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I'm More Dateable than a Plate of Refried Beans: And Other Romantic Observations
by Ginny HoganFrom comedian Ginny Hogan, this laugh-out-loud collection of humor observations explores all the ups and downs of modern romance.Through hilarious, absurd-yet-relatable short stories, quizzes, over-think pieces, and more, Hogan details every stage of a modern relationship—from meeting on an app to becoming official, to breaking up or getting married, to being single.Find out how to successfully ignore any and all red flags. Take a quiz to see if that anxiety attack you're having means you're in a new relationship or if it's that cold brew you just chugged. Read chilling tales about the unfortunate few who actually did lose their phones (they didn’t mean to ghost you, they promise).Begging to be shared with friends or sat next to your phone full of Tinder notifications, I'm More Dateable than a Plate Of Refried Beans is the ultimate humor book for anyone who is dating or has ever dated.LAUGH-OUT-LOUD HUMOR FOR ALL: This hilarious book has a little something for everybody, whether you're single, dating, married, monogamous, polyamorous—you name it!UNIQUE CONTENT: Full of absurd yet relatable stories, quirky lists, quizzes and more, this is a nice repose to other modern dating books, whose pages try to offer sincere advice. Modern dating is weird and sometimes you just need to commiserate and laugh!GREAT GIFT: This book begs to be shared, a fun gift for your single friends, friends who are dating, and even your friends who are married!Perfect for:• Anyone who has dated or is dating• Galentine's day, birthday, and holiday shoppers• Parents looking for gifts for their tech-savvy Millennial and Gen Z kids• Fans of How to Date Men when You Hate Men by Blythe Roberson, Notes from the Bathroom Line by Amy Solomon, and No One Asked for This by Cazzie David
I'm Not Devil King's Wet Nurse!: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Pa QiangDeXingHongCan't I be wrong? In the beginning, I was the one who made you stupid. Although the way I transmigrated was wrong, I was responsible. But why are you still holding on to me? You've already recovered from your stupidity and turned from a fool to a world-shaking Demon Emperor! I'm not a wet nurse!"Xuan." With a domineering expression, Feng Wuqing dragged the person onto the bed. Ling Xuan's hand was tightly clutching the floor, leaving behind ten parallel lines."Damn!" Let go of your father! I'm not your wet nurse! And I am straight! "A new pit had been opened. It was a clear sign of elation. My own mother has a strong character, definitely HE!
I'm Not Devil King's Wet Nurse!: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by Pa QiangDeXingHongCan't I be wrong? In the beginning, I was the one who made you stupid. Although the way I transmigrated was wrong, I was responsible. But why are you still holding on to me? You've already recovered from your stupidity and turned from a fool to a world-shaking Demon Emperor! I'm not a wet nurse!"Xuan." With a domineering expression, Feng Wuqing dragged the person onto the bed. Ling Xuan's hand was tightly clutching the floor, leaving behind ten parallel lines."Damn!" Let go of your father! I'm not your wet nurse! And I am straight! "A new pit had been opened. It was a clear sign of elation. My own mother has a strong character, definitely HE!
I'm Not Devil King's Wet Nurse!: Volume 3 (Volume 3 #3)
by Pa QiangDeXingHongCan't I be wrong? In the beginning, I was the one who made you stupid. Although the way I transmigrated was wrong, I was responsible. But why are you still holding on to me? You've already recovered from your stupidity and turned from a fool to a world-shaking Demon Emperor! I'm not a wet nurse!"Xuan." With a domineering expression, Feng Wuqing dragged the person onto the bed. Ling Xuan's hand was tightly clutching the floor, leaving behind ten parallel lines."Damn!" Let go of your father! I'm not your wet nurse! And I am straight! "A new pit had been opened. It was a clear sign of elation. My own mother has a strong character, definitely HE!
I'm Not Devil King's Wet Nurse!: Volume 4 (Volume 4 #4)
by Pa QiangDeXingHongCan't I be wrong? In the beginning, I was the one who made you stupid. Although the way I transmigrated was wrong, I was responsible. But why are you still holding on to me? You've already recovered from your stupidity and turned from a fool to a world-shaking Demon Emperor! I'm not a wet nurse!"Xuan." With a domineering expression, Feng Wuqing dragged the person onto the bed. Ling Xuan's hand was tightly clutching the floor, leaving behind ten parallel lines."Damn!" Let go of your father! I'm not your wet nurse! And I am straight! "A new pit had been opened. It was a clear sign of elation. My own mother has a strong character, definitely HE!
