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Yiddish Yoga
by Lisa GrunbergerMeet Ruthie: a recently widowed New York City Jewish grandmother who doesn't necessarily come to yoga with the most open of minds. But when her granddaughter Stephanie gives her a year of yoga classes as a gift ("I think it will help you grieve, Bubby"), she doesn't want to risk offending her. At first, Ruthie is skeptical of yoga and its promise of renewal, healing, and transformation ("You know what's wrong with yoga? They haven't mastered the art of kvetching!"). She can't resist poking fun at some of the new words and rituals she encounters, translating the exotic language of Yoga into the more familiar idiom of her native Yiddish culture. As Ruthie's journey progresses from week to week, she forges new paths, new postures, and unexpected friendships, slowly overcoming her grief. Yiddish Yoga is a poignant, witty, and human story of love in its many expressions-between grandmother and granddaughter, between an older woman and her younger yoga teacher, between a widow and her beloved husband of fifty years. As Ruthie learns to let go of the past without forgetting, she shows us how to embrace the present with new vigor, strength, and courage-and, above all, makes us laugh.
Yinka, Where Is Your Huzband?: A Novel
by Lizzie Damilola Blackburn&“So modern and fresh. I adore Yinka.&” —Emily Henry, #1 New York Times bestselling author of People We Meet on Vacation&“Feel good, funny, and clever.&” –Josie Silver, New York Times bestselling author of One Day in DecemberMeet Yinka: a thirty-something, Oxford-educated, British Nigerian woman with a well-paid job, good friends, and a mother whose constant refrain is &“Yinka, where is your huzband?&” Yinka&’s Nigerian aunties frequently pray for her delivery from singledom, her work friends think she&’s too traditional (she&’s saving herself for marriage!), her girlfriends think she needs to get over her ex already, and the men in her life…well, that&’s a whole other story. But Yinka herself has always believed that true love will find her when the time is right. Still, when her cousin gets engaged, Yinka commences Operation Find-A-Date for Rachel's Wedding. Aided by a spreadsheet and her best friend, Yinka is determined to succeed. Will Yinka find herself a huzband? And what if the thing she really needs to find is herself? Yinka, Where is Your Huzband? brilliantly subverts the traditional romantic comedy with an unconventional heroine who bravely asks the questions we all have about love. Wry, acerbic, moving, this is a love story that makes you smile but also makes you think--and explores what it means to find your way between two cultures, both of which are yours.
The Yips
by Nicola BarkerThe Man Booker Prize-nominated novel by one of the most original authors of our time Storm clouds are gathering above the bar of the less-than-exclusive Thistle Hotel. Stuart Ransom, a jet-setting, supermodel-chasing pro golfer with an extravagant ego and a career nearing the end of a spectacular decline, is drinking his way through the night. Desperate for attention, he strikes up free-flowing conversations with anyone who will listen. But as he banters with Jen, the impish barmaid with a talent for telling tall tales rivaled only by Stuart's own, the night takes an extraordinary turn. Among those caught up in the unfolding drama are a tattooist with a mad mother and a love of anything from the 1940s; a free-thinking Muslim sex therapist and his considerably more conservative wife; the mysterious Vicki, the sister of Stuart's defiant yet curiously devoted manager; and a misguided female vicar of the Church of England and her husband, Gene, the Thistle's hapless bartender. They are a highly entertaining and eccentric bunch, but there's more to them than meets the eye. "There enter in questions of what it is to be consumed by love or lust, by shame, by the longing to be someone else or nobody" (The Guardian), and The Yips unites them in an absorbing, exhilarating tour de force.
