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Cómo sobrevivir al cole 1 - Mi mejor amiga invisible (Cómo sobrevivir al cole #Volumen 1)
by Sara ShepardLlega una nueva serie llena de humor y con un toque emotivo sobre el inicio del cole, las amistades y encontrar a tu gente. Nadie dijo que empezar quinto fuese fácil, y para Paula su ansiedad se lo pone aún más difícil. Por suerte tiene su extraescolar favorita, las clases de pintura, y a su mejor amiga Violeta.
Cómo superar a tu ex: La guía para sacarlo de tu vida y liberar tu corazón del pasado (Cindy la Regia #Volumen)
by Ricardo CucamongaLa guía de la niña más fresa de México para dejar atrás el pasado, ¡y darle restart a tu vida! No caigamos en la desesperanza y sigamos a Cindy, su candor y su ironía, para el duelo por el amor perdido. Con tiras inéditas de Cindy la Regia, Cómo superar a tu ex nos lleva de la mano por el proceso de duelo para que superemos la pérdida de nuestro amor. Una guía definitiva para sacarte a tu ex de la cabeza, con la ayuda experta de tu nueva mejor amiga: Cindy, la niña más cool de México. De Cindy la regia, que cuenta con más de 350 mil seguidores en redes sociales, se han publicado también Cómo casarse tipo bien y Cómo ser una niña tipo bien. ¡O sea! Hello? Cindy es la niña más linda, rubia, rica y delgada de tooodo México. Desde muy baby, la gente la llamó "Cindy la Regia" por su porte de princesa real. Esta adorable chica reside desde hace 23 años en su mansión huge del Principado de San Pedro, donde los medios la persiguen, las niñas la envidian y los niños se pelean por ella. Obvio que también la pasa genial con sus entrañables besties en un paraíso de shopping, turismo first class, fiestas tipo bien y antros cool. Ahora con Cómo superar a tu ex, Cindy te promete que conseguirás: - Ahorrarte horas de llanto, sufrimiento y locura siguiendo un plan estratégico para sanar tu corazón. - Procesar de forma segura e inteligente el dolor y el rencor del truene. - Decir adiós al pasado fortaleciendo tu autoestima. - Evolucionar tu perspectiva para perdonar a tu ex y a ti misma. - Dejar atrás y volver a abrir tu corazoncito ¡a quien en verdad te haga feliz! Ánimo y fuerza, princess ¡eres una guerrera! ¡Vamos a superar a tu ex! ¿Quieres conocer más de su glamorosa vida? ¡Síguela en sus redes sociales! www.megustaleer.com.mx Facebook: Cindy La Regia Twitter: @cindylaregia Instagram: piensaprincess
Cómo trabajar para un idiota: Cómo sobrevivir y prosperar en el trabajo sin asesinar a tu jefe
by John HooverUna obra desternillante e imprescindible para todos aquellos que viven subyugados por jefes idiotas y que están hartos de las noches en vela, de los ansiolíticos y de los psicólogos. ¿Sospechas que tu jefe es un idiota o lo crees firmemente? ¿Su actitud hacia ti, el modo en el que se comporta y sus palabras te sacan de quicio? Sádicos, idiotas, maquiavélicos, dioses, colegas, etcétera, son muchas las tipologías de jefes y necesitas conocer las claves de la personalidad del tuyo para hacerte un hueco en el trabajo, prosperar e incluso sobrevivir. En Cómo trabajar para un idiota encontrarás soluciones reales para problemas que surgen a diario en el entorno laboral: * Aprende a utilizar las palabras para dirigirte a él y empieza a hablar su idioma.* Descubre cómo tienes que comportarte y qué temas puedes sacar en una comida de trabajo con tu jefe.* Desarrolla habilidades nuevas e instrúyete en el arte de parecer siempre más tonto que tu jefe. El consultor internacional John Hoover, conocido como doctor John, te ofrece en esta obra las claves para la supervivencia y el éxito en el enmarañado mundo laboral especialmente ahora que el trabajo se ha convertido en una misión imposible. Como no puedes luchar contra un jefe idiota ni desafiarlo ni cambiarlo, únete a él y empieza a disfrutar de las ventajas que esto implica. Si sigues correctamente los consejos del doctor John, descubrirás cómo mejora la relación con tu jefe-i y cómo el estrés y la tensión desaparecen. Descubre que la felicidad en el trabajo es posible, empieza hoy mismo a perfilar tu estrategia y no te conviertas en un idiota. Reseñas:«Elegí este libro mientras paseaba con mi hijo por una librería porque me llamó mucho la atención. Como trabajadora, jefa y dueña de una empresa he leído numerosos libros de empresa y de negocios y debo decir que ninguno es tan bueno ni tan divertido como éste.»Kent Ponder, Amazon «Me encanta el sentido del humor de Hoover. Si has trabajado para un idiota o no has tenido el placer, si conoces a alguien que trabaje con uno o si reconoces que tú eres uno de ellos, este libro es para ti.»Richard L. Weaver, Amazon
D C-T!
