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Uganda Be Kidding Me
by Chelsea HandlerWherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, UGANDA BE KIDDING ME has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.
Uganda Be Kidding Me
by Chelsea HandlerThe author who is a stand-up comedian herself, describes her travel adventures and misadventures during a trip to Africa with her friends.
Ugly Cat & Pablo (Ugly Cat And Pablo Ser.)
by Isabel QuinteroFrom the 2015 winner of the ALA William C. Morris Award comes a humorous chapter book series about a not-so-attractive cat and his well-dressed mouse friend.Ugly Cat is dying for a paleta, or ice pop, and his friend Pablo is determined to help him get one by scaring a little girl who is enjoying a coconut paleta in the park. Things go horribly wrong when, instead of being scared, the little girl picks Pablo up and declares that he would make a great snack for her pet snake. Oh and there's also the small problem that Ugly Cat may have inadvertently swallowed Pablo in all of the commotion! Ugly Cat and his impeccably dressed mouse friend, Pablo, are an unlikely and dynamic duo who will win young readers over with their ridiculously silly antics and their search for tasty treats.
Ugly Cat & Pablo and the Missing Brother (Ugly Cat And Pablo Ser.)
by Isabel QuinteroThis unlikely cat and mouse duo will win young chapter book readers over with their ridiculously silly antics and their search for tasty treats!Ugly Cat was supposed to meet up with his brother Tamarindo so that they could go on a search for the best albondigas (meatballs) in the neighborhood, but then Tamarindo never showed up! Now Ugly Cat and his impeccably dressed mouse friend, Pablo, are on a mission to find Ugly's brother. But when all signs are pointing to the haunted Old Herrera House, can they figure out a way to sneak in, rescue Tamarindo, and make it out in one piece?
The Ugly Doodles
by Valeria WickerThis hilarious and adorable picture book about creativity, fear of failure, and embracing your imperfections is perfect for kids and budding artists of all ages.After an inspiring visit to the local art museum, Raven Rembrandt is eager to create her own beautiful masterpieces. But the only thing she can seem to draw are ugly doodles -- and they won't go away, no matter how hard she tries to discard them! After a few increasingly inventive attempts to get rid of them, Raven realizes that the only way to learn to love her art is to just create.Valeria Wicker's endearing and quirky art style adds humor to her sweet and whimsical story about overcoming a fear of imperfection and failure.
The Ugly Duchess: Number 4 in series (Happy Ever After #4)
by Eloisa James'Nothing gets me to a bookstore faster than Eloisa James' - Julia QuinnHow can she dare to imagine he loves her... when all London calls her The Ugly Duchess?Theodora Saxby is the last woman anyone expects the gorgeous James Ryburn, heir to the Duchy of Ashbrook, to marry. But after a romantic proposal before the prince himself, even practical Theo finds herself convinced of her soon-to-be duke's passion. Still, the tabloids give the marriage six months. Theo would have given it a lifetime . . . until she discovers that James desires not her heart, and certainly not her countenance, but her dowry.Society was shocked by their wedding, but it's scandalized by their separation. James heads to sea where he becomes a notorious pirate, and Theo builds their estate into a flourishing concern. Back from the seas, a scandalous tattoo of a poppy under one eye, James now faces the battle of his lifetime: convincing Theo that he loved the duckling who blossomed into the swan. Theo will quickly find that for a man with the soul of a pirate, all's fair in love - or war.'Eloisa James is extraordinary' - Lisa Kleypas'Romance writing does not get much better than this' - People
Ugly Hot: The Unauthorized Dating-Up Guide for Fans of Pete Davidson
by E. Stephens-LaneHow does he do it?We can’t all be drop-dead gorgeous, but we can all be ugly hot! Pete Davidson’s unlikely rise from the depths of his mom’s basement to the upper echelons of fame and straight into the arms of A-listers like Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, and Emily Ratajkowski gives hope to us all. With meticulous analysis, insightful quotes, scientific-ish studies, admittedly irrelevant trivia, and loads of cheeky humor, Ugly Hot: The Unauthorized Dating-Up Guide for Fans of Pete Davidson holds all the secrets to finding love above your station, just like Pete. Follow the magical journey of a Staten Island everyman–turned–Hollywood playboy and collect valuable knowledge along the way, including:- How to exude supreme confidence and give off that BDE!- How to use humor and questionable fashion to your advantage- How to be vulnerable in a way that’s more sexy than annoying- How to low-key seduce someone who seems way out of your leagueWith wisdom gained from observing Pete’s public romances, this guide is designed to give everyone a fighting chance. Because if Pete can win at love, so can you!