Yo fui a EGB
by Javier Ikaz Jorge Díaz¿A qué esperas para volver a EGB? El libro que celebra el gran fenómeno de internet de los últimos años: un recorrido nostálgico por los usos, las costumbres, las marcas, los programas, las canciones, la comida..., de una época que marcó a varias generaciones de españoles. Si te aprendiste los ríos y las cordilleras mientras mordisqueabas una goma Milán, si comiste empanadillas en Móstoles, si estabas entre dos tierras y no encontrabas el sitio de tu recreo, si para ti el tiempo era oro y jugabas al Precio justo, seguro que fuiste a EGB. Si llevabas hombreras o te echabas laca Nelly, si lo primero que leíste fue El libro gordo de Petete, si tu primera lágrima fue porque Marco no encontraba a su madre, si el primer polo que te comiste fue un Frigodedo, no hay duda de que tú también fuiste a EGB. Los pitufos, Naranjito, Parchís, ET, las chapas, el Seiscientos, Orzowei, los minerales, los gusanos de seda, los Rotring, la Teleindiscreta, la abeja Maya, los lagartos de V, la Botilde, The Final Countdown... Todos los que fuimos a EGB sabemos que hay mil historias que contar, y estamos deseando retroceder en el tiempo para recordarlas todas en un libro totalmente ilustrado y escrito por los autores del exitoso blog Yo fui a EGB. Este es el libro que celebra el fenómeno de internet Yo fui a EGB, seguido por más de medio millón de personas y ganador del Mejor Blog Personal y Mejor Blog del Público en los Premios Bitácoras, y Mejor Blog Personal y Mejor Blog del Año en los Premios 20Blogs. En los blogs... «Son unos libros que tienen que estar en cualquier estantería, porque son magníficos, no solo para recordar épocas increíbles, sino para enseñar a tus hijos la de cosas que hacías tú en esos tiempos y lo bien que te lo pasabas sin estar pegado a una pantalla. Recomendadísimo.»Blog Los mundos de Blue
Yo fui a EGB 2
by Jorge Díaz Javier IkazEl segundo volumen del fenómeno de internet que arrasa en redes sociales y librerías. Más nostalgia, más recuerdos, más ilustraciones y más sorpresas en esta segunda parte del libro de no ficción más vendido del momento. De la colonia Chispas a Arconada, del betamax al Spectrum, del bote de Pralin al primo de Zumosol, de AC/DC a Hombres G, del conejito de Duracell a Mr. Proper, de Candy Candy al Un dos tres..., el fenómeno que nos ha trasladado a la mejor época de nuestra vida refresa ahora con más recuerdos, más ilustraciones y más sorpresas. Después de que Jorge y Javi, los creadores de Yo fui a EGB, auparan la «egbmanía» al puesto más alto de ventas y convirtieran el libro en el más vendido del año, ahora vuelven a acompañarnos en un viaje por todo aquello que hizo que los 70, los 80 y los 90 permanezcan todavía en nuestro recuerdo. Sobresaliente para un fenómeno único que, revolucionando las redes sociales con sus 800.000 seguidores en Facebook y su blog, no acepta imitaciones y merece la matrícula de honor. Desde el Cococrash, la Nancy, los marcianitos, Mimosín, el Exin Castillos, las colecciones de cromos, el TENTE hasta el gotelé, Tino Casal o los Fraggle, el nuevo libro de Yo fui a EGB viene cargado de novedades en torno a la música, el cine, la televisión, la comida, el deporte, la tecnología, el mobiliario o las fiestas. Más rico en anécdotas, curiosidades y fotografías, si tú también fuiste a EGB, ¿a qué esperas para volver a clase? En los blogs... «Son unos libros que tienen que estar en cualquier estantería, porque son magníficos, no solo para recordar épocas increíbles, sino para enseñar a tus hijos la de cosas que hacías tú en esos tiempos y lo bien que te lo pasabas sin estar pegado a una pantalla. Recomendadísimo.» Blog Los mundos de Blue
Yo fui a EGB 3
