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Barney Says "Please and Thank You"
by Stephen WhiteA pretend birthday party becomes a real opportunity to practice using good manners. Barney and Baby Bop happily use the words "please" and "thank you" while enjoying lots of party surprises. Good manners are fundamental and Barney makes them fun.
Barney Sweet Dreams
by Brooke ZimmermanRead favorite bedtime stories, poems and lullabies with Barney and his friends. Picture descriptions present.
Barney the Bear and Friends
by Fern PaisleyThis story takes us on an adventure about a bear and his two best friends, Owen the owl and Lee the lemur, who all live in the woods. Owen, the night owl, helps Barney the bear at night mainly. Lee the lemur sees him during the day. One day we learn that Barney the bear likes playing silly jokes on his friends but Barney soon realizes that sometimes it’s not that nice to play jokes on our friends. He feels like his friends are unhappy with him and runs to think about what he did. He writes a letter to his mum as he is on his own without his mum in the woods… but do his friends know this and that he is missing her? Will they find out? Will they find the truth about Barney the bear? Why not have a read and see! So join in on the fun and see lovely friends come to life! This book is to celebrate the birth of my beautiful boy, Jacob Charles Keith Crump, born the 5th of February.
Barney Thomson, Zombie Killer
by Douglas Lindsay<p> One government.<br /> One empire.<br /> One murderer.<br /> One barber.<br /> One zombie infestation about to consume planet earth.</p> <p> The coalition government is in crisis, limping from one disaster to the next. The Prime Minister has a plan. Get the world's finest barber in to give him a new haircut. His defence minister, however, has an entirely different and more compelling plan. Using the all-new zombie-control gene developed by British scientists, the government will harvest an army of the living dead and use it to take over the world.</p> <p> As a series of gruesome murders takes place in London, and the restless ranks of the Conservative party start to close in on a beleaguered Prime Minister, the zombie contagion is unleashed upon planet earth, the British Empire begins to expand, and Queen Victoria can at last stop turning in her grave. What could possibly go wrong?</p> <p> Featuring barbershop legend Barney Thomson, murder, political intrigue, scenes of gratuitous flesh-eating, Humphrey Bogart, Satan, and the return of femme fatale Harlequin Sweetlips, BARNEY THOMSON, ZOMBIE KILLER is this year's must-read zombie political satire crime thriller comedy thing.</p> <p> BARNEY THOMSON, ZOMBIE KILLER is a 29,000-word novella.</p> <p> <strong>THE BARNEY THOMSON novels in order:</strong></p> <p> #1 THE LONG MIDNIGHT OF BARNEY THOMSON<br /> #2 THE BARBER SURGEON'S HAIRSHIRT (aka THE CUTTING EDGE OF BARNEY THOMSON)<br /> #3 MURDERERS ANONYMOUS (aka A PRAYER FOR BARNEY THOMSON)<br /> #4 THE RESURRECTION OF BARNEY THOMSON (aka THE KING WAS IN HIS COUNTING HOUSE)<br /> #5 THE LAST FISH SUPPER<br /> #6 THE HAUNTING OF BARNEY THOMSON<br /> #7 THE FINAL CUT</p> <p> <strong>THE BARNEY THOMSON novellas:</strong></p> <p> THE END OF DAYS<br /> THE FACE OF DEATH<br /> BARNEY THOMSON, ZOMBIE KILLER</p> <p> <br /> <strong>About the author</strong></p> <p> Douglas Lindsay is the author of the Barney Thomson barbershop crime series, as well as the thriller, LOST IN JUAREZ and the police procedurals, THE UNBURIED DEAD and WE ARE THE HANGED MAN. He lives in Somerset.</p>
Barney's In, Out and All Around
by Mary Ann Dudko Margie LarsenIt's a car. It's a boat. It's a rocket ship. No--it's a cardboard box! But with a little imagination, Barney turns an ordinary box into extraordinary fun. The fun photography book introduces more early learning concepts to little ones.
