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My Legendary Girlfriend
by Mike GayleA hilarious, original story for anyone who has ever been dumped, or lived in a dump, 'full of belly-laughs and painfully acute observations'. (Independent on Sunday)Meet Will Kelly. English teacher. Film Fan. Pot Noodle expert. Ex-boyfriend.Still in love with The One, Will is desperate to discover if there can be An-Other One. In his decrepit flat where he can't even manage to cook spaghetti hoops without setting of the communal smoke alarm, his lifeline is the telephone. Will realises that with a single call, friends can either lift him from the depths of despair or completely shatter his hopes.There's Alice (who remembers his birthday), Simon (who doesn't), Kate (the previous tenant of his rented hovel). And of course his ex, Aggi. The inimitable Aggi. His legendary Girlfriend.Or is She?
My Legendary Girlfriend: A Novel
by Mike GayleA debut that took Great Britain by storm, My Legendary Girlfriend introduced the world to the loveable, lovestruck Will Kelly. It’s been three years since his heartthrob, Agnes, wrecked his life with a chat that started, “It’s like that song. ‘If you love somebody, set him free.’” But no matter how much time goes by, Will doesn’t feel very free. He still makes lists of each birthday present Aggi ever gave him, has gymnastic fantasies about a perfect reunion night with her, dwells on the first words she uttered to him.How long can a person stay down in the dumps after being dumped? And how much longer before Will dumps Martina, the sweet but clingy girl he’s seeing? Will anyone ever measure up to his Legendary Girlfriend?Fresh, endearing, and full of humor, My Legendary Girlfriend tells a story that will ring true for everyone who’s ever tried to mend a broken heart.
My Lemon Grove Summer: Escape to Sicily and reveal its secrets in this perfect summer read
by Jo Thomas'Rich, warm and sunny. A story that stays with you long after the last page is turned' Milly JohnsonCould the lemon groves of Sicily be the perfect place to start over? This irresistible novel from Jo Thomas, author of Escape to the French Farmhouse, will transport you to the island of mountains and sparkling blue seas. When life hands you lemons ... is it ever too late for a second chance?Zelda's impulsive nature has got her precisely nowhere up until now. A fresh start in a beautiful hilltop town in Sicily looking for new residents, together with her best friend Lennie, could be just what she needs. And who better to settle down with than the person who knows her best?But the sun-filled skies and sparkling seas can't hide the shadow hanging over Citta d'Ora, which means not everyone is pleased to see their arrival. The dreams Zelda and her fellow new residents had of setting up a new life might be slipping away. But a friendship with restauranteur Luca could be about to unlock the possibilities that