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My Life as a Human Hairball (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #15)
by Bill MyersAccidentally miniaturized in a lab, thirteen-year-old Wally and his friend Wall Street travel through the inside of a person's body, viewing his anatomy and marveling at the wonders of God's creation.
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #7)
by Bill MyersWally McDoogle as team mascot for the Middle town Super Chickens is calamity enough until he is also thrown in to play goalie.
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #7)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.
My Life as a Man (Vintage International)
by Philip RothA fiction-within-a-fiction, a labyrinthine edifice of funny, mournful, and harrowing meditations on the fatal impasse between a man and a woman, My Life as a Man is Roth's most blistering novel. At its heart lies the marriage of Peter and Maureen Tarnopol, a gifted young writer and the woman who wants to be his muse but who instead is his nemesis. Their union is based on fraud and shored up by moral blackmail, but it is so perversely durable that, long after Maureen's death, Peter is still trying—and failing—to write his way free of it. Out of desperate inventions and cauterizing truths, acts of weakness, tenderheartedness, and shocking cruelty, Philip Roth creates a work worthy of Strindberg—a fierce tragedy of sexual need and blindness.
My Life as a Screaming Skydiver (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #14)
by Bill MyersWhen Wally becomes involved in international espionage, rocket-powered toilet paper, and exploding dental floss, he ends up having to become a skydiver to save his life and the entire free world.
My Life as a Skysurfing Skateboarder (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #27)
by Bill MyersThrough a series if incredible misadventures, our boy blunder finds himself participating in the Skateboard Championship of the Universe. It is a tough crowd where anything goes as long as you win. Amidst the incredible chaotic chaos by incurably corrupt competitors, Wally learns there is more to life than winning.
My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #1)
by Bill MyersWhen twelve-year-old Wally, a computer whiz kid who is a "walking disaster area," and the bully of Camp Wahkah-Wahkah find themselves fighting for their lives together, Wally realizes that even his worst enemy needs Jesus.
My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce (The\incredible Worlds Of Wally Mcdoogle Ser. #1)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.The first in Bill Myer’s witty and wacky fiction series, My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God.
My Life as a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #26)
by Bill MyersTake another hilarious romp through Wally's incredible worlds as he learns the importance of trusting God even when things don't make sense. For just a few days, Wally gets to run his life his way. Meaning, he can do or be or have whatever he wants. But soon catastrophe piles upon catastrophe, and Wally begs God for things to go back the way they were.
My Life as a Supersized Superhero... with Slobber (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #28)
by Bill MyersAt last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness.Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #10)
by Bill MyersAfter a future version of himself travels back in time to warn Wally of an upcoming accident, he is confronted by multiple future Wallys arguing that he must not try to rewrite God's plan for his life.
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #6)
by Bill MyersForty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters... Hostile pirates... A ghost ship... And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #6)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not.Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.
My Life as Alien Monster Bait (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #2)
by Bill Myers"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride, until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.
My Life as Alien Monster Bait (The\incredible Worlds Of Wally Mcdoogle Ser. #No. 2)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. “Hollyweird” comes to Middletown! Wally’s a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical “Mutant from Mars!” It’s a close race as to which will consume Wally first – the disaster-plagued special-effects “monster” or his own out-of-control pride … until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God’s command for humility.My Life as Alien Monster Bait keep young readers laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves “star treatment.”
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #8)
by Bill MyersWhen accident-prone Wally McDoogle finds himself a part of a space shuttle mission, he learns a lesson about the importance of obeying the rules.
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #8)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me."Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too."So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
by Bill MyersChased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle.My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #4)
by Bill MyersChased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #4)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives!This isn&’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
by Bill MyersIt was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #5)
by Bill MyersIt was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally ends. And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #5)
by Bill MyersClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.
My Life as Invisible Intestines with Intense Indigestion (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #20)
by Bill MyersWally McDoogle, young writer of superhero stories, has a series of misadventures when Wall Street and Opera decide he should use his sudden invisibility to make money and have fun.
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #11)
by Bill MyersThirteen-year-old Wally must learn to trust God when his Career Day assignment on the local water management facility leads him to a rumor of a lake monster and a real scheme that threatens the town.