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Muffled Drum
by ErastesBohemia, 1866They met in a port-side tavern, their lust-filled moments stolen from days of marching and madness. After eighteen months, Captain Rudolph von Ratzlaff and First Lieutenant Mathias Hofmann have decided to run away from everything they hold dear. Resigning their commissions is social suicide, but there's no other choice. Someone will eventually see Rudolph's partiality toward Mathias. Now their plans have gone horribly awry... When Mathias goes to Rudolph's tent after their last battle, his lover looks at him without a hint of recognition. Mathias can hardly believe the man he knew is gone. He wants to fill in so many of Rudolph's missing memories, but the doctor says a shock could result in permanent damage. The pain of seeing Rudolph on a daily basis, when Rudolph doesn't remember their love, is excruciating. Now Mathias must decide whether he wants to fight for the man he loves or forget him completely...43,000 words
Mug Shot: A Java Jive Mystery (Java Jive #2)
by Caroline FardigFull of humor and suspense, the bestselling Java Jive series heats up as the irrepressible heroine of Death Before Decaf faces off against Nashville's upper crust to solve a shocking murder. Former musician Juliet Langley has barely had a day off since taking over management of the coffeehouse owned by her best friend, Pete Bennett. But there's always more to be done--such as prepping for the annual Holiday 5K Race organized by Pete's snobby socialite girlfriend, Cecilia Hollingsworth. This year, Java Jive has a booth right at the finish line, and since Juliet and Cecilia don't always see eye to eye, everything has to be perfect. Nothing can go wrong. Nothing . . . like Juliet stumbling over Cecilia's dead body on the morning of the race. When Pete is arrested for Cecilia's murder, Juliet sets out to clear his name. She'll do whatever it takes--even if it means standing up to the police, her ex-boyfriend, and the grande dames of Nashville. But there isn't enough espresso in the world for the greatest challenge in her path: infiltrating Nashville's high society to uncover the hidden hotbed of scandal without running afoul of the law herself. With her last dime staked on Pete's bail bond and her staff growing jittery, the last thing Juliet needs is for her trademark temper to land her behind bars. As time drips away, Juliet needs to crack this case before the killer comes back for another shot.
Mug Shots
by Keelan EllisWorking in a coffee shop and spending his nights alone is all Neil thinks he can handle after returning from military service. When Detective Macon Chance starts flirting with him, his first reaction is to dismiss it. Rather than admit his attraction, Neil tells himself he finds Chance annoying.But the detective is nothing if not persistent. Despite the obvious spark between them, nothing is simple. Both men have plenty of issues of their own to sort through if they’re going to make it work.
Mujer comprada
by Julia JamesSin dinero y en venta...Cuatro años atrás, Sophie había amado a Nikos Kazandros con todo su corazón. Lo que no había imaginado era que Nikos le robase la virginidad y después la abandonara...Ahora, necesitada de dinero, recurrió a un trabajo que jamás habría considerado de no ser por encontrarse en una situación desesperada. Pero todo salió mal desde la primera noche, cuando se encontró con Nikos accidentalmente.Nikos se escandalizó al ver cómo se ganaba la vida Sophie y decidió poner fin a aquello. Pero la única forma de conseguirlo era no perderla de vista y pagar por pasar tiempo con ella...