I'm Not Her
by Janet GurtlerBrainy Tess Smith is the younger sibling of the beautiful, popular, volleyball-scholarship-bound Kristina. When Kristina is diagnosed with bone cancer, it drastically changes both sisters' lives. Sometimes the things that annoy us the most about our siblings are the ones we'd miss the most if we lost them.
I'm Not Here to Make Friends
by Andrew YangTerrace House meets Loveboat, Taipei in this fun, frothy, incisive YA debut, following two teens and their unforgettable summer on a reality show.When Sabine Zhang is picked for Hotel California, a teen reality show with an all-Asian cast, she jumps at the opportunity. As one of few Asians at her high school in the Midwest, she’s always felt as if she was playing a side character in someone else’s story. But on this show, she’ll finally have a chance to step into the spotlight.All Yoona Bae wants is to get away. The girls at church think she’s mean, her mom thinks she’s a troublemaker, and she’s tired of fighting against her unearned bad reputation. So when she’s invited to appear on Hotel California, Yoona sees it as an opportunity to chill out, make some friends, maybe even get a tan.But life on the show isn’t all sunshine and self-actualization. The producers want drama at all costs, even if it means pitting Sabine and Yoona against each other. With the season finale looming, can the girls figure out a peaceful way forward, before they lose control of their own narratives?
I'm Not Supposed to Be in the Dark
by Riss M. Neilson"Family secrets, broken friendships, spirit possession, and natural magic. This book will haunt you until the very end and long after you finish." - Rachel Menard, award-winning author of Game of Strength and Storm & Clash of Fate and Fury"Neilson’s sophomore novel is a haunting love story for the ages, perfectly layered and exquisitely told. " —Buzzfeed From the author of Deep in Providence comes a paranormal young adult romance that follows a teen convinced that her best friend–turned-enemy is possessed by a ghost, perfect for fans of White Smoke and Twilight.Seventeen-year-old Aria Cayetano dreams of ghosts. She used to see them too, but thanks to a special tea brewed by her grandfather, Aria’s connection to the spirit world has been severed. Until a decades old rosebush suddenly dies across the street, convincing Aria that something supernatural is happening in her neighborhood.She aches to investigate it, but the rosebush sits on her ex-best friend Derek Johnson’s front lawn, and she can't question him because he hates her now. Aria doesn't know what drove them apart years ago, but she does know Derek's been acting strange for weeks, sneaking out in the dead of night to who knows where.Then, days after the rosebush dies, Derek begins speaking to her again. At least Aria thinks it’s him. Until she discovers there’s a ghost inside of Derek that will take his life if it doesn’t find what it’s searching for. As Aria and Derek race to uncover the mystery, another kind of magic takes them by surprise: love. But Aria has to decide how far she’s willing to go to save Derek, especially when helping the ghost means tapping into whatever the tea has buried inside of her.Bone-chilling and spellbinding, I’m Not Supposed to Be in the Dark is an alluring ghost story that’s about exorcising the past to find a future to believe in."In Neilson's hands, a ghost story is never just a ghost story—teenage rebellion and friendship troubles are woven together with captivating imagery, compelling characters, and yes, ghosts. This book is a study in the lengths we will go to in order to protect those we love. A study in knowing when to let go and when to hold on—even if it means risking ourselves in the process." - Lillie Lainoff, author of One For All
I'm Not Your Empress: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Xin YueWoman in my palace you are my woman xi menyi overbearing arrogant tone let jiang meiqi frowned arrogant man i see many you are not the first but miss ben is not afraid to tell you the more crazy man miss ben is less interested jiang meiqi sneered the male creatures in this world have the characteristics of arrogance she had already learned simenyi is not special
I'm Not Your Other Half
by Caroline B. CooneyA high school junior finds the perfect boyfriend . . . but is he too good to be true?Chapman High juniors Fraser and Annie have been best friends forever. They're each missing only one critical thing: the right boyfriend. Then Annie meets Price. And Fraser meets the guy of her dreams.Gorgeous, sensitive, and considerate, Michael is the perfect boyfriend. Before long, he and Fraser are spending every free minute together. But that's the trouble--Fraser has no time for herself. She's starting to give things up for him, like the Madrigal choir she loves. Worst of all, she's drifting away from her friends. She feels smothered, as if she can't make a move without Michael--as if she's losing her life. And the same thing is happening to Annie . . .I'm Not Your Other Half tells a story of friendship and romance, first dates and first love. It's also a novel about the choices and compromises we make, asking the question, Can anyone ever really be perfect?