by Jorge Díaz Javier IkazMás sorpresas, emociones y recuerdos en el tercer volumen del fenómeno con casi un millón de seguidores en Facebook y más de 300.000 libros vendidos. ¿Recuerdas los largos y fabulosos veranos en el pueblo con tus abuelos?¿Todavía te sabes de memoria las canciones de los juegos de tu pandilla?¿Volverías a revivir las anécdotas de clase? Hay muchas historias de EGB por contar y Jorge y Javi, los creadores de Yo fui a EGB, están dispuestos a acompañarte por todas ellas. Descubre las nuevas sorpresas, emociones y recuerdos que contiene este tercer volumen de Yo fui a EGB. «Yo fui a EGB ha sabido recopilar los iconos de una generación indeterminada y convertirlos en la cultura popular de este primer cuarto de siglo creando nuestra propia filosofía pop.»Loquillo «Bienvenidos los recuerdos, cuando el presente te decepciona, y el futuro no promete. No es bueno, no es sano, pero reconforta... Alivia las heridas. Estos libros me relajan y me divierten. Bienvenida sea esta tercera parte, que nunca fueron buenas. Pero ¿quién quiere algo bueno? Diviértanse y, sobre todo, no juzguen, que es de tontos.»Álex de la Iglesia «Yo fui a EGB y, como se puede observar, apenas me quedaron secuelas.»Pablo Carbonell «¡Me lo he comprado ya tres veces!, cada vez que viene algún imbécil de mis amigos se emociona y se lo tengo que regalar.»Santiago Segura «En cada página de este libro vuelvo a recordar a mis amigos y la merienda de mi madre. Es medicinal.»Màxim Huerta «Los que fuimos a EGB somos la última generación que llegamos vírgenes a la mayoría de edad. Eso lo dice todo de nosotros.»Frank Blanco «Yo fui a EGB representa a una generación perdida que se ha reencontrado gracias a este libro.»Sandra Barneda «Recuerdo esa época de curas con mucho cariño, hice los mejores amigos que aún conservo, entre capones, regaliz duro negro y petardos... Luego llegó el BUP y por fin, el sexo.»David Summers «Yo NO fui a EGB pero he disfrutado con cada libro como si hubiera ido.»Mayra Gómez Kemp En los blogs... "Son unos libros que tienen que estar en cualquier estantería, porque son magníficos, no solo para recordar épocas increíbles, sino para enseñar a tus hijos la de cosas que hacías tú en esos tiempos y lo bien que te lo pasabas sin estar pegado a una pantalla. Recomendadísimo." Blog Los mundos de Blue
Yo' Mama Is So...: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family!
by Hugh PayneIt's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)--hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"--and all yo' other relatives--sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So... is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey...what did you call my mama??!!
Yo Momma So Extraordinary: A Treasury of Yo Momma Compliments
by Zachary ReeseFor generations, young men have used Yo Momma jokes to torment their closest friends (e.g., “Yo momma so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!”). But here at Quirk, we reject these cruel and hurtful insults. We want to show yo momma the love and respect she deserves. And so we’ve created Yo Momma So Extraordinary—the first-ever book of Yo Momma compliments. This is how we roll: ♥ Yo momma so considerate, she puts sheets on the couch when I stay over so it looks like I slept on it. ♥ Yo momma so hygienic, she sings the whole birthday song while she washes her hands to ensure that they are clean. ♥ Yo momma has so many cats, it’s like DAAAAAMN! Which one should I pet first? ♥ Yo momma so old, I sometimes question if what we have together is right.Illustrated with dozens of ridiculously funny photographs of Mommas (and the men who love them), this odd little book will make a wonderful Mother’s Day gift for the quirky momma in yo life.
Yo No Hice Mi Tarea Porque . . . (I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . Spanish Language Edition)
by Benjamin Chaud Davide CaliIn this Spanish edition of Junior Library Guild selection I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . homework (or the lack thereof) is the inspiration for a laugh-out-loud look at the not-so-true stories that ensue when an assignment is left undone: giant lizards invaded the neighborhood; gremlins hid all the pens; the dog was swallowed up by another dog and the afternoon was spent at the vet. And then there was that problem with carnivorous plants. . . . The excuses go on and on, each more absurd than the next. With detail-rich illustrations and a delightfully wry text, this favorite by Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud is guaranteed to amuse kids and their parents, not to mention anyone (and isn't that everyone?) who has experienced a slacker student moment.