Mujeres que pisan fuerte (Pack con: Un nuevo comienzo | El mal causado | Redención | Y a ti te prometo la luna)
by Varios AutoresUn homenaje a la mujer en este pack con cuatro novelas de Selecta. Cuatro historias diferentes que tienen en común a sus protagonistas. Mujeres que pisan fuerte, valientes, pasionales, únicas... Un nuevo comienzo, Victoria Magno Después de que la mujer a la que una vez amó lo abandonara tras abortar a su hijo, Jared decidió cerrar su corazón y dedicarse por completo a su trabajo en el hospital. Hasta que un día, una joven de sonrisa grácil y humor ligero aparece en la puerta de su casa. Jenny es madre de una pequeña con autismo, recién divorciada de un hombre frío y narcisista. A falta de recursos económicos, decide mudarse con su abuela a Massachusetts. Es allí donde conoce a su vecino Jared, un amable y atractivo médico que prontose convierte en su mejor amigo. Sin embargo, todo cambiará entre los dos cuando ella descubra que su marido desapareció dejándole un último recuerdo... --------------------------- El mal causado, Díaz de Tuesta Tras lo ocurrido diez años antes, un hecho terrible que la impulsó a abandonar su hogar, Natalia regresa a Bilbao. Hija de Salvador Chueca, un detective privado que considera que su mundo no es apropiado para una mujer, decide trabajar con el hombre que en el pasado le causó tanto daño, pero del que sigue enamorada, a pesar de todo. Javier Balboa, hijo de la amante de Salvador, jamás le ha perdonado que no se casase con su madre. En su momento, siendo un muchacho lleno de dolor y furia, intentó vengarse de él a través de su hija Natalia, pero fue un mal que se volvió en su contra, pues llevaba consigo su propia penitencia. Desde entonces, nunca ha podido olvidarla y sabe que será poco probable que ella le perdone. --------------------------- Redención, Ebony Clark Devonshire, Inglaterra. A finales del siglo XIX, la joven Ofelia, huyendo de su despótico y perverso tío, abandona el único hogar que ha conocido y se aventura en un matrimonio por poderes, al otro lado del océano, con un hombre a quien jamás ha visto. Bisbee, Condado de Cochise, Arizona. El destino hace que Jacob Turner, el hombre al que apodan El Diablo, despose a una joven aparentemente frágil y silenciosa. De pronto, Ofelia se encuentra sola en un mundo hostil dominado por la codicia y los prejuicios e intentará demostrar a su esposo que incluso un corazón que aparenta estar muerto, puede volver a latir... --------------------------- Y a ti te prometo la luna, Marion S. Lee Jake Mensfield vive la vida que le gusta. Es un tipo simpático, guapo y encantador, por lo que no le falta compañía femenina cuando quiere. No busca complicaciones, nunca trata de fingir otra cosa con tal de poder pasar un buen rato y es fiel a su propia regla: nunca hace promesas. Charlotte Broussard no lo ha tenido fácil. Como madre separada con tres hijos, su vida se restringe a cuidar de ellos y a su trabajo como enfermera en el hospital de una pequeña localidad. Y aunque su apretada agenda casi no le permite tener tiempo ni para respirar, en el fondo algo le dice que debe dejar de pensar solo en los demás y hacer un hueco para ella.
Mulberry Hollow (A Riverbend Romance #2)
by Denise HunterLiving life to the fullest always requires sacrifice.Avery Robinson decided to be a physician after helplessly watching her mother lose a battle with a terrible disease. Now at risk of developing the same illness, Avery guards her heart from love. She&’s driven to protect her loved ones as a workaholic doctor in the tiny mountain town of Riverbend Gap, North Carolina.Contractor Wes Garrett is hiking the Appalachian trail, in memory of the man who died saving his life, when an illness racks his body. After an agonizing fifteen-mile hike to Avery&’s clinic, he collapses on her doorstep. He recovers to find himself in debt again, this time to a beautiful doctor.When he decides to help her renovate a rundown carriage house, the obstacles to their attraction sprout like weeds—starting with the woman waiting for Wes at the end of the trail. Will he be able to relinquish the debt he owes his best friend? And will Avery find the courage to risk everything for love?The second book in Denise Hunter&’s popular Riverbend Romance series explores what it might be like to live fearlessly and free.&“A poignant romance that's perfect for fans of emotional love stories that capture your heart from the very first page. With her signature style, Denise Hunter whisks readers into a world where broken hearts are mended, lives are changed and love really does conquer all!&” —Courtney Walsh, New York Times bestselling authorSweet and thoughtful contemporary readBook 1: Riverbend Gap; Book 2: Mulberry Hollow; Book 3: Harvest MoonBook length: 86,000 wordsIncludes discussion questions for book clubs
Mulberry Moon
by Catherine Anderson<P>The New York Times bestselling author of New Leaf returns to Mystic Creek, Oregon, where a wounded heart finds a place to call home. . . . <P>After a career on the rodeo circuit, Ben Sterling longs to settle down on his farm and start a family like his brothers. He’s searched all over for the woman of his dreams. Yet the only one to spark his interest is the new owner of the local café. <P>Getting her attention, however, won’t be easy. Sissy Sue Bentley has worked hard to make it on her own, and she doesn’t need another man in her life. From her alcoholic father to the men she’s dated, who were after only one thing, they are nothing but trouble. Except Ben keeps showing up whenever she really needs help. <P>Sissy struggles to deny her growing feelings for him—but soon Ben’s tender concern has her hoping for a happier future. Then her past comes barreling back into her life, and it will take more than the love in Ben’s heart to hold them together. <P><b>A New York Times Bestseller</b>
Mulligan
by Nora RothThe only thing between Jesse Yates and the top of the air hockey leaderboard is Cameron Greene. When Cameron returns home from college unannounced and knocks the win out of Jesse's reach, the last thing Jesse plans to do is strike up a friendship with the guy he dislikes on principle. But Cameron charms Jesse without even seeming to try, and the attraction and friendly rivalry between them soon leads to something more. Everything is perfect until the world as Jesse knows it comes crashing down when Cameron's secrets are revealed. Before Jesse can find his balance, Cameron is gone without a word, leaving Jesse alone with anger and grief--hoping against hope for a second chance.