Barney's Version
by Mordecai RichlerCharged with comic energy and a steely disregard for any pieties whatsoever, Barney's Version is a major Richler novel, the most personal and feeling book of a long and distinguished career.Told in the first person, it gives us the life (and what a life!) of Barney Panofsky--whose trashy TV company, Totally Useless Productions, has made him a small fortune; whose three wives include a martyred feminist icon, a quintessential JCP (Jewish-Canadian Princess), and the incomparable Miriam, the perfect wife, lover, and mother--alas, now married to another man; who recalls with nostalgia and pain his young manhood in the Paris of the early fifties, and his lifelong passion for wine, women, and the Montreal Canadiens; who either did or didn't murder his best friend, Boogie, after discovering him in bed with The Second Mrs. Panofsky; whose satirical eye for the idiocies of today's Quebec separatists (as well as for every other kind of political correctness) manages to offend his entire acquaintanceship (and will soon be offending readers everywhere); and whose memory--though not his bile--is, in his sixty-seventh year, definitely slipping . . .From the Hardcover edition.
A Barnstormer in Oz
by Philip Jose FarmerA biplane flying barnstormer gets sucked into the land of Oz.
The Barnum Museum: Stories
by Steven MillhauserThe Barnum Museum is a combination waxworks, masked ball, and circus sideshow masquerading as a collection of short stories. Within its pages, note such sights as: a study of the motives and strategies used by the participants in the game of Clue, including the seduction of Miss Scarlet by Colonel Mustard; the Barnum Museum, a fantastic, monstrous landmark so compelling that an entire town finds its citizens gradually and inexorably disappearing into it; a bored dilettante who constructs an imaginary woman - and loses her to an imaginary man! - and a legendary magician so skilled at sleight-of-hand that he is pursued by police for the crime of erasing the line between the real and the conjured.
The Barnum Museum
by Steven MillhauserThe Barnum Museum is a combination waxworks, masked ball, and circus sideshow masquerading as a collection of short stories. Within its pages, note such sights as: a study of the motives and strategies used by the participants in the game of Clue, including the seduction of Miss Scarlet by Colonel Mustard; the Barnum Museum, a fantastic, monstrous landmark so compelling that an entire town finds its citizens gradually and inexorably disappearing into it; a bored dilettante who constructs an imaginary woman-and loses her to an imaginary man!-and a legendary magician so skilled at sleight-of-hand that he is pursued by police for the crime of erasing the line between the real and the conjured. Ingeniously written and orchestrated, each exhibit in The Barnum Museum will compel you to continue, each story becoming a lure to the next.
Barnyard Banter
by Denise FlemingAll the farm animals are where they should be, clucking and mucking, mewing and cooing, except for the missing goose.
Barnyard Battle (Sweet Valley Twins #59)
by Francine Pascal Jamie SuzanneThe battle is on, and both sides are determined to win! When Jessica and Elizabeth's social studies class spends a weekend at a pioneer farm without benefit of modern conveniences, the boys say the girls can't live without hair dryers, and the girls insist the boys need their TV and junk food.
Barnyard Buddies (Good Dog #7)
by Cam HigginsIn this irresistible seventh book of the Good Dog series, Bo doesn&’t want to miss any of the barnyard fun!Bo loves having lots of friends on the farm. There&’s always something to do and a barnyard buddy to play with. Bo doesn&’t want to lose out on a single second with any of them, but he can&’t be in two places at once! With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Good Dog chapter books are perfect for emerging readers.
Barnyard Dance!
by Sandra BoyntonStomp your feet! Clap your hands! Everybody ready for a BARNYARD DANCE! AND 5 MORE BOOKS TO LOOK FOR: HEY! WAKE UP! PAJAMA TIME! Oh my Oh my Oh DINOSAURS! BIRTHDAY MONSTER! ONE, TWO, THREE Great little books for great little kids.
Barnyard Hullabaloo (Early Reader)
by Francesca SimonEarly Readers are stepping stones from picture books to reading books. A blue Early Reader is perfect for sharing and reading together. A red Early Reader is the next step on your reading journey.Naughty Fox is on the prowl again, and the animals of Potter's Barn must come up with a plan to get rid of him once and for all. It's time to create a Barnyard Hullabaloo!
Barnyard Hullabaloo (Early Reader Ser.)
by Francesca Simon Emily BolamEarly Readers are stepping stones from picture books to reading books. A blue Early Reader is perfect for sharing and reading together. A red Early Reader is the next step on your reading journey.Naughty Fox is on the prowl again, and the animals of Potter's Barn must come up with a plan to get rid of him once and for all. It's time to create a Barnyard Hullabaloo!