by Joana Avillez Molly YoungA joy-inducing illustrated book about New York City in the ingenious style of William Steig's classic CDB!Just as there are few cities as storied and replete with life as New York City, there are few illustrators or writers who have charmed as many generations as William Steig. To Molly Young and Joana Avillez, a connection between the two seemed obvious, and so D C-T! ("The City!") was born.Using a playful phonetic language first invented by Steig in his now classic 1968 book CDB!--but which in today's world of text message and internet shorthand feels uncannily contemporary--Young and Avillez tell a different story on each page of this collection of illustrations stuffed to brim with humor and cleverness:"S L-I-F!" (It's alive!) A boy shouts gleefully at a pile of rubbish seething with rats"I M B-Z" (I'm busy) Declares the phone-wielding businesswoman to the would-be mugger"R U I?" (Are you high?) Asks the clerk at a bodega to the blissed out shopperBrought to life in Avillez's distinctively ebullient and droll style are precocious pets and pet-owners, iconic architecture, and startlingly intrepid anthropomorphic rats. At once recognizable, and imagined like never before, are the surprising, intoxicating, and not-always-entirely-welcome sights, sounds, and smells of New York City. Full of wit, romance, and sheer delight, D C-T! is both an affectionate portrait of the visual cornucopia that is New York City and a gracious love letter to the great William Steig, sure to enchant readers young and old alike just as his work has for half a century.
D Is for Drama
by Jo WhittemoreA lead role means lots of drama in this sparkling story of one tween's efforts to shine in the spotlight. Sunny Kim is done with one-line roles at Carnegie Arts Academy--she's ready for the lead. But even after a summer of studying with an acting coach, Sunny doesn't snag the role of Mary Poppins in her school's upcoming production. Unfortunately, her entire family mistakenly thinks otherwise, including her former-actress mother. Desperate for a solution, Sunny convinces her theater adviser to let her produce a one-woman show. But when the rest of her friends find out--the friends that never seem to make the playbill either--they all want to join in. Before long, Sunny is knee-deep in curtains, catfights, and chorus lines as her one-woman work turns into a staging of the hit musical Wicked. And when a terrible misunderstanding pits the entire cast against Sunny, can the show--and Sunny's future acting career--be saved in time for opening night?errible misunderstanding finds the entire cast raising a mutiny against Sunny, can the show--and Sunny's future acting career--be saved in time for opening night?
D Is for Drama
by Jo WhittemoreA lead role means lots of drama in this sparkling story of one tween's efforts to shine in the spotlight. Sunny Kim is done with one-line roles at Carnegie Arts Academy--she's ready for the lead. But even after a summer of studying with an acting coach, Sunny doesn't snag the role of Mary Poppins in her school's upcoming production. Unfortunately, her entire family mistakenly thinks otherwise, including her former-actress mother. Desperate for a solution, Sunny convinces her theater adviser to let her produce a one-woman show. But when the rest of her friends find out--the friends that never seem to make the playbill either--they all want to join in. Before long, Sunny is knee-deep in curtains, catfights, and chorus lines as her one-woman work turns into a staging of the hit musical Wicked. And when a terrible misunderstanding pits the entire cast against Sunny, can the show--and Sunny's future acting career--be saved in time for opening night?
