian KarasKnocka-knocka-knocka! That's the sound of three little bunnies on Mr. McGreely's doorstep, begging to come inside for the winter. But while Mr. McGreely shared his carrots with the bunnies last summer, he has no intention of sharing his house! So... Hammer Bam! Smack Slam! That's the sound of Mr. McGreely boarding up his windows to keep the bunnies out in the cold where they belong! The trouble is, no matter what Mr. McGreely does, the pesky pufftails have a way of sneaking inside -- and taking his things to make a warm, cozy nest for themselves. Will Mr. McGreely ever get the best of these infuriating flopears? The three wily bunnies from Muncha! Muncha! Muncha! return in a sequel that's even funnier than their first adventure.
Tired Ladies Take a Stand: A Novel
by Gretchen Anthony"Do yourself a favor and say yes to the perfect bookish escape." —Lucy Gilmore, author of The Lonely Hearts Book ClubYou've heard of Year of Yes. Introducing... Year of No.During one unforgettable year in their twenties, best friends Emma, Fern, Carolina, and Andi make a pact to embrace whatever life throws at them, inspiring Fern to write a memoir detailing their escapades and the magical power of saying Yes.But fast forward twenty years and they have reached their bandwidth of responsibilities. Fern is a full-time writer struggling to pay the bills. Carolina is a fitness-obsessed workaholic. Andi is a disillusioned human rights lawyer. And Emma is a stressed-out divorcée in the thick of planning her daughter&’s wedding. To reconnect to the fun, fulfilled women they were before, they must learn how to stop saying Yes to everything asked of them. And so begins the "Year of No."Heartfelt, emotionally perceptive and sharply funny, Tired Ladies Take a Stand celebrates the bonds of female friendship and women reclaiming their autonomy in a world that expects them to do it all.
Tired Town
by Patricia MarxGoodnight Moon meets Goodnight Already! in this very funny bedtime book from New Yorker contributors Patricia Marx and Roz Chast. This is the story of Nellie Bee Nightly, who is not tired at all. And swears she never will be!The popcorn is too pooped to pop, and the nightstand is too tired to stand up straight and must lie down — but Nellie? Nope, she's wide awake, and not ready for bedtime AT ALL. Instead, she gives her goldfish a mustache and hangs her bed from the ceiling so that she can install a swimming pool in her room. Nellie, after all, went to sleep last night, and shouldn’t that be enough sleep to last a lifetime?Wonderfully quirky, subversively sweet, and effortlessly classic, Tired Town is a brilliant new bedtime story from humorist Patricia Marx and Roz Chast, the #1 New York Times-bestselling and award-winning creator of Can't We Talk About Something More Pleasant?: A Memoir and I Must Be Dreaming.
'Tis the Season (The Harrisons #3)
by Jennifer GracenAs the eldest son of the illustrious Harrison clan, Charles Harrison the III has always done the right thing. With his family's legacy to uphold, he can't afford a scandal, even if temptation is living right under his roof. His well-publicized divorce was a disgrace, so Charles is sure an affair with his bewitching nanny would bring his family even more infamy. And yet, he can't resist the alluring Lisette . . . With her usually reserved boss sending her heated looks, Lisette Gardner is in a bind. The nurturing nanny has always loved the eldest Harrison from a distance. But coming from a vastly different world, with a painful past that still haunts her, Lisette is determined to resist Charles's advances. Because Lisette can accept nothing less than forever with Charles . . . and forever might be too much to hope for with the reigning prince of the Harrison clan.
Tish: The Chronicle of Her Escapades and Excursions
by Mary Roberts RinehartIndomitable Tish!--best loved of all the character creations of Mary Roberts Rinehart--she lives joyously on in her adventures to the delight and entertainment of her many admirers.
The Titanic Awards
by Doug LanskyRead Doug Lansky's posts on the Penguin Blog. "In a nutshell, the Titanic Awards are the Darwin Awards for travel- only nobody dies. " -Los Angeles Times Everyone who's ever checked (and lost) their luggage or discovered that their hotel misplaced their reservation knows there are few perfect vacations. The Titanic Awards takes a different approach to these often spectacular travel underachievements: celebrating them. From worst airport layout to most confusing subway system to the most overrated tourist attraction, Lansky looks at these flawed travel destinations with a gimlet eye and a sense of the absurd. .
Titchy Witch: Titchy Witch And The Disappearing Baby
by Rose Impey Katharine McewenTitchy-witch doesn't think much of her noisy new sister. But when she puts a spell on the baby, it doesn't work quite the way she expects! Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch: The Birthday Broomstick
by Katharine Mcewen Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch thinks flying is easy-breezy. But when she sets off on her first solo flight, she finds that riding a broomstick is much harder than it looks! Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Bully-Boggarts (Titchy Witch #105)
by Rose ImpeyWhen Titchy-witch turns Gobby-goblin's nose into a sausage, he gets his cousins, the Bully Boggarts, to teach her a lesson...but Titchy-witch comes up with her best spell yet!Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Disappearing Baby (Titchy Witch #104)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch doesn't think much of her noisy new sister. But when she puts a spell on the baby, it doesn't work quite the way she expects!Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Frog Fiasco (Titchy Witch #89)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch thinks the magic in her mum's Big Book of Spells is easy-breezy. But as she soon discovers, if you don't read it right, the spell may turn out all wrong!Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Get-Better Spell (Titchy Witch #87)
by Rose ImpeyWhen Titchy-witch's mum has the witchy-flu, Cat-a-bogus makes a big pot of Get-Better Soup. But Titchy-witch thinks a Get-Better Spell will do more good!Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Get-Better Spell
by Rose Impey Katharine McewenWhen Titchy-witch's mum has the witchy-flu, Cat-a-bogus makes a big pot of Get-Better Soup. But Titchy-witch thinks a Get-Better Spell will do more good! Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Magic Party (Titchy Witch #103)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch is having her first party, but it isn't going very well...until she starts to wave her magic wand!Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Magic Party
by Rose Impey Katharine McewenTitchy-witch is having her first party, but it isn't going very well...until she starts to wave her magic wand! Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch And The Stray Dragon (Titchy Witch #106)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch loves her pet dragon but she's only allowed to keep him while he's still small. When the dragon begins to grow BIG, Titchy-witch needs an extra-special spell to save her precious pet.Don't miss the rest of the Titchy-witch series, now reissued in a smart new livery.
Titchy Witch and the Babysitting Spell (Titchy Witch #28)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch can't bear the thought of her parents going out and leaving her home with Cat-a-bogus as a babysitter, so she casts a very scary spell to make them stay. But when the spell backfires, Titchy is left with an even bigger problem...
Titchy Witch and the Forbidden Forest (Titchy Witch #27)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch is desperate to know what's in the Forbidden Forest near Grand-witch's house, but Cat-a-bogus is making sure she won't have a chance to find out. But with the help of an invisibility spell, Titchy-witch just might get her wish...
Titchy Witch and the Scary Haircut (Titchy Witch #29)
by Rose ImpeyWhen Titchy-witch's new haircut turns out to be scary, she fixes it the only way she knows how - with a little magic! But when her hair-raising spell gets out of control, who will help her make things right?
Titchy Witch and the Teacher-Charming Spell (Titchy Witch #26)
by Rose ImpeyTitchy-witch is desperate to be a pirate in the class production of Peter Pan, but there's no way her teacher will let her now that she's in trouble again. With the help of a little bit of magic, Titchy-witch manages to charm her teacher - a little too well! Can Titchy-witch find a way to reverse the spell and score her dream role?