The Ugly Princess and the Wise Fool
by Margaret GrayA quirky take on an every day fairy tale. Rose is not your typical princess, she isn't even beautiful. When her fairy godmother grants her one wish, her whole life changes.
The Ugly Sea
by R. A. LaffertyThe Sea is ugly and monotonous, with only four or five faces, and all of them coarse, but mankind has just decided to deny this ugliness for subconscious reasons. Lafferty was the winner of the Hugo and World Fantasy Award and a six time Nebula Award Nominee. His quirky style made his work hard to pigeonhole and market, but he still managed to influence a wide array of today&’s best writers. Simply on of the best writers the science fiction and fantasy field has ever produced.
The Ugly Truth (Diary of a Wimpy Kid #5)
by Jeff KinneyGreg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it’s cracked up to be?<P><P> Greg suddenly finds himself dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older—all without his best friend, Rowley, at his side. Can Greg make it through on his own? Or will he have to face the “ugly truth”?
The Ugly Truth (Diary of a Wimpy Kid #5)
by Jeff KinneyGreg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it’s cracked up to be?<P><P> Greg suddenly finds himself dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older—all without his best friend, Rowley, at his side. Can Greg make it through on his own? Or will he have to face the “ugly truth”?
UglyDolls: A Perfectly Imperfect Guide to Life
by Meredith RusuLove your inner Ugly and the world will love it, too!A lot of people think of Ugly as something different or unlikable. But that's not true at all! Through wisdom, fashion advice, and plenty of cookies, the UglyDolls use this guidebook to prove our quirks are what make each of us special.The ultimate companion to the highly-anticipated animated film UglyDolls, this full-color handbook features Moxy, Ox, Ugly Dog, Wage, Babo, and Lucky Bat as they celebrate imagination, friendship, and individuality.TM & © 2019 Ugly Industries Holdings, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Uh-oh, Cleo: Underpants on My Head
by Jessica Harper Jon BerkeleyIn the Small family, it?s best to expect the unexpected? six kids make for a lot of surprises?but who would ever imagine getting caught in a snowstorm in August? When the whole crew goes to visit Grandma in Colorado and Cleo, Jack, and Jenna go on a mountain camping trip with Mom and Dad, that?s exactly what happens. With lots of family fun, silly songs by Mom and creative problem solving, kids will be glad to laugh along with Cleo and her family?s ?Small disasters.?
Uh-oh Cleo: I Barfed on Mrs. Kenly
by Jessica Harper Jon BerkeleyAn icky uh-oh moment makes for an entertaining story. Cleo has been bonked on the head by an avalanche of toys and had to wear underwear for a hat in a snowstorm, but nothing compares to the trauma of barfing on Mrs. Kenly?s fur coat. On the way to a birthday party, a combination of carsickness and too many pancakes turns Cleo green in the face, and before anything can be done, her friend?s mom?s fancy coat is a big, barfy mess. Cleo has never been so mortified, but kind grown-ups and good friends soon make her feel as if nothing even happened.
Uh-Oh, Rollo! (Rollo)
by Reed DuncanFor fans of Tiny, Biscuit, and Charlie the Ranch Dog comes an easy-to-read series about a rambunctious, mischievous, and totally lovable bulldog, Rollo!Rollo is a good dog.But sometimes he does thingsthat get him into trouble.Meet Rollo, a little bulldog with a BIG personality. Rollo loves to dig, but sometimes he digs too much. He loves to chase things, but sometimes he chases things he should not--like a chipmunk that's heading for a wall! Follow Rollo for an action packed day as he gets in--and always out, of course--of trouble. With easy-to-read vocabulary and lively illustrations, this book is perfect for progressing readers.