D is for Dahl: A Gloriumptious A-Z Guide to the World of Roald Dahl
by Roald DahlDid you know that Roald Dahl loved chocolate, but never ate spaghetti? Or that he was a terrible speller? Or that he had four sisters? D Is for Dahl is an A to Z collection of facts, trivia, and zany details that bring Roald Dahl and his memorable characters to life. Filled with Quentin Blake?s illustrations plus black-and-white photos, each spread is exploding with information about the creator of Willie Wonka, James, and Matilda?from his family tree to the exact type of pencil he used to write his stories. Perfect for devoted fans and Dahl newcomers alike, this is a gloriumptious guide to the world of Roald Dahl. .
D'Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding
by Chencia C. HigginsA NEW YORK TIMES BEST ROMANCE OF 2022A TODAY SHOW BEST ROMANCE PICK FROM NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR JASMINE GUILLORYD&’Vaughn and Kris have six weeks to plan their dream wedding.Their whole relationship is fake.Instant I Do could be Kris Zavala&’s big break. She&’s right on the cusp of really making it as an influencer, so a stint on reality TV is the perfect chance to elevate her brand. And $100,000 wouldn&’t hurt, either.D&’Vaughn Miller is just trying to break out of her shell. She&’s sort of neglected to come out to her mom for years, so a big splashy fake wedding is just the excuse she needs.All they have to do is convince their friends and family they&’re getting married in six weeks. If anyone guesses they&’re not for real, they&’re out. Selling their chemistry on camera is surprisingly easy, and it&’s still there when no one else is watching, which is an unexpected bonus. Winning this competition is going to be a piece of wedding cake. But each week of the competition brings new challenges, and soon the prize money&’s not the only thing at stake. A reality show isn&’t the best place to create a solid foundation, and their fake wedding might just derail their relationship before it even starts.Carina Adores is home to romantic love stories where LGBTQ+ characters find their happily-ever-afters.
DANGEROUS ALLIANCE (Too Hot to Handle #6)
by Helen BianchinA Fiery, Unconventional Marriage..."Is the idea of marriage to me so unacceptable?"A seemingly innocent question, but when spoken by Dimitri Kostakidas it was deeply, disturbingly provocative. Leanne knew she was in danger of being overpowered by Dimitri's vibrant Latin sexuality....Years ago, her response might have been different: as an impressionable teenager Leanne had fancied herself in love with Dimitri. But now she would do anything rather than share his bed! There was just one problem...the heat of Dimitri's passion scorched her senses. As her husband, would he prove untamable?
DC Super Friends Joke Book (DC Super Friends)
by George CarmonaA DC Super FriendsTM joke book! Who says the DC Super FriendsTM aren&’t funny? What are Batman and Robin&’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line! Girls and boys ages 3 to 7 are sure to love this laugh-out-loud joke book, which features an eye-popping special-effect cover and over 100 side-splitting jokes! Laugh along with BatmanTM, SupermanTM, Wonder WomanTM, and all their heroic and hilarious friends! DC Super FriendsTM is a unique brand that gives preschoolers their very own versions of the world&’s greatest superheroes from DC Comics: SupermanTM, BatmanTM and Robin, Wonder WomanTM, AquamanTM, The FlashTM, CyborgTM, HawkmanTM, and Green LanternTM.