¡Yo puedo leer con los ojos cerrados! (Beginner Books(R))
by Dr. SeussEdición en español y rimada del clásico de la colección Beginner Books de Dr. Seuss ¡con su protagonista estrella El Gato Ensombrerado! El Gato Ensombrerado nos enseña que, aun sin ver las palabras, ¡leer es divertido! «Y mientras más leas, más cosas aprenderás. Y cuanto más tú aprendas, más lejos vas a llegar!». Ya sea en la cama, en morado o en marrón, ¡leer es divertido aunque sea al revés! ¡Yo puedo leer con los ojos cerrados! es ideal para fomentar el amor por la lectura… ¡Y POR Dr. Seuss! Creada por Dr. Seuss, los libros para primeros lectores de la colección Beginner Books estimulan a los niños a leer ellos solos con palabras sencillas y divertidos dibujos que dan sentido a la lectura.Las ediciones rimadas, en español, de los clásicos de Dr. Seuss, publicadas por Random House, brindan la maravillosa oportunidad de disfrutar de sus historias a más de treinta y ocho millones de personas hispanohablantes en Estados Unidos. Los lectores podrán divertirse con las ediciones en español de The Cat in the Hat (El Gato Ensombrerado); Green Eggs and Ham (Huevos verdes con jamón); One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (Un pez, dos peces, pez rojo, pez azul); The Lorax (El Lórax); Oh, the Places You'll Go! (¡Oh, cuán lejos llegarás!); How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (¡Cómo el Grinch robó la Navidad!); The Cat in the Hat Comes Back (El Gato Ensombrerado ha regresado); I Can Read With My Eyes Shut! (¡Yo puedo leer con los ojos cerrados!); Horton Hears a Who! (¡Horton escucha a Quién!); The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins (Los 500 sombreros de Bartolomé Cubbins); There's A Wocket in my Pocket! (¡Hay un Molillo en mi Bolsillo!); Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? (¡El Sr. Brown hace Muuu! ¿Podrías hacerlo tú?); Ten Apples on Top! (¡Diez manzanas en la cabeza!); What Pet Should I Get? (¿Cómo podré decidir qué mascota elegir?); y Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories (Yoruga la Tortuga y otros cuentos). A rhymed Spanish edition of the classic Beginner Book by Dr. Seuss—starring the Cat in the Hat!The Cat in the Hat shows that reading is fun—even when you don't look at the words! "The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go." Whether reading in bed or in purple or brown, reading is fun--even upside down! I Can Read with My Eyes Shut! is a perfect choice for beginning readers that will nurture their love of reading...AND of Dr. Seuss!Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning.Random House's rhymed, Spanish-language editions of classic Dr. Seuss books make the joyful experience of reading Dr. Seuss books available for the more than 38 million people in the United States who speak Spanish. Readers can enjoy The Cat in the Hat (El Gato Ensombrerado); Green Eggs and Ham (Huevos verdes con jamón); One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (Un pez, dos peces, pez rojo, pez azul); The Lorax (El Lórax); Oh, the Places You'll Go! (¡Oh, cuán lejos llegarás!); How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (¡Cómo el Grinch robó la Navidad!); The Cat in the Hat Comes Back (El Gato Ensombrerado ha regresado); I Can Read With My Eyes Shut! (¡Yo puedo leer con los ojos cerrados!); Horton Hears a Who! (¡Horton escucha a Quién!); The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins (Los 500 sombreros de Bartolomé Cubbins); There's A Wocket in my Pocket! (¡Hay un Molillo en mi Bolsillo!); Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? (¡El Sr. Brown hace Muuu! ¿Podrí
Yo también no es te quiero