I'm Only Wicked with You: The Palace of Rogues (The Palace of Rogues #3)
by Julie Anne LongUSA Today bestselling author Julie Anne Long continues her Palace of Rogues series with a brand-new romance about an ambitious American and a headstrong British heiress.He’s the battle-hardened son of a bastard, raised in the wilds of New York. She’s the sheltered, blue-blooded darling of the London broadsheets, destined to marry a duke. Their worlds could only collide in a boardinghouse by the London docks...and when they do, the sparks would ignite all of England. Nothing can stop Hugh Cassidy’s drive to build an American empire...unless it’s his new nemesis, the arrogant, beautiful, too-clever-by-half Lady Lillias Vaughn. The fascination is mutual. The temptation is merciless. And the inevitable indiscretion? Soul-searing—and the ruination of them both. Hugh’s proposal salvages Lillias’s honor but kills their dreams for their futures...until they arrive at a plan that could honorably set them free. But unraveling their entanglement inadvertently uncovers enthralling truths: about Lillias’s wounded, tender heart and fierce spirit. About Hugh’s stunning gentleness, depth, and courage. Soon Hugh knows that as surely as he’d fight a thousand battles to win her...the best way to love Lillias means breaking his own heart.
Im Rausch betrogen
by Verena Sophia Lyon Selena LaurenceJoss Jamison ist der heiße, aber schwermütige Leadsänger der angesagtesten Rockband der Nation: „Lush“. Er ist stolz darauf, alles im Griff zu haben: die Musik, das Geschäftliche, sich selbst. Aber er hat alles, was ihm wichtig ist, aufs Spiel gesetzt, als er von seinen Gefühlen ein einziges Mal überrannt wurde und er für eine folgenschwere Nacht die Kontrolle verliert. Mel DiLorenzo hat schon ihr ganzes Leben auf die Chance gewartet, ihre Begabung für den Fotojournalismus beweisen zu können. Als ihre ältere Schwester Mel ihr anbietet, die World Tour der Band „Lush“ zu dokumentieren, ergreift Mel sofort die Chance. Schnell findet sie sich jedoch wieder inmitten einer Band, die sich am Rand des Abgrunds bewegt und deren unglaublich heißer Leadsänger hinter ihr her ist. Auf der Tournee funkt es heftig zwischen beiden: im Tourbus, in Hotels und in Konzerthallen. Mel und Joss erfahren, dass der Rock ‘n Roll ein wirklich wilder Ritt sein kann.
I'm So (Not) Over You
by Kosoko JacksonOne of... Essence's New Books We Can&’t Wait To Read In 2022 Oprah Daily&’s Most Anticipated Romance Novels of 2022 Buzzfeed&’s Highly Anticipated LGBTQ Romance Novels in 2022 Popsugar's New Romance Novels That Will Make You Fall in Love With 2022 BookRiot&’s Most Anticipated New Adult Romance Reads For Spring 2022 E! News and LifeSavvy&’s February Books to Fall in Love With Bustle&’s Most Anticipated Books of February Betches&’ Books You Need to Read in 2022A chance to rewrite their ending is worth the risk in this swoony romantic comedy from Kosoko Jackson. It&’s been months since aspiring journalist Kian Andrews has heard from his ex-boyfriend, Hudson Rivers, but an urgent text has them meeting at a café. Maybe Hudson wants to profusely apologize for the breakup. Or confess his undying love. . . But no, Hudson has a favor to ask—he wants Kian to pretend to be his boyfriend while his parents are in town, and Kian reluctantly agrees. The dinner doesn&’t go exactly as planned, and suddenly Kian is Hudson&’s plus one to Georgia&’s wedding of the season. Hudson comes from a wealthy family where reputation is everything, and he really can&’t afford another mistake. If Kian goes, he&’ll help Hudson preserve appearances and get the opportunity to rub shoulders with some of the biggest names in media. This could be the big career break Kian needs. But their fake relationship is starting to feel like it might be more than a means to an end, and it&’s time for both men to fact-check their feelings.