UK and Irish Television Comedy: Representations of Region, Nation, and Identity (Palgrave Studies in Comedy)
by Mary Irwin Jill MarshallThis book looks at television comedy, drawn from across the UK and Ireland, and ranging chronologically from the 1980s to the 2020s. It explores depictions of distinctive geographical, historical and cultural communities presented from the insiders’ perspective, simultaneously interrogating the particularity of the lived experience of time, and place, embedded within the wide variety of depictions of contrasting lives, experiences and sensibilities, which the collected individual chapters offer. Comedies considered include Victoria Wood’s work on ‘the north’, Ireland’s Father Ted and Derry Girls, Michaela Coel’s east London set Chewing Gum, and Wales’ Gavin and Stacey. There are chapters on Scottish sketch and animation comedy, and on series set in the Midlands, the North East, the South West and London’s home counties. The book offers thoughtful reflection on funny and engaging representations of the diverse, fragmented complexity of UK and Irish identity explored through the intersections of class, ethnicity and gender.
Ulrich Haarbürste's Novel of Roy Orbison in Clingfilm: Plus additional stories
by Ulrich Haarbürste"The sunlight glints on the translucent triumph of science. The faint rasp as I unspool it sends delirious brightly colored butterflies flocking through my stomach. I am like a tailor of the elves bedecking him in a shimmering suit of some magical material. Soon, Roy Orbison stands before all of Düsseldorf wrapped up in clingfilm. Silent white light floods my whole being and I become one with the universe." Just as the avant-garde artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude employed cloth to drape prominent buildings, Ulrich Haarbürste has adopted plastic wrap—or clingfilm—as his medium. His focus, however, is no inanimate landmark; it's the popular music icon Roy Orbison. In this singular novel, Haarbürste relates a series of encounters with the legendary musician that culminate with the former wrapping the latter from head to toe in clingfilm, to the author's immense satisfaction. "This novel may appear to cater to specialised tastes. But it is highly recommended to nonfetishists, who will find it inventively hilarious," noted The Guardian. This edition includes several related short stories, and as the author modestly observes, "Not to speak boastfully, but it is perhaps the only book you will ever need to own on the subject of wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm."
A última carta
by Cecelia AhernA aguardada sequela do fenómeno romântico mundial P. S. Eu amo-te (mais de 1 milhão de exemplares vendidos) Quando o amor é eterno, há sempre algo mais para dizer Faz sete anos que o marido de Holly Kennedy morreu - seis, desde que ela leu a sua última carta, na qual lhe pedia que encontrasse coragem para forjar uma nova vida. Holly orgulha-se da forma como tem evoluído e crescido. Até que recebe a mensagem: "Precisamos desesperadamente da sua ajuda, Holly. Estamos a ficar sem ideias e ... " - ela respira fundo, em busca de energia - "#todos nós estamos a ficar sem tempo." Os membros do Clube P. S. Eu amo-te, inspirados nas últimas cartas do seu marido, Gerry, querem que Holly os ajude a escrever as suas próprias mensagens de despedida para os que lhes são queridos. Holly vê-se atraída, de novo, para um mundo que se esforçou tanto por deixar para trás. Relutante, começa a relacionar-se com o clube, mesmo quando a amizade deles ameaça destruir a paz que ela acredita ter alcançado. Porque cada uma dessas pessoas espera de Holly a ajuda para deixar algo significativo àqueles que mais ama, ela embarcará numa jornada notável que a desafiará a questionar se abraçar o futuro implicar trair o passado e o que significa amar alguém para sempre ... Os elogios da crítica: «Uma história maravilhosa, encorajadora e comovente que vai pôr os leitores a chorar, mas os deixará, sem dúvida, de alma cheia.»Irish Independent «Tocante, cheio de humor... vital. Ahern escreve com honestidade e empatia. Senti um nó na garganta quando terminei de ler.»Irish Times «Explora, com carinho, humor e emoção, uma das experiências fundamentais humanas.»Sunday Independent «Cecelia Ahern é, sem dúvida, uma contadora de histórias incrivelmente talentosa. Comovente, agridoce e muito bem escrito.»RTE Guide «Este livro, como o primeiro, falou directamente ao meu coração. Talvez seja a forma realista e a simplicidade das observações de Ahern que o torna tão impactante.»Irish News «Os fãs de PS Eu te amo, estão com sorte. O calor emana das páginas deste romance adorável e inspirador.»Good Housekeeping «Um romance comovente, terno e positivo.»Woman & Home «Sábio e inspirador - mas mantenha uma caixa de lenços de papel à mão. Vai precisar.»Sunday Express «Adorei esta história inspiradora sobre esperança e amor.»Prima «Este é um romance para encantar os fãs fiéis e os novos leitores.»Woman's Weekly