by Violeta ReedTras el éxito de la bilogía Mis Razones, Violeta Reed regresa con una nueva novela que enamorará a las lectoras. La pluma de Violeta Reed es actual, divertida y cautivadora, y el tira y afloja de William y Raquel engancha desde el minuto cero, pero ten cuidado: esta historia a fuego lento te derretirá por dentro. ELENA ARMAS ESCRIBIR ROMANCE NUNCA FUE TAN COMPLICADOWilliam Anderson es el escritor de fantasía más exitoso de la década, con millones de lectores enganchados a su pluma. Es exigente, ambicioso… y tremendamente atractivo. Y también es un bocazas. Raquel García es una joven española que llegó a Nueva York persiguiendo su sueño: trabajar en una de las editoriales más importantes del país. Lo que no imaginaba es que, para conseguirlo, debería lidiar con Anderson después de que este, con más ego que sentido común, prometa en un reconocido programa de televisión que su próximo libro será el best seller de romántica del año. William no está dispuesto a dejarse corregir y Raquel no va a pasarle ni una, sobre todo si lo que escribe está lleno de clichés pasados de moda. Condenados a entenderse, tendrán que trabajar juntos para superar un gran reto: sacar adelante la novela que cambiará sus vidas.UNA HISTORIA DE AMOR CORREGIDA EN BOLI ROJO
Yo, tan mal tiempo y tú, tan buena cara
by Isabel JennerDrew es un cazador de tormentas. Sammy es electricidad en estado puro. Juntos provocarán un auténtico tornado... Samantha es de Madrid, vive en Londres y es gótica. A Sammy no le importa lo que la gente piense de sus gustos oscuros y, además, metaleros. Ni de que lleve un registro infalible en su preciado libro de agravios de todas aquellas personas que han cometido alguna afrenta contra ella. Pero le preocupa que su novio, con quien tiene una relación desde hace ocho años por internet, haya desaparecido sin dejar rastro poco antes de su cita en Las Vegas, donde habían acordado verse por primera vez. Drew tiene un trabajo en Las Vegas con el que sobrevive la mayor parte del año para poder dedicarse a su gran pasión, cazar tormentas a lo largo y ancho del país y dejar que la adrenalina le haga hormiguear el cuerpo igual que los rayos que persigue. Sammy y Drew tocarán tierra en el mismo punto. Ella, en busca de su novio. Él, en busca de tornados. A los dos los arrastrará una química tan fuerte como las tempestades que cruzarán en su viaje por carretera por Estados Unidos. Un secundario de «Ebrias de amor» que no te querrás perder
Yoga Dogs
by Dan BorrisLearn how to sit, stay, and roll over with this fully illustrated, &“delightful&” guide to yoga starring man&’s best friend (Shutterbug magazine). Inspired by a friend&’s mastiff who would imitate his master&’s morning yoga routine, photographer Dan Borris created Yoga Dogs, a full-color collection of forty-five different dogs and puppies doing human yoga poses. Don&’t worry: No animals were harmed during the making of these images; their extreme flexibility is the result of clever digital trickery. The curious, humorous, and distinctly original pictures are paired with useful information about the poses, as well as some funny canine meditations. &“A fresh and highly entertaining visual treat,&” Yoga Dogs is perfect for any yogi of the two or four-legged variety (Shutterbug magazine).
Yoga Pant Nation: A Novel (Class Mom #3)
by Laurie GelmanA Good Morning America Buzz PickFrom the author of Class Mom and You've Been Volunteered comes a new book on one mom's challenges through parenting and life, keeping her on her toes and perpetually in yoga pants.Jen Dixon of Overland Park, Kansas—fearless mother of a fifth-grade boy and two thirty-something daughters—is used to juggling a lot, from her mission to become a spin instructor, to stepping in as the most acerbic class mom ever (again), to taking care of her two-year-old granddaughter. But when the PTA president throws her a mandate to raise $10,000 for the fifth-grade class, even unflappable Jen is going to need more than her regular spin class to get her through this final year at William Taft Elementary School.In the midst of new complications—organizing the class overnight to Topeka, an unexpected spin class fan in the form of her husband’s crazy ex-wife, and trying to navigate her parents’ sudden descent into apparent delusions—Jen hardly has the patience to listen to yet another half-baked idea (come on, ladies, another wrapping paper sale?) from WeFUKCT (We Fundraise Until Kingdom Come Team), her fundraising committee. But if anyone can get elementary parents to pull off the impossible, it’s Jen Dixon. With her always irreverent and laugh-out-loud humor—boldly holding forth on those things you’re thinking, but would never dare say out loud—Laurie Gelman shines a light on the indignities and hilarities of modern parenting.