Mulligan Magic - Divinamente stregati
by Deb StoverIn questo incantevole seguito di Mulligan Stew – Maledetti per amore, la pluripremiata autrice Deb Stover torna nella vasta campagna irlandese, dove un pizzico di magia su un'antica isola può far sbocciare amori ardenti e passioni profonde… Maggie Mulligan è al settimo cielo per essere tornata a Ballybronagh, circondata dal suo vivace clan. Tutto ciò che desidera è riuscire a raccogliere abbastanza fondi per mantenere aperta la scuola locale e continuare a fare l'insegnante. Allora, perché è così sconcertata dal misterioso americano che è appena arrivato in paese? Nick Desmond, ex detective di New York, è arrivato a Ballybronagh sotto copertura, e progetta di raccogliere prove sufficienti a incastrare l'assassino di suo padre. In breve tempo, però, Nick comincia a sentirsi combattuto tra il suo desiderio di vendetta a lungo trattenuto e l'altro, travolgente, desiderio per quella bellissima insegnante. Se non farà attenzione, la sua passione per Maggie lo confonderà, e le ripercussioni saranno molto più pericolose della missione per la quale è partito...
Mulligan Stew - Maledetti per amore
by Deb StoverUn castello irlandese maledetto, due amanti dai destini intrecciati e cibo delizioso che rallegra anche gli animi più tristi... Bridget Mulligan, madre vedova e aspirante chef, lascia la sua cittadina del Tennessee e l’unica casa che abbia mai avuto per portare il figlio in Irlanda dai suoceri che non hai mai visto prima. Tutti i membri del clan Mulligan li accolgono come parte della famiglia, eccetto uno: il cognato Riley, che crede Bridget un’imbrogliona a caccia di eredità. Tuttavia, quando l’antica maledizione di famiglia attira Bridget al castello ormai chiuso e proibito di proprietà dei Mulligan, Riley deve affrontare tutti i suoi demoni, sia passati che presenti, assieme al potente e burrascoso desiderio che sia lui sia Bridget provano l’uno per l’altra.
Mulligans: A Novel
by Charlie David2nd EditionChase never had many friends, but at college, he meets and forms close ties with straight jock Tyler Davidson--a connection he fears he'll lose if he tells Tyler he's gay. Keeping his sexuality secret becomes harder for Chase as he joins Tyler and his family at their idyllic lake house for the summer. It grows more and more difficult for Chase to avoid Tyler's attempts to set him up with girls, and he's tired of making excuses. Chase is ready to embrace the man he is, but he's afraid of what it will cost him. The Davidsons seem like the perfect family, but Chase soon realizes there's trouble in paradise. Tyler's dad, Nathan, has done everything to make a good life for his wife and children--including suppressing his sexuality and denying his needs for years. But like Chase, Nathan is growing weary of living a lie. What begins as an offer of support from Chase grows into an unexpected attraction that will have profound effects on everyone. Chase and the Davidsons are about to learn that there's no such thing as a perfect family, but that perfection isn't a requirement for friendship and love.First Edition published by Palari Publishing LLp, 2010.
