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World of Reading Mickey & Friends: Goofy's Sledding Contest (World of Reading)
by Disney PressRead along with Disney! The snow is falling, and Goofy can't wait to go sledding! But when Goofy invites his friends to join him in a sledding contest, he becomes obsessed with finding the fastest way down the hill. Soon Goofy is trying everything . . . a sled . . . a surf board . . . banana peels! But as Goofy slides into victory, he realizes the best way down the hill is on his stomach! Kids are sure to love this silly adventure, featuring word for word narration, as they guess at the next attempt Goofy is going to make.
World of Reading Mickey & Friends: Mickey's Birthday (World of Reading)
by Disney PressIt's Mickey Mouse's birthday, and he's sure his friends are throwing him a party. There's just one problem . . . there are no signs of a party. Have Mickey's friends forgotten all about his big day? Find out in this level 2 reader.
World of Reading Minnie: A Walk in the Park (World of Reading)
by Disney PressRead along with Disney! Walking dogs can be RUFF! Minnie, Daisy, and Cuckoo-Loca are having a tail-waggin' good time with their pups at the park. That is until the pups see—and smell—the hot dog cart. And so begins a wild dog chase! Will Minnie get this dog walk under control in time? Follow along with word-for-word narration in this Level Pre-1 reader to find out!
World of Reading Phineas and Ferb: Boogie Down (World of Reading)
by Disney PressRead along with Disney! The trendy dancing competition "Let''s All Dance ''Till We''re Sick" has come to Danville, and Candace is determined that she and her crush Jeremy will win. There''s just one problem: Jeremy can''t dance! So it''s up to Phineas and Ferb to teach him how to boogie. Can the boys help him dance away with the grand prize? Featuring exciting full-color art from the show and word for word narration.
World of Reading: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Minnie-rella (World of Reading)
by Disney PressRead along with Disney! This Level 1 reader features a fun twist on a classic fairy tale, starring Minnierella and Prince Mickey! In this adorable fairy tale based on the story of Cinderella, Minnie Mouse falls asleep while doing chores and dreams that she becomes Minnierella! She needs a lot of help to get ready for Prince Mickey's Grand Ball. Follow along with word-for-word narration as Minnierella's Fairy Godmother, Clarabelle, transforms Minnierella into the belle of the ball with a wave of her wand and some "Mouseke-doodle-lee-doo" magic!
World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes
by Paul M. MillerDoes God have a sense of humor? He must have - He made us, didn't He? 500 stories and jokes about preachers, deacons, pew sitters, Sunday school teachers and kids.
World's Greatest Dad Jokes: Clean & Corny Knee-Slappers for the Family
by Adrian Kulp600+ squeaky-clean jokes for the whole family! This huge collection of side-splitting dad jokes will keep your family and friends giggling for hours. Even reluctant readers are sure to laugh along to these family-safe jokes on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. Be sure to check out a bonus riddle section to stump those you love most! Jokes galore—The pages are packed with hundreds of wonderfully lame jokes, including pitifully corny puns, knee-slappin' knock-knocks, mic drop one-liners, and so much more. Colorful illustrations—Engaging illustrations make reading fun for any audience from 8 to 108. Giftable fun—A collection of clean dad jokes make this the perfect present for any dad or dude. Keep your family cracking up with this dad jokes book!
World's Greatest Practical Jokes
by Liz HuyckThroughout history, people have loved practical jokes. Read about a few of the more well-known jokes and pranks throughout history, including unicorns on the moon, a boat-car, and the Loch Ness monster.
World's Most Dangerous Jobs
by Paula ReidDo you find yourself daydreaming about a glamorous occupation, such as a racing driver, an astronaut or a stunt double? This compelling book unravels the mysteries and exposes the pitfalls of the world’s most dangerous jobs, giving a fascinating insight into the working lives of those who regularly stare death in the face.
World's Most Dangerous Jobs
by Paula ReidDo you find yourself daydreaming about a glamorous occupation, such as a racing driver, an astronaut or a stunt double? This compelling book unravels the mysteries and exposes the pitfalls of the world’s most dangerous jobs, giving a fascinating insight into the working lives of those who regularly stare death in the face.
World's Most Eligible Texan (Texas Cattleman's Club #7)
by Sara OrwigNothing could make world-weary Aaron Black’s blood race anymore. Until the magical night he danced with Pamela Miles. The debonair man-about- town and the shy schoolteacher shared a night of intense desire...only, she disappeared the next morning. Determined to find his ladylove, Aaron soon tracked Pamela down and discovered she carried his child. Could he convince the proud country girl that his marriage proposal came not from duty but from a love even bigger than Texas?