Yoga With Your Cat: Purr-fect Poses for You and Your Feline Friend
by Sam HartCats are natural-born yogis – they know this – and when you’re practising your poses, be it cobra, cow or even crow, you’d better be ready for your kitty to upstage you. With charming illustrations and easy-to-follow yoga poses, this delightful guide will help you perfect the “cat stretch” and maybe even impress your flexible feline friend.
Yoga With Your Cat: Purr-fect Poses for You and Your Feline Friend
by Sam HartCats are natural-born yogis – they know this – and when you’re practising your poses, be it cobra, cow or even crow, you’d better be ready for your kitty to upstage you. With charming illustrations and easy-to-follow yoga poses, this delightful guide will help you perfect the “cat stretch” and maybe even impress your flexible feline friend.
The Yogi Book: "I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said!"
by Yogi BerraCelebrate one of the greatest and most beloved baseball players who ever lived—and certainly the most quoted. <P><P>The Yogi Book is the New York Times bestseller filled with Yogi Berra’s immortal sayings, plus photographs, a career timeline, and appreciations by some of his greatest fans, including Billy Crystal and Tim McCarver. <P> Yogi Berra's gift for saying the smartest things in the funniest, most memorable ways has made him a legend. The Yogi Book brings all of his famous quotes together in one place—and even better, gives the story behind them. <P>"It ain't over till it's over."—that’s Yogi's answer to a reporter when he was managing the Mets in July 1973, and they were nine games out of first place (not only quotable, but prophetic—they won the pennant). <P>"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."—Yogi's comment to Stan Musial and Joe Garagiola about Ruggeri's restaurant in St. Louis in 1959. <P>"It gets late early out there."—Yogi describing how shadows crept across Yankee Stadium's left field during late autumn afternoons.
Yogscast: The Diggy Diggy Book
by The YogscastYogscast is a wildly popular YouTube channel--with more than 4 BILLION views--that is made up of 20+ gamers who create hilarious videos, animations, and songs based on their favorite games.Drop your axe. Lower your sword. And open the ultimate, must-have book for gamers of all ages! The Diggy Diggy Book includes the best (and worst) jokes from the massively successful YouTube creators. Meet the Yogscast, see exclusive look inside YogTowers, become a JaffaQuest cadet, read the tourists guide to Datlof and more, so much more that we don't want to give away. (Yet!) If you've ever watched a Minecraft YouTube video, chances are you know who The Yogscast is. This is THE book for you.
Yokohama Threeway
by Beth LisickPeering into life's cringe-worthy moments, best-selling author Beth Lisick excavates territory that most would rather ignore. Funny, odd, deeply personal, yet somehow universal, these are the kind of memories that haunt us all, the small awful moments of shame and humiliation that we'd rather forget than relive.Beth Lisick has made a career of opening her life to her readers in all of its messy, smart hilarity, but this type of story doesn't usually find its way into a memoir. With her trademark humor and sly intelligence, writing in short flashes the way these episodes tend to pop up in memory, Lisick recounts her most embarrassing moments with gusto. From a trick she played on a neighbor thirty years ago to what she accidentally blurted out at last night's dinner party, she explores the bad judgments and free-floating regrets that keep her up at night, and the result is a daring, candid, and wickedly funny collection of embarrassment embraced, the triumph of humor and perspective over everyday mortification.Writer, performer, and independent film actress Beth Lisick is the author of the New York Times best-selling comic memoir Everybody Into the Pool and the gonzo self-help manifesto Helping Me Help Myself.