Multi-threaded Love
by Satyajit DeshmukhKartik is a young and handsome boy studying in the final year at an engineering college. He does not have money, but his looks and dynamism attract girls.
Multimillonario Al Mando: Dirigiendo a los Jefes: Libro 12 (Dirigiendo a los Jefes – Serie #12)
by Lexy TImms¡El jefe ha vuelto! Del autor más vendido, Lexy Timms, llega un romance multimillonario que hará que te desmayes y te enamores de nuevo. Jamie Reid lleva una vida que la mayoría consideraría perfecta. Ella tiene un esposo por el que la mayoría de las mujeres moriría, tres maravillosos hijos y una familia que comienza a sentir que podría durar toda la vida. Incluso su madre, que alguna vez se creyó irredimible, parecía estar haciendo un intento sincero de cambiar su forma de ser y reencontrarse con sus hijas. Todo sería perfecto, si solo su vida ideal no se cayera repentinamente a su alrededor. Cuando la relación de su cuñado Mark con su esposa embarazada se deteriora profundamente, las consecuencias impactan a toda la familia. Las decisiones de Mark amenazan a Alex a distanciarse una vez más. Christine, lidiando todos los días con la tensión en el club de golf, parece estar volviendo a sus viejos hábitos. Su cambio de actitud ha comenzado a afectar el desempeño en el trabajo de su esposo Paul —asesor senior de Raid Enterprises—, llevando al estresado Alex, al límite. Jamie, apuntalando los restos desmoronados, no está segura de poder manejar la tensión. ¿Podrá arreglar las crecientes grietas, o su familia se desmoronará justo cuando finalmente se habían unido?
Multimillonario en Acción (Manejando a los Jefes #14)
by Lexy TimmsDe la autora de superventas, Lexy Timms, llega un romance de multimillonarios que hará que caigas enamorada una y otra vez. Jamie y Alex estaban seguros de que todo había terminado cuando finalmente recuperaron a Markie. Lo único que podía compensar la pesadilla de un hijo desaparecido era que se los devolvieran. Pero parece que la pesadilla no ha hecho más que empezar cuando Jamie descubre que la secuestradora era su propia madre. La situación viene acompañada de preguntas, y de dolor. Una pena a la que Alex no ayuda manteniendo una actitud de "te lo dije" que pone furiosa a Jamie. No sólo eso, sino que Alex también se opone rotundamente a disculparse con Christine por haberla acusado de ser la secuestradora, tanto con ella como con su marido. Paul, uno de los socios de mayor confianza de Alex, abandona Reid Enterprises como consecuencia de ello. Todo lo que Jamie quiere es que Alex reconozca sus errores. Después de todo, a la luz de la desaparición de su hijo, todos estaban bastante emocionales, y ello podría haber sido fácilmente un desliz en un momento de frustración. Pero Alex no cede, y eso los está separando. Por no hablar de que Christine no se habla con Jamie, y está luchando por asimilar la razón de su madre para estar entre rejas. ¿Serán Jamie y Alex capaces de superar el mayor escollo que se han encontrado en su matrimonio? ¿O el peso del pasado reciente acabará por romperlos?
Multimillonario gana millones (la serie Dirigiendo a los Jefes #13)
by Lexy Timms¡El jefe ha vuelto! Del autor más vendido, Lexy Timms, llega un romance multimillonario que hará que te desmayes y te enamores de nuevo. A Reid Enterprises le está yendo bien, Jamie y Alex están en un buen momento, y aunque las cosas son difíciles a veces, nada supera a la familia. Cuando Erica entra a parto prematuro, Jamie revive la pesadilla de su propio y complicado parto. Pero es en ese momento en el cual la similitud termina. A Jamie le encanta tener hijos y traerlos al mundo era un milagro. Pero Erica no se siente de la misma manera, y pocos días después ella desaparece. Al mismo tiempo, Christine deja de responderle llamadas a Jamie. ¿Coincidencia? Justo cuando Jamie piensa que las cosas ya no podían empeorar, Markie es secuestrado. Los problemas están repentinamente de regreso a su propia casa, y esta vez, amenazan con destrozar a su familia. ¿A quién culpar? ¿Cómo pasó esto? ¿Y dónde están Erica y Christine? Mientras Jamie y Alex recuperen a Markie sano y salvo, no les importa la respuesta a esas preguntas. Pero tal vez deberían hacerlo.