World's Weirdest Animals
by Matt RoperIt seems as though some creatures have been put on this earth just to amaze us. From the harmless but hilarious to the truly frightening and deadly, the animals in this book are guaranteed to keep you enthralled, astonished and extremely amused.
World's Weirdest Animals
by Matt RoperIt seems as though some creatures have been put on this earth just to amaze us. From the harmless but hilarious to the truly frightening and deadly, the animals in this book are guaranteed to keep you enthralled, astonished and extremely amused.
World's Worst Jokes
by Tony HusbandMost joke books at least attempt to make you laugh. A chuckle, a giggle, even an outright guffaw. Something you can repeat to your friends and be guaranteed to raise a smile. That's what a joke book is for. Right? Well, not this one.This is a collection of the world's most cringe-worthy jokes told by Tony Husband, proud contender for the title of world's worst joke-teller. Jokes so awful they will make you wince, groan and bang your head in disbelief. And should you tell them to your friends, they won't be your friends much longer. Dip in, and prepare not to be amused.
Worlds Apart
by Richard CowperGeorge Cringe is a middle-aged school-teacher, married with several children. His marriage, while not a failure, is hardly a great success, and he is somewhat drawn towards a fellow teacher, Jennifer Lawton, who is much younger than he is. For relaxation, George has taken to creating an endless SF saga set on the planet Agenor, where his hero and heroine, Zil Bryn and Orgypp, face various problems, their current one involving an outbreak of psychedelic mushrooms.Meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy, on the planet Chnas, life Zil Bryn and his wife Orgypp. Bryn is currently composing a long weird narrative called Shorge Gringe's Pilgrimage, set on a strange world called Urth . . .
Worlds Apart: Story Thieves; The Stolen Chapters; Secret Origins; Pick The Plot; Worlds Apart (Story Thieves #5)
by James RileyOwen and Bethany try to find their way back to each other after the fictional and nonfictional worlds are torn apart in this fifth and final book in the New York Times bestselling series, Story Thieves—which was called a “fast-paced, action-packed tale” by School Library Journal—from the author of the Half Upon a Time trilogy.Bethany and Owen have failed. The villain they have come to know as Nobody has ripped asunder the fictional and nonfictional worlds, destroying their connection. Bethany has been split in two, with her fictional and nonfictional selves living in the separate realms. But weirdly, no one seems to mind. Owen—and every other nonfictional person—have lost their imaginations, so they can’t picture their lives any differently. Then Owen gets trapped in a dark, dystopian reality five years in the future, where nothing is needed more desperately than the power to imagine. Fictional Bethany is thrilled to be training with her father as his new sidekick, Twilight Girl—until she realizes that the fictional reality will fade away completely without the nonfictional world to hold it together. In this final installment of the genre-bending Story Thieves series, Owen and Bethany will be forced to risk everything to defeat Nobody and save multiple realities.
Worlds.Funniest.Emails.con
by Hodder MoaWorlds.Funniest.Emails.con. A collection of humorous jokes and anecdotes.
Worldwide Crush: A Novel
by Kristin NilsenRory Calhoun is a teen popstar with perfect teeth and messy hair who&’s inspiring first crushes all over the globe. Millie Jackson is just one of the millions of fans who love him—but that doesn't mean her heart doesn't break for him every single day in this laugh-out-loud coming-of-age story.How many of Rory&’s fans collect &“data&” about him in a special notebook hidden in their underwear drawer? Or have faked a fascination with whale migration for a chance to visit his hometown? Millie may not be Rory&’s only fan at Susan B. Anthony Middle School, but she's convinced she's the biggest—and the best.Rory&’s new song &“Worldwide Crush&” is climbing the charts, and his lyrics are clear: he&’s looking for love—and he&’s looking in the audience. Meaning Millie&’s secret fantasies of running in the surf and eating waffles with him may not be crazy after all . . . she could be that girl! But first she has to get to his concert—his completely sold-out concert in a city nowhere near her home for which she does not have tickets or a ride. She just has to figure out how.