YOLO Juliet: Yolo Juliet; Srsly Hamlet; Macbeth #killing It (OMG Shakespeare #2)
by William Shakespeare Brett WrightRomeo and Juliet, one of the greatest love stories ever told . . . in texts?! Imagine: What if those star-crossed lovers Romeo and Juliet had smartphones? A classic is reborn in this fun and funny adaptation of one of Shakespeare's most famous plays! Two families at war. A boy and a girl in love. A secret marriage gone oh-so-wrong. and h8. The classics just got a whole lot more interesting. ;) tl;dr A Shakespeare play told through its characters texting with emojis, checking in at certain locations, and updating their relationship statuses. The perfect gift for hip theater lovers and teens. A glossary and cast of characters are included for those who need it. For example: tl;dr means too long; didn't read.
Yon Ill Wind (Xanth Ser. #Vol. 20)
by Piers AnthonyThis Xanth villain is full of hot air. “Anthony’s unflagging sparkle, verve and wordplay spin everyday trials of Mundane life into storytelling gold” (Publishers Weekly). A fickle flux in the fabric of space has allowed a horrendous hurricane to blast into Xanth, stirring up mischief and madness wherever she goes. Trapped in a preposterous form by a cosmic wager, the Demon X(A/N)th must join forces with a vexatious vixen named Chlorine to save Xanth from this terrifying and tempestuous threat. Their companions on this haphazard quest are a hapless human family—Jim and Karen Baldwin and their two teenage sons, David and Sean—gusted into Xanth from the mundane world beyond. Together they encounter a host of turbulent misadventures as they struggle to keep Xanth from being blown off the map forever. “Just the thing for pun-happy funsters.” —Kirkus Reviews
You, Again: A Novel
by Kate GoldbeckCan they stop hating each other long enough to fall in love? A commitment-phobe and a hopeless romantic clash over and over again—until heartbreak and unexpected chemistry bring them together in this clever enemies-to-friends-to-lovers debut romance.&“Fresh, witty, and utterly romantic.&”—Ali Hazelwood, New York Times bestselling author of The Love HypothesisWhen Ari and Josh first meet, the wrong kind of sparks fly. They hate each other. Instantly.A free-spirited, struggling comedian who likes to keep things casual, Ari sublets, takes gigs, and she never sleeps over after hooking up. Born-and-bred Manhattanite Josh has ambitious plans: Take the culinary world by storm, find The One, and make her breakfast in his spotless kitchen. They have absolutely nothing in common . . . except that they happen to be sleeping with the same woman.Ari and Josh never expect their paths to cross again. But years later, as they&’re both reeling from ego-bruising breakups, a chance encounter leads to a surprising connection: friendship. Turns out, spending time with your former nemesis is fun when you&’re too sad to hate each other—and too sad for hate sex.As friends-without-benefits, they find comfort in late-night Netflix binges, swiping through each other&’s online dating profiles, and bickering across boroughs. It&’s better than romance. Until one night, the unspoken boundaries of their platonic relationship begin to blur. . . .With sharp observations and sizzling chemistry, You, Again explores the dynamics of co-ed friendship in this sparkling romantic comedy of modern love in all its forms.
You, Again: The sparkling and witty new opposites-attract rom-com!