Multiples Mystery
by Alice SharpeOlivia Capri knew giving birth to quads would cause a stir in her media-starved small town. But she didn't realize it would bring back Zac Bishop, the boy she'd once loved with all her teenage heart. Luckily, as sheriff, he'd returned just in time. It seemed someone was after her and her babies thanks to a past she knew nothing about. And though she knew whoever it was didn't stand a chance against Zac and his protective nature, reminiscing about old times stirred up too many long-buried emotions. Still, Zac assured her everything would be okay, all she had to do was trust him. And she did. With everythingbuther heart.
Multiples: A Short Story
by Robert SilverbergFor some people, one personality is just never enough. A story of duplicity from the Hugo and Nebula Award–winning author of Lord Valentine&’s Castle. Slowly, a climate of acceptance has been growing for people with divided personalities, especially in big cities like San Francisco. There are clubs with mirrors and lights that help people to switch and double, maybe even triple. When, like Cleo, you feel your world has become stale and cramped, they&’re the perfect place to meet someone. But first Cleo has to pretend that she&’s a multiple, because they&’re notoriously indifferent to singletons and their bland, overly simple selves. When she meets Van, she&’s able to pull off her masquerade for a week of bliss with him (and Paul, and Hal, and . . .). Or so she thinks. When Cleo is caught in her lie, she attempts to bow out gracefully. But Van doesn&’t want to lose her. In fact, he wants more of her. There could be a whole horde of selves inside of her—and he knows just how to get them out . . . &“In the thoughtful and emotionally evocative title story, &‘Multiples,&’ multiple personality &‘disorder&’ is normal, and indeed a desired state, creating an effective metaphor for the loneliness experienced by socially isolated individuals.&” —SF Site Praise for Robert Silverberg and his short stories &“When Silverberg is at the top of his form, no one is better.&” —George R. R. Martin, #1 New York Times–bestselling author &“Decades after being originally published, most of these stories are still just as entertaining and powerful as they were when first released. A singularly unique collection.&” —Kirkus Reviews
Mummy Said the F-Word: A totally laugh out loud page turner about having it all from top ten bestselling author
by Fiona Gibson'Oh my god I just loved this book... It made me laugh and cry and it was so, so very well written and witty and funny, especially the bits about her kids and their tantrums, so very true... Fab fab fab!!!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Cait is battling ever-present mum guilt, an ex-husband and an overflowing inbox. Can you blame her if she lets the F-word slip? Cait is a newly single mother of three. If keeping on top of the laundry wasn't enough, she now has her ex's new girlfriend to deal with. To make things worse, her writing career has descended into creating upbeat descriptions of personal hygiene products. So when she's offered a job on a magazine, she jumps at the chance. But she might be in over her head...Bambino is a glossy, weekly parenting bible aimed at yummy mummies. Cait will be the new agony aunt giving advice on how to be the perfect mother. At first, Cait relishes her new alter ego as an unflappable parent who rises above the chaos. But she soon she realises the people writing to her really do need her. Can Cait cut through the crap and give her fellow mums the help they actually need? A totally hilarious and heartfelt look at juggling motherhood, careers and relationships. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Alexandra Potter and Sophie Kinsella.Readers love Mummy Said the F-Word:'So funny! If you want to read a good book by a brilliant author that will make you laugh out loud, cry and exhale deeply with satisfaction then this is the book for you. I cannot say enough good things' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'I really loved this book... Frankly if I'd been the mummy in the story, I would have been saying more than the F word at times. So very real, but also very funny. Highly recommended!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Loved it. Absolutely loved this book it relates to everyday life with children and partners. Made me laugh out loud as well as making me smile. Highly recommend this book' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Absolutely brilliant. Just the right mix of humour, romance and parenting reality. I found myself laughing out loud and shedding a tear. Easy to read' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Loved it! Laugh out loud funny! Couldn't put it down! Funny and a great story!!!!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'An excellent read! At times inspiring, cringeworthy, edge-of-your-seat gripping, delightful, scary, hopeful, charming and exciting, this is a delightful read from start to finish!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Mummy Said the F-Word: A totally laugh out loud page turner about having it all from top ten bestselling author