DEAD NO MORE
by L. R. Nicolello"Don't miss this exciting mix of hot romance and Black Ops." -New York Times bestselling author Catherine Coulter"Incredibly intense, beautifully written and drop dead sexy, L.R.Nicolello's Dead No More is a top-notch romantic thriller. It grabs you by the throat on the first page and doesn't let go until the very last line. Nicolello's storytelling gets better and better. You won't want to miss this one." -New York Times bestselling author J.T. EllisonThe next person you trust…may be the last…Lily Andrews was once the most sought-after undercover operative at Unit 67, a Black Ops agency buried deep within the U.S. Intelligence Community. But then her partner—and fiancé—turned rogue, leaving her for dead after a mission gone horribly wrong. Disgusted with 67's attempt to cover up Jackson's traitorous actions, Lily walked away from everything she knew and loved…and swore she'd hunt her ex down on her own and bring him to justice.When the handsome, undeniably alpha Derek Moretti needs her help to pursue a ruthless sociopath who is putting advanced weaponry into the hands of terrorists, Lily sees her chance to return to 67 with her pride intact. She didn't realize how much she'd missed the adrenaline rush of being undercover—or maybe that's the heat that races through her whenever Derek is near. But soon Lily will have to choose between the vengeance she craves and the country she's sworn to protect. And with the clock ticking down on a nuclear catastrophe, she knows that this time, if she's trusted the wrong man, she won't live to regret it…
DEL CABILDO AL SHOPPING PASANDO (EBOOK)
by Enrique Pinti#Era increíble. Mis pesadillas en la Primaria y la Secundaria deberían haber sido las matemáticas, la física... Pero no. Curiosamente o no, según como se mire, mis pesadillas eran con una querida materia que muchos odiaban y yo idolatraba: la vieja y peluda Historia Argentina. Quiere saber por que? Dele, si no tiene nada mejor que hacer, avance en la lectura del thriller que Hitchcock y Agatha Christie no se atrevieron a plantear: La Historia Argentina...la de mis pesadillas. Y que les quede claro, por favor, no hay intención alguna de faltarle el respeto a ningún prócer ni principio fundamental de la Nación... Pero las pesadillas son así: irreprimibles, desordenadas e indomables, como los chicos y los locos, que (suele sostener la creencia popular) son los únicos que dicen la verdad, aunque sean políticamente incorrectos. Ah y, por favor, no cuenten el final!# Enrique Pinti Con estas palabra Pinti abre este desopilante libro que se transformó rápidamente en uno de sus tantos best sellers. Su relanzamiento ahora se debe a que este texto nunca dejó de tener una suma actualidad, por la forma en que repasa nuestro pasado argentino. Además, el libro tiene el enorme plus de contar con ilustraciones del genial Alfredo Sábat.
DIRT: The Quirks, Habits, and Passions of Keeping House
by Mindy LewisThis is a collection to which everyone can relate: a multidimensional look at the universal challenge of keeping our stuff, our dwellings, and our personal space clean and uncluttered. How we feel about keeping house speaks volumes about who we are, our roots, relationships, and our outlook on life.
DIY Dentistry and Other Alarming Inventions
by Andy RileyDeranged devices and comic contraptions from the highly inventive genius behind the hilarious Book of Bunny Suicides Much like his hero, Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci, bestselling author Andy Riley is not just an artist (or a liar)?he?s an inventor. Imagine, if you will: · The easily assembled Pole-Dancing-Club-in-a- Briefcase for stranded businessmen · Christmas tree ornaments that provide surveillance to instantly tell Santa if you?ve been bad or good · A high-speed police response unit aptly named the Cop Catapult · The Arsehole Trap, which can clear an average size town of arseholes in a single day with its promise of Big Brother auditions Like a twenty-first-century Rube Goldberg on the wrong mix of meds, Andy Riley has created elaborate inventions that are often side-splittingly sociopathic and never short of patently hysterical.