by Lauren Layne'This book is everything. Lauren Layne at her best!'⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ reader reviewSuch a fun read, I adore everything Lauren Layne writes and this is no exception! Mac and Thomas are EVERYTHING!!' ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ reader review'Classic Lauren Layne . . . the story just flew, pulled me in and had me reading the whole book in one sitting. I honestly think that You, Again is one of the best works of Lauren Layne'⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ reader review'A delight - as sweet and bubbly as a glass of champagne' BETH O'LEARYReaders give Lauren Layne ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐!'Romantic comedy PERFECTION and if you don't read it, you really are missing out''The romance, writing style and wit in this book is second to none. I have nothing but praise for this book' 'The New York backdrop was classic Lauren Layne as was the banter and I loved her modern day spin on this fairy tale romance''I devoured this book in a single morning, and I can't wait to reread it''The overall feeling from reading this book is like being enveloped in a warm hug from that special someone in your life' .................................................They have to stop meeting like this . . . Mackenzie 'Mac' Austin just wants what any modern, commitment-phobic woman in New York wants: a no-strings-attached hook-up, steamy enough to brag about over mimosas the next morning. What she doesn't want is her dating app's latest suggestion: preppy, corporate Thomas Decker. So, obviously, she rejects the guy without a second thought. There's just one snag: he's sitting next to her, so he witnessed her do it. And now he's calling her out. After the initial embarrassment, Mac is determined not to let it bother her, but Fate has other plans - and Thomas isn't going anywhere. First, he pops up as her new boss. And then he reappears as her best friend's soon-to-be brother-in-law. As the not-so meet cutes add up, Mac is sure that uptight Thomas is the last man that a free-spirit like her should want. Only the more time she spends with him, the more Mac realizes that the man she can't get away from has become the same one that she wants to keep close . . ..................................................'Witty banter, a "phew, that's hot" romance and the author's adept ability to bring her characters and their experiences off the page and into your life' USA Today'The word charm is pretty much synonymous with Lauren Layne' Hypable'Fans of Nora Ephron will adore this' LORI NELSON SPIELMAN'As light and refreshing as a glass of champagne . . . will have you smiling from the first swoon-worthy page to the last' JILL SHALVIS'Lauren Layne's books are as effervescent and delicious as a brunch mimosa. As soon as you read one, you're going to want another - IMMEDIATELY!' KAREN HAWKINS'Lauren Layne is a master at sexy banter and funny dialogue' BookPageWant more fun, fresh, flirty and very sexy rom-com? Check out all of Lauren's books! Don't miss:Made in ManhattanTo Sir, With LoveThe PrenupThe Central Park Pact seriesOxford seriesWedding Belles seriesI Do, I Don't seriesLove, Unexpectedly series
You Always Change the Love of Your Life: [For Another Love or Another Life]
by Amalia AndradeA beautifully illustrated interactive roadmap for getting over a broken heartA broken heart can feel like the end of the world, but bestselling author and illustrator Amalia Andrade knows this simply isn't true. Change is not a defeat or a surrender, but rather a promise. Because if the "love of your life" doesn't work out, there is always a chance for something new-a new love, or a new life.When Amalia was faced with her own heartbreak, she knew she couldn't let herself get lost in despair. With her sunshiny outlook, electrifying energy, and unique sense of humor, she constructed the ultimate first aid kit: an interactive guide to getting over someone through reflections, recipes, and lots of ingenious ideas for transforming a negative experience into a liberating one.In these pages, you'll find the secret code for interpreting text-message read receipts, loving odes to Beyoncé, the ideal playlist for crying in the shower, and much, much more. You Always Change the Love of Your Life reveals the secret to mending your heart and maybe even opening it up again: in love and in lovelessness, we are never alone.
You Always Change the Love of Your Life: [For Another Love or Another Life]
by Amalia AndradeA beautifully illustrated interactive roadmap for getting over a broken heartA broken heart can feel like the end of the world, but bestselling author and illustrator Amalia Andrade knows this simply isn't true. Change is not a defeat or a surrender, but rather a promise. Because if the "love of your life" doesn't work out, there is always a chance for something new-a new love, or a new life.When Amalia was faced with her own heartbreak, she knew she couldn't let herself get lost in despair. With her sunshiny outlook, electrifying energy, and unique sense of humor, she constructed the ultimate first aid kit: an interactive guide to getting over someone through reflections, recipes, and lots of ingenious ideas for transforming a negative experience into a liberating one.In these pages, you'll find the secret code for interpreting text-message read receipts, loving odes to Beyoncé, the ideal playlist for crying in the shower, and much, much more. You Always Change the Love of Your Life reveals the secret to mending your heart and maybe even opening it up again: in love and in lovelessness, we are never alone.