by Fiona Gibson'Oh my god I just loved this book... It made me laugh and cry and it was so, so very well written and witty and funny, especially the bits about her kids and their tantrums, so very true... Fab fab fab!!!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Cait is battling ever-present mum guilt, an ex-husband and an overflowing inbox. Can you blame her if she lets the F-word slip? Cait is a newly single mother of three. If keeping on top of the laundry wasn't enough, she now has her ex's new girlfriend to deal with. To make things worse, her writing career has descended into creating upbeat descriptions of personal hygiene products. So when she's offered a job on a magazine, she jumps at the chance. But she might be in over her head...Bambino is a glossy, weekly parenting bible aimed at yummy mummies. Cait will be the new agony aunt giving advice on how to be the perfect mother. At first, Cait relishes her new alter ego as an unflappable parent who rises above the chaos. But she soon she realises the people writing to her really do need her. Can Cait cut through the crap and give her fellow mums the help they actually need? A totally hilarious and heartfelt look at juggling motherhood, careers and relationships. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Alexandra Potter and Sophie Kinsella.Readers love Mummy Said the F-Word:'So funny! If you want to read a good book by a brilliant author that will make you laugh out loud, cry and exhale deeply with satisfaction then this is the book for you. I cannot say enough good things' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'I really loved this book... Frankly if I'd been the mummy in the story, I would have been saying more than the F word at times. So very real, but also very funny. Highly recommended!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Loved it. Absolutely loved this book it relates to everyday life with children and partners. Made me laugh out loud as well as making me smile. Highly recommend this book' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Absolutely brilliant. Just the right mix of humour, romance and parenting reality. I found myself laughing out loud and shedding a tear. Easy to read' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Loved it! Laugh out loud funny! Couldn't put it down! Funny and a great story!!!!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'An excellent read! At times inspiring, cringeworthy, edge-of-your-seat gripping, delightful, scary, hopeful, charming and exciting, this is a delightful read from start to finish!' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Mum’s Lovely Kid: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Luo YixueHis father was captured and his mother was hospitalized, so she used him as her savior.Her son was carried away before she could even look at him. She had taken her daughter away from her home.Five years later, a man came knocking on his door. "Woman, it's time to return the things you stole from me!"
Mum’s Lovely Kid: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by Luo YixueHis father was captured and his mother was hospitalized, so she used him as her savior.Her son was carried away before she could even look at him. She had taken her daughter away from her home.Five years later, a man came knocking on his door. "Woman, it's time to return the things you stole from me!"
Mum’s Lovely Kid: Volume 3 (Volume 3 #3)
by Luo YixueHis father was captured and his mother was hospitalized, so she used him as her savior.Her son was carried away before she could even look at him. She had taken her daughter away from her home.Five years later, a man came knocking on his door. "Woman, it's time to return the things you stole from me!"
Mum’s Lovely Kid: Volume 4 (Volume 4 #4)
by Luo YixueHis father was captured and his mother was hospitalized, so she used him as her savior.Her son was carried away before she could even look at him. She had taken her daughter away from her home.Five years later, a man came knocking on his door. "Woman, it's time to return the things you stole from me!"
Mum’s Lovely Kid: Volume 5 (Volume 5 #5)
by Luo YixueHis father was captured and his mother was hospitalized, so she used him as her savior.Her son was carried away before she could even look at him. She had taken her daughter away from her home.Five years later, a man came knocking on his door. "Woman, it's time to return the things you stole from me!"
Mum’s Lovely Kid: Volume 6 (Volume 6 #6)
by Luo YixueHis father was captured and his mother was hospitalized, so she used him as her savior.Her son was carried away before she could even look at him. She had taken her daughter away from her home.Five years later, a man came knocking on his door. "Woman, it's time to return the things you stole from me!"