The Baron
by Juliana GarnettIn Juliana Garnett's enchanting romance of medieval England, a dashing nobleman and a seductive aristocrat on opposite sides of the law discover that the heart knows no boundaries. Tré Devaux, Third Baron of Brayeton, has just been appointed Sheriff of Nottingham. His first task: to rid the land of the Saxon outlaws who undermine the Norman rule . . . or face the wrath of his vengeful king. Tré is determined to let no one stand in his way, not even the captivating Lady Jane Neville, a known sympathizer to the Saxon cause whose unbridled spirit evokes feelings in Tré he thought were long buried. Although she seems to be the very definition of the perfect English lady, Jane Neville is much more than an elegant noblewoman. She is the niece of the infamous outlaw Robin Hood, and has inherited her uncle's fierce courage. But even with her warrior's blood, Jane cannot resist the broad-shouldered, strong-willed Tré, a man whose love comes with harsh consequences. By surrendering to passion, Jane and Tré put themselves in the middle of a civil war that may cost both their hearts--and their lives. Includes a special message from the editor, as well as excerpts from these Loveswept titles: The Notorious Lady Anne, Along Came Trouble, and Strictly Business.
The Baron: A Loveswept Classic Romance
by Sally GoldenbaumShe isn't accustomed to attention. He isn't used to being denied. Romance is never simple, but when worlds collide in this classic novel from bestselling author Sally Goldenbaum, true love can seem unimaginable. While playing the part of a glamorous contessa for a murder mystery weekend, Halley Finnegan finds herself in the arms of dashing baron Nick Harrington. For the first time in her life, Halley feels captivating, enchanting, a worthy companion to a wealthy, elegant man. But beneath the costume, Halley is just a nobody, while Nick remains a baron. After the festivities, the fantasy is over; Halley's simply not in his class. After Nick tracks down his mystery lady, Halley is sure that he'll discover his mistake and run for the hills. Instead, he is all charm, teasing smiles, and gentle caresses, as if he never stepped out of character. How can she trust that this gentleman is the real Nick, and not just a part he plays? And how could Nick fall for a woman he wouldn't have given the time of day a week before? Unless they start being honest with each other, Halley and Nick will lose each again--this time, forever.Includes a special message from the editor, as well as excerpts from these Loveswept titles: Remember the Time, The Vow, This Fierce Splendor, Lightning That Lingers, Tall, Dark, and Lonesome, Dream Lover, and Legends.
Barón
by Kendra LittleJess Watson solo quiso ser una gran periodista de investigación, pero cuando la despiden por investigar al amigo de su editor, se esfuerza por encontrar más trabajo. En quiebra y desesperada, miente acerca de haber sido despedida para conseguir un trabajo escribiendo para el sitio web de noticias del barón de los medios Rayan Oakwood. Pero nada sale bien desde el primer día. Llegando tarde, choca con Rayan, choca con su nuevo jefe y descubre que sus emociones reprimidas siguen aflorando en los momentos más inconvenientes. Y no puede resistirse a Rayan. Es sexy, tiene el control, calma y no tiene idea de que ella mintió para conseguir el puesto. Si se entera, no es solo su trabajo el que está en juego. Es su corazón.