DJ Funkyfoot: Butler for Hire! (The Flytrap Files)
by Tom AnglebergerDJ Funkyfoot: Butler for Hire! is the first story in a wacky spin-off chapter book series in the world of the Flytrap Files, from New York Times bestselling author Tom Angleberger and illustrator Heather Fox. Meet DJ Funkyfoot! He’s not actually a DJ—he’s a chihuahua and a butler! Meet ShrubBaby! She’s an adorable baby shrub with a taste for thrills, fertilizer, and fame. Finding a butler gig is hard these days, so DJ Funkyfoot takes a job that’s ALMOST like being a butler. . . . He becomes a nanny for ShrubBaby! A nanny might say no to this baby’s whims, but a good butler always says yes. So when adventure calls and ShrubBaby says, “Let’s go!,” DJ Funkyfoot says, “Very good, m’lady, I’ll fetch your stroller.” Read all the hilarious chapter book series in the Flytrap Files universe:Inspector FlytrapInspector FlytrapThe President's Mane Is MissingThe Goat Who Chewed Too MuchDidi Dodo, Future SpyRecipe for DisasterRobo-Dodo RumbleDouble-O DodoDJ FunkyfootButler for Hire!Give Cheese a ChanceThe Show Must Go Oink
DON'T PANIC!: All the Stuff the Expectant Dad Needs to Know
by George Lewis*****THE ESSENTIAL NEW BOOK FOR FIRST-TIME DADS'So funny you'll be glad you're having a baby!' - Josh Widdicombe'Great advice - funny enough to read if it wasn't.' - Romesh RanganathanAre you ready for fatherhood?DON'T PANIC - dad and comedian George Lewis is here with all the seriously useful practical and emotional advice that you need to keep you (and your partner) sane!From birth to pre-school, EVERYTHING you need to know is here. And even better, it's packed with useful tips, inside knowledge and hilarious real-life stories from dads and medical professionals who know exactly what it's like to take your first steps as a new father.With contributions from fellow comedians Adam Kay, Romesh Ranganathan, and many others this book will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!WITH HELP FROMADAM KAY - ANDY PARSONS - CARL DONNELLY - ELIS JAMES - IAIN STIRLING - IVO GRAHAM - JEN BRISTER -JOSH WIDDICOMBE - KERRY GODLIMAN - MATTHEW CROSBY - RICH HALL - ROMESH RANGANATHAN - RUSSELL KANE - SINDHU VEE & The Midwife
DON'T PANIC!: All the Stuff the Expectant Dad Needs to Know
by George Lewis*****THE ESSENTIAL NEW BOOK FOR FIRST-TIME DADS'So funny you'll be glad you're having a baby!' - Josh Widdicombe'Great advice - funny enough to read if it wasn't.' - Romesh RanganathanAre you ready for fatherhood?DON'T PANIC - dad and comedian George Lewis is here with all the seriously useful practical and emotional advice that you need to keep you (and your partner) sane!From birth to pre-school, EVERYTHING you need to know is here. And even better, it's packed with useful tips, inside knowledge and hilarious real-life stories from dads and medical professionals who know exactly what it's like to take your first steps as a new father.With contributions from fellow comedians Adam Kay, Romesh Ranganathan, and many others this book will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!WITH HELP FROMADAM KAY - ANDY PARSONS - CARL DONNELLY - ELIS JAMES - IAIN STIRLING - IVO GRAHAM - JEN BRISTER -JOSH WIDDICOMBE - KERRY GODLIMAN - MATT CROSBY - RICH HALL - ROMESH RANGANATHAN - RUSSELL KANE - SINDHU VEE &The Midwife
DON'T PANIC!: All the Stuff the Expectant Dad Needs to Know
by George Lewis*****THE ESSENTIAL NEW BOOK FOR FIRST-TIME DADS'So funny you'll be glad you're having a baby!' - Josh Widdicombe'Great advice - funny enough to read if it wasn't.' - Romesh RanganathanAre you ready for fatherhood?DON'T PANIC - dad and comedian George Lewis is here with all the seriously useful practical and emotional advice that you need to keep you (and your partner) sane!From birth to pre-school, EVERYTHING you need to know is here. And even better, it's packed with useful tips, inside knowledge and hilarious real-life stories from dads and medical professionals who know exactly what it's like to take your first steps as a new father.With contributions from fellow comedians Adam Kay, Romesh Ranganathan, and many others this book will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!WITH HELP FROMADAM KAY - ANDY PARSONS - CARL DONNELLY - ELIS JAMES - IAIN STIRLING - IVO GRAHAM - JEN BRISTER -JOSH WIDDICOMBE - KERRY GODLIMAN - MATTHEW CROSBY - RICH HALL - ROMESH RANGANATHAN - RUSSELL KANE - SINDHU VEE & The Midwife(p) Octopus Publishing Group 2022
Da Vinci Mole: A Philosophical Parody
by Ian BrowneKeeping Da Vinci Code fans, conspiracy buffs, and puzzle enthusiasts in mind, the mysterious Dr. Ian Browne has woven a story of taut suspense and shocking revelations. When Eric San Leté, visiting curator of the Whitney Museum, is found dead, having left only a cryptic message as a clue to his death—"Oh, Rubik's Cube! / Oh, Unisex haircut! / Find Dan Black / (Ehay idn'tday oday itway)—" Dan Black, professor of modern art, and Saphie Paradise, French exchange student, are sent on a whirlwind adventure to uncover the most profound conspiracy in the history of the human race. Except for the words, every aspect of The Da Vinci Mole is accurate, and it reveals the truths behind some of the great mysteries of the universe, including the secret meaning of Jackson Pollock's paintings, why Intelligent Design is actually correct, definitive proof of the existence of God, the truth behind Area 51, the real rationale for the conservative agenda, the secret plan of the Scientologists, and what Karl Rove does in his spare time.