Worried Whippet: A Book of Bravery (For Adults and Kids Struggling with Anxiety)
by Jess BoltonThere's so much to be anxious about in this world: meeting new people, unfamiliar sounds, and worst of all, the seagulls that try to steal your chips. Worried Whippet counters that anxiety with humor and heartfelt inspiration.Worried Whippet is a whimsically illustrated book that inspires you to take a cue from one anxious little dog, to muster up your courage, and step out into the world with hope. Follow along as one fearful little whippet named Jess, made popular on TikTok and Instagram, journeys out of her cozy bed to join her friends and conquer all the things that scare her most.In these pages, you fill find:Simple, yet profound, short stories on bravery, featuring Jess and her friendsEncouraging messages for adults coping with anxiety (that kids will also understand)Inspiration for overcoming irrational fear and becoming a little braver every dayMusings on friendship, love, and happinessIllustrations featuring English beaches and countrysides that will translate worry into whimsy for adults and kidsThis is a fantastic gift to give for graduations, birthdays, holidays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, National Dog Day, National Brave Day, pet adoptions, as a gift of encouragement, or for anyone who loves dogs.Keep Calm and Whippet On.
Worry Warts
by Morris GleitzmanWorried because his parents' constant fighting has been aggravated by their financial troubles, twelve-year-old Keith decides to solve the problem by running away to pick up a fortune in the Australian opal fields.
Worry: A Novel
by Alexandra TannerNATIONAL BESTSELLER * Named a Best Book of the Year by the New Yorker, NPR, Vogue, the Washington Post, Electric Lit, and more! A &“dryly witty&” (The New Yorker) and &“fabulously revealing&” (The New York Times Book Review) debut that follows two sisters-turned-roommates navigating an absurd world on the verge of calamity—a Seinfeldian novel for readers of Ottessa Moshfegh and Sally Rooney.It&’s March of 2019, and twenty-eight-year-old Jules Gold—anxious, artistically frustrated, and internet-obsessed—has been living alone in the apartment she once shared with the man she thought she&’d marry when her younger sister Poppy comes to crash. Indefinitely. Poppy, a year and a half out from a suicide attempt only Jules knows about, searches for work and meaning in Brooklyn while Jules spends her days hate-scrolling the feeds of Mormon mommy bloggers and waiting for life to happen. Then the hives that&’ve plagued Poppy since childhood flare up. Jules&’s uterus turns against her. Poppy brings home a maladjusted rescue dog named Amy Klobuchar. The girls&’ mother, a newly devout Messianic Jew, starts falling for the same deep-state conspiracy theories as Jules&’s online mommies. Jules, halfheartedly struggling to scrape her way to the source of her ennui, slowly and cruelly comes to blame Poppy for her own insufficiencies as a friend, a writer, and a sister. And Amy Klobuchar might have rabies. As the year shambles on and a new decade looms near, a disastrous trip home to Florida forces Jules and Poppy—comrades, competitors, constant fixtures in each other&’s lives—to ask themselves what they want their futures to look like, and whether they&’ll spend them together or apart. &“A tragicomic portrait of urban millennial life&” (Shelf Awareness), Worry is a &“riotously funny and wryly existential&” (Harper&’s Bazaar) novel of sisterhood from a nervy new voice in contemporary fiction.
Worse Things Happen at Sea!
by Alan SnowSet sail for adventure on the high seas in this rollicking tale of pirates, poison, and monsters from New York Times bestselling author Alan Snow.The kooky residents of Ratbridge are clamoring for the miracle medicine Black Jollop, but a shortage calls for action. The Nautical Laundry, the famed rat-pirate vessel, must journey afar to gather the medicine's secret ingredient. But things aren't what they seem...and soon the ship is under attack. Can young Arthur and his Ratbridge friends triumph and return with the cure for the towns ills? Illustrated throughout with hundreds of detailed and delightful black-and-white drawings, this imaginative novel will captivate young sea-faring scallywags and brave buccaneers who love a daring, humorous, and extraordinary adventure.
Worst Case Scenario 2014 Daily Calendar
by Joshua Piven David BorgenichtBe prepared for the worst with expert advice and survival trivia all year long.
Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Extreme Junior Edition (Worst Case Scenario Ser.)
by David Borgenicht Robin Epstein Justin HeimbergThe best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series returns with this 'extreme' follow-up to the Junior Edition. Packed with funny, kid friendly instructions for the most extreme situations such as how to handle an encounter with a tarantula, how to navigate by the stars, how to build a snow cave, and more!
Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weird Junior Edition (Worst Case Scenario Ser.)
by David Borgenicht Robin Epstein Justin HeimbergVampires, zombies, aliens, mummies, dragons. Yes, even the weird, unexplained, and other-worldly need to be survived! The authors of the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series are back with a hilarious (and helpful!) handbook that's a blast through space, time, history, and the imagination. Find out how to survive a Mars landing, fight a werewolf, deal with a Bigfoot sighting, outwit a leprechaun, prepare for time travel, and more. Peppered with historical and scientific facts, this book will amaze, amuse, and delight. Kids will get the scoop on how to handle the weirdest situations Worst-Case Scenario-style!