Baron (The Knickerbocker Club #2)
by Joanna ShupeNew York City's Gilded Age shines as bright as the power-wielding men of the Knickerbocker Club. And one pragmatic industrialist is about to learn that a man may make his own destiny, but love is a matter of fortune . . . Born into one of New York's most respected families, William Sloane is a railroad baron who has all the right friends in all the right places. But no matter how much success he achieves, he always wants more. Having secured his place atop the city's highest echelons of society, he's now setting his sights on a political run. Nothing can distract him from his next pursuit--except, perhaps, the enchanting con artist he never saw coming . . . Ava Jones has eked out a living the only way she knows how. As "Madame Zolikoff," she hoodwinks gullible audiences into believing she can communicate with the spirit world. But her carefully crafted persona is nearly destroyed when Will Sloane walks into her life--and lays bare her latest scheme. The charlatan is certain she can seduce the handsome millionaire into keeping her secret and using her skills for his campaign--unless he's the one who's already put a spell on her . . . Raves for Magnate "Original and captivating . . . Complex and layered." --Publishers Weekly, Starred "An engaging romance." -- Library Journal, Starred "A sexually charged, intense, poignant and powerfully written love story." --RT Book Reviews "A beautiful romance . . . Sexy and clever." --The Washington Post
Baron Bagge
by Alexander Lernet-HoleniaThis astonishing short novel concerns the unfathomable, otherworldly experiences of an aristocratic young calvary officer in WWI A novel of love and valor, war and stupidity, life and death (as well as what may lay beyond our mortal coils), Baron Bagge concerns a young Austrian cavalry lieutenant in the Carpathian mountains at the beginning of WWI. The baron leads a desperate charge across a bridge to meet the Russian forces, following the orders of his mentally unstable commander: “We were soon to have proof of his unreliability… But perhaps it is not right to place the blame on him. Perhaps his foolishness was merely the instrument of fate, and the disaster into which he led his squadron, the slaughter of so many men and horses, took place in order that something which could no longer happen within the realm of the living—because it was too late—could happen after life.” And, swaying in a kind of fugue, the baron wanders off the bridge into unknown realms, where—mesmerized by Lernet-Holenia’s phosphorescent style—the reader joins his waking dream.
The Baron Brand (A Martin Baron Novel)
by Jory ShermanIt is the eve of the Civil War, but the ranchers of the Rio Grande Valley are already fighting--amongst themselves and with the fierce Apaches. Martin Baron finds himself in battle against his own neighbor, Matteo Aguilar, and must fight daily to keep his family safe.Martin's proud and heart-sick son Anson, must leave leave all he knows and loves to head off an attack by an Apache chief against the ranch's settlers. But without his son at home to help protect the ranch, everything the Baron's have worked so hard to create is in danger of being destroyed. The Baron Range is a story as rich as Texas itself, as the men and women struggle against all odds for wealth, power, and peace of mind in savage and uncertain world. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
The Baron in the Trees
by Ann Goldstein Italo CalvinoA landmark new translation of a Calvino classic, a whimsical, spirited novel that imagines a life lived entirely on its own terms Cosimo di Rondó, a young Italian nobleman of the eighteenth century, rebels against his parents by climbing into the trees and remaining there for the rest of his life. He adapts efficiently to an existence in the forest canopy—he hunts, sows crops, plays games with earth-bound friends, fights forest fires, solves engineering problems, and even manages to have love affairs. From his perch in the trees, Cosimo sees the Age of Enlightenment pass by and a new century dawn. The Baron in the Trees exemplifies Calvino’s peerless ability to weave tales that sparkle with enchantment. This new English rendering by acclaimed translator Ann Goldstein breathes new life into one of Calvino’s most beloved works.
Baron Korff
by Naftoli EhrmannA pious Galician Jew finds an abandoned Christian baby boy and raises him with his own children for the first nine years of his life. The uncanny wisdom of an old rabbi, the perceptive eye of a Galician count, the overwhelming guilt of a Russian baron, the disciplined brilliance of a Romanian ex-abbot, and the sublime orchestration of a fascinating cast of supporting characters all add ferment to the fascinating developments in this extraordinary boy's life. Join Abram on his quest to find himself to find his way in life, and to solve the mystery of his origin.
The Baron Next Door: A Prelude to a Kiss Novel
by Erin KnightleyCharity Effington learned two valuable lessons from her first betrothal: 1) When one loses the attention of an earl, one gains the attention of every gossip in London. 2) Despite the lingering scandal, she's not prepared to marry for anything less than love. After an exhausting Season, Bath's first annual music festival offers Charity the perfect escape. Between her newly formed trio and her music-loving grandmother, Charity is free to play the pianoforte to her heart's content. That is, until their insufferably rude, though undeniably handsome, neighbor tells her to keep the "infernal racket" to a minimum. Hugh Danby, Baron Cadgwith, may think he's put an end to the noise, but he has no idea what he's begun. Though the waters of Bath provide relief from the suffering of his war injuries, he finds his new neighbor bothersome, vexing, and...inexplicably enchanting. Before long, Hugh suspects that even if his body heals, it's his heart that might end up broken.