Da Wild, Da Crazy, Da Vinci (Time Warp Trio #14)
by Jon ScieszkaDid you know that Leonardo da Vinci also invented an early version of a helicopter and a tank, and that he planned to execute the Time Warp Trio for spying on his inventions? Now it's going to take more bright ideas to get the guys safely back home...
Dad Camp: A Novel
by Evan S. PorterA heartwarming novel about a loving dad who drags his eleven-year-old daughter to &“father-daughter week&” at a remote summer camp—their last chance to bond before he loses her to teenage girlhood entirely. After his daughter, Avery, was born, John gave it all up—hobbies, friends, a dream job—to be something more: a super dad. Since then, he&’s spent nearly every waking second with Avery, who&’s his absolute best bud. Or, at least, she was. When now eleven-year-old Avery begins transforming into an eye-rolling zombie of a preteen who dreads spending time with him, a desperate John whisks her away for a weeklong father-daughter retreat to get their relationship back on track before she starts middle school. But John&’s attempts to bond only seem to drive his daughter further away, and his instincts tell him Avery&’s hiding something more than just preteen angst. Even worse, the camp is far from the idyllic getaway he had in mind. John finds himself navigating a group of toxic dads that can&’t seem to get along, cringe-worthy forced bonding activities, and a camp director that has it out for him. With camp and summer break slipping away fast, John&’s determined to conquer it all for a chance to become Avery&’s hero again. This brilliant and deeply funny father-daughter story is perfect for fans of poignant and hilarious books like The Guncle by Steven Rowley, Steve Martin&’s family classic Cheaper by the Dozen, and Judd Apatow&’s bighearted comedies.
Dad Is Fat
by Jim GaffiganIn Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four year olds ("there is no difference between a four year old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor"). Reminiscent of Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.
Dad Jokes
by Joke Books for KidsThis Father’s Day, give Dad a taste of his own bad medicine with Dad Jokes, the joke book you’ll hate to love! Over 100 hilarious knock knock jokes, puns, and silly punchlines about all of Dad’s favorite things will have the whole family laughing. Q: What did the daddy volcano say to his son? A: I lava you. Q: What does the Sourdough daddy do at night? A: Tells breadtime stories.
Dad Jokes Holiday Edition: Yule Love Them!
by Jimmy NiroThe perfect holiday stocking stuffer for anyone on your list!May your days be punny and bright!When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season!
Dad Jokes Too: Punnier Than Ever
by Editors of Portable PressDad jokes are back by popular demand, and they are better (or worse) than ever!Help Dad expand his joke repertoire with more than 300 eye-rollers, cringers, groaners, side-splitters, knee-slappers, and gut-busters guaranteed to make you laugh (or sigh). From the folks who brought you the original Dad Jokes, this collection of all-new material contains Q&A jokes, puns, one-liners, tweets, and knock-knock jokes suitable for all ages, including... Q: What do you call a potato at a hockey game? A: A spec-tater.Don&’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt.I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.