Última oportunidad
by Carol Higgins Clark Mary Higgins ClarkSterling Brooks no ha tenido una vida ejemplar. Por ello lleva esperando más de cincuenta años en la antesala del cielo. Unos días antes de Navidad, el consejo celestial decide proponerle un trato: entrará en el cielo si antes consigue hacer una buena obra en la tierra. Se trata de su última oportunidad. No le especifican cuál es su misión, y de pronto se ve en pleno Rockefeller Center, en medio de una multitud de patinadores, en busca de alguien que necesite un ángel. Así encuentra a Marissa, una niña de siete años, apenada por la desaparición de su padre y su abuela, que se han visto obligados a entrar en un programa de protección de testigos para escapar de los hermanos Badgett, unos peligrosos criminales que han puesto precio a sus cabezas. Sterling deberá trazar un plan para eliminar la amenaza de los gángsteres y reunir a Marissa con sus seres queridos.
Las últimas vueltas de cuerda intestinal: una historia de pollos, huevos y lo que sigue
by Steve VernonLe pides a la mesera huevos y tocino y te trae un plato con un pollo vivo en el - plumas y pico y toda la mina! [Las últimas vueltas de la cuerda intestinal: una historia de pollos, huevos y lo que sigue] Responsabilidad completa - esta tiene que ser una de las historias más raras que he escrito, y je escrito BASTANTES viejas historias raras. Sólo imagina que te encuentras con la vieja cuchara grasosa de un viejo comedor cursi, del tipo que debería brindar anti ácido junto con una servilleta, cuchillo y tenenedor. Le pides a la mesera huevo y tocino y te trae un plato con un pollo vivo en el. Me refiero a plumas y pico y la mina entera. Sólo piensa en una mezcla de Kafka y O'Henry y estas cerca de la marca. Si quieres descubrir que sigue, entonces deberías escoger esta historia y darle una leída. Te garantizo que es libre de colesterol. Anda y lee esta historia. Te reto. ¿Eres un pollo?
The Ultimate Betrayal (Wedlocked! #1799)
by Michelle ReidRead this classic, passionate romance from USA TODAY bestselling author Michelle Reid, now available for the first time in e-book!A marriage in crisis…“I never meant to do it… she was just there when I needed someone…” Rachel and Daniel had three adorable children and a strong marriage—or so Rachel had always believed. But her happy life was shattered when she was told that Daniel had been having an affair.Then she realized that they’d been growing apart for years. Rachel wants so much to save her marriage—but is it too late? Can she ever forgive Daniel, if he has committed the ultimate betrayal?Originally published in 1995
The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes
by James BuffingtonAS SHAMELESS AND HILARIOUS AS IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECTWhat's the mating call of a blonde?"I'm sooooo drunk."How does a brunette recharge her love life?She changes the batteries.How is a redhead like a condom?They both spend most of their time in your wallet.Why did 18 blondes go to the movies together?The sign said: "Under seventeen not admitted."What does a redhead scream when climaxing?Her own name.Why does Ohio have brunettes and California have earthquakes?California had first choice.Why did the blonde sell her water skis?She couldn't find a lake on a hillside.
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes: 1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over . . .
by Gordon Hideaki NagaiA MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, &“We don&’t serve minors.&”
The Ultimate Book of Insults: A Handbook of Abuse, Snubs, Taunts, and Put-Downs
by Geoff TibballsA brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.
The Ultimate Book of Insults: A Handbook of Abuse, Snubs, Taunts, and Put-Downs
by Geoff TibballsA brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.