I'm Still Here
by Clélie AvitA modern-day Sleeping Beauty story of love and hope, perfect for fans of Jojo Moyes. 'A rare and beautiful novel' (Daily Mail)Elsa has been in a coma for five months. With all hope of reviving her gone, her family must face the devastating fact that it might be time to turn off her life support.What they don't know is that in the past few weeks Elsa has regained partial consciousness - she just has no way of telling them.Thibault is in the same hospital visiting his brother and, seeking a retreat, finds his way into Elsa's room. When he begins to talk to her, he doesn't realise she can hear every word - and that he is giving her a reason to wake up.And so begins a love story that might just save both their lives...
I'm Still Here
by Clélie AvitElsa has been in a coma for five months. With all hope of reviving her gone, her family and doctors are having to face the devastating fact that it might be time to turn off her life support... They don't realise that in the past few weeks Elsa has regained partial consciousness; she knows where she is and can hear everyone talking around her bed, but she has no way of telling them she's there.Thibault is in the same hospital visiting his brother, a drunk driver responsible for the deaths of two teenage girls. Thibault's emotions are in turmoil and, needing a retreat, he finds his way into Elsa's room. Seeing her lying there so peacefully, he finds it hard to believe she is not just sleeping. Thibault begins to visit Elsa regularly. As he learns more about her through her family and friends, he begins to realise that he is developing feelings for her. And when he talks to her, he can't help feeling that she can hear his every word...For Elsa, his visits are like a breath of fresh air. Here is finally someone who speaks to her as if she is a real life person. Who makes her laugh. And who gives her something to fight for... And so begins a love story that might just save both their lives...(P)2016 Hodder & Stoughton
I'm Still Here (Je Suis Là)
by Clelie Avit Lucy FosterElsa has been in a coma for five months. With all hope of reviving her gone, her family and doctors are having to face the devastating fact that it might be time to turn off her life support... They don't realise that in the past few weeks Elsa has regained partial consciousness; she knows where she is and can hear everyone talking around her bed, but she has no way of telling them she's there.Thibault is in the same hospital visiting his brother, a drunk driver responsible for the deaths of two teenage girls. Thibault's emotions are in turmoil and, needing a retreat, he finds his way into Elsa's room. Seeing her lying there so peacefully, he finds it hard to believe she is not just sleeping. Thibault begins to visit Elsa regularly. As he learns more about her through her family and friends, he begins to realise that he is developing feelings for her. And when he talks to her, he can't help feeling that she can hear his every word...For Elsa, his visits are like a breath of fresh air. Here is finally someone who speaks to her as if she is a real life person. Who makes her laugh. And who gives her something to fight for... And so begins a love story that might just save both their lives...
I'm the Legitimate Wife: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by MockangleXu Mingwei was her name in this life. As the direct daughter of a noble family, her life was decided from the moment she was born. Growing up in the family, he married a man who was on the same side of the family. He made him his first wife, gave him children, and took care of his concubines in the backyard. For Xu Mingwei, who was educated under her legal wife, these were all things she could do easily. If one were to look back and see that she and Fu Heng had been married for five years, they would see that she had a pair of adorable children and a roomful of cuticles. From the beginning, she had never wished for such things like feelings. Unexpectedly, her husband suddenly asked her about this. If she didn't have it, how could she give it to him?
I'm the Legitimate Wife: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by MockangleXu Mingwei was her name in this life. As the direct daughter of a noble family, her life was decided from the moment she was born. Growing up in the family, he married a man who was on the same side of the family. He made him his first wife, gave him children, and took care of his concubines in the backyard. For Xu Mingwei, who was educated under her legal wife, these were all things she could do easily. If one were to look back and see that she and Fu Heng had been married for five years, they would see that she had a pair of adorable children and a roomful of cuticles. From the beginning, she had never wished for such things like feelings. Unexpectedly, her husband suddenly asked her about this. If she didn't have it, how could she give it to him?
I'm the Vampire, That's Why
by Michele BardsleyBroken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now I’m not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world. . . . I’m also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick O’Halloran, who’d generously offered his femoral artery to save me. But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can’t rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids’ future is at stake…figuratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldn’t mind finding myself attached to Patrick’s juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment. . . . .
I'm The Vampire, That's Why (Broken Heart, Oklahoma #1)
by Michele BardsleyBroken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twenty-something secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now I'm not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....I'm also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of super-hot vampire Patrick O'Halloran. But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can't rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids' future is at stake...as is my sex life. Once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don't know if I am ready for that kind of commitment...
I'm Watching You
by Mary BurtonReprinted Edition An obsessed killer is blazing a bloody trail near Richmond, Virginia, toward his ultimate prize--and only one homicide detective can hope to stop the madness. . . The first kill was easy. The second much easier. No guilt, no remorse, just a rush of adrenaline surging through him as each life drains away, and the pleasure of knowing their deaths help his beloved Lindsay. And there are so many more who deserve to die. . . The first twisted gift to Lindsay O'Neil arrives hidden in a bouquet of flowers. When her estranged husband, Detective Zack Kier, is assigned to the case, Lindsay's past comes back with a vengeance. Only Zack knows the dark secret she lives with--or so she thinks. Now nothing can prepare her for the nightmare to come--because everything Lindsay's stalker does is for her. And when she spurns his gifts, she and those she loves most become targets of a madman whose rage is growing, who is waiting, watching, closer than she ever feared. . . "Creepy and terrifying, it will give you chills. " --RT Book Reviews "Taut, compelling. . . Mary Burton delivers a page-turner. " –Carla Neggers, New York Times bestselling author
I'm Watching You
by Mary BurtonHis VictimsThe first kill was easy. The second even easier. No guilt, no remorse, just a rush of adrenaline surging through him as each life drained away, and the pleasure of knowing that their deaths would help his beloved Lindsay. And there are still so many more who deserve to die. . . His GameThe first twisted gift to Lindsay O'Neil arrives hidden in a bouquet of flowers. When her estranged husband, Detective Zack Kier, is assigned to the case, Lindsay's past comes back with a vengeance. Because only Zack knows the dark secret she liveswith - or so she thinks. Now nothing can prepare her for the nightmare to come. . . His ObsessionEverything Lindsay's stalker does, every life he takes, is for her. But when Lindsay spurns his gifts, she and those she loves most become targets of a depraved madman whose rage is growing, and who is waiting, watching, closer than she ever feared . . . www. maryburton. com
I'm Watching You
by Mary BurtonReprinted EditionAn obsessed killer is blazing a bloody trail near Richmond, Virginia, toward his ultimate prize--and only one homicide detective can hope to stop the madness. . .The first kill was easy. The second much easier. No guilt, no remorse, just a rush of adrenaline surging through him as each life drains away, and the pleasure of knowing their deaths help his beloved Lindsay. And there are so many more who deserve to die. . .The first twisted gift to Lindsay O'Neil arrives hidden in a bouquet of flowers. When her estranged husband, Detective Zack Kier, is assigned to the case, Lindsay's past comes back with a vengeance. Only Zack knows the dark secret she lives with--or so she thinks. Now nothing can prepare her for the nightmare to come--because everything Lindsay's stalker does is for her. And when she spurns his gifts, she and those she loves most become targets of a madman whose rage is growing, who is waiting, watching, closer than she ever feared. . ."Creepy and terrifying, it will give you chills." --RT Book Reviews"Taut, compelling. . .Mary Burton delivers a page-turner." -Carla Neggers, New York Times bestselling author
I'm Watching You
by Karen RoseBuilding on COUNT TO TEN's success, I'M WATCHING YOU confirms Karen Rose's status as the new queen of the thriller. Star prosecutor Kristen Mayhew has a dangerous, secret admirer. He seems to knows her every thought, her every move. He sends her letters. And he kills the criminals she herself is powerless to stop. This avenger even knows Kristen's deepest secret - the one that has made her keep her distance from Abe Reagan, the police detective sent to protect her. In the shadow of a calculating serial killer, the two have no alternative but to work together if they are to stop the messages and halt the vicious murders. Because sooner or later, the killer's obsessive need for retribution will make Kristen a target and then their real problems will begin...
I'm With Cupid
by Anna StaniszewskiMarcus is a Cupid. Lena is a Reaper. Opposites attract in the exciting new Switched At First Kiss series by the acclaimed author of The Dirt Diary. Dared to kiss the adorkable Marcus Torelli at a party, Lena thinks it's the perfect opportunity to cross First Kiss off her list of "Things to Accomplish Before I Turn Fourteen. " It's only when she gets sent on an assignment the next day she realizes something went horribly wrong. That ZING she felt wasn't the thrill of her first kiss - she and Marcus have swapped powers! Lena is not your average eighth grader, she's a soul collector with an serious job to do. And Marcus turns out to be a supernatural matchmaker (like cupid, but without the diaper). Now logical Lena finds herself with the love touch, and sweet, sentimental Marcus has death at his fingertips. The truth is that Lena should never have taken that dare. . . because one little kiss has Lena and Marcus in a whole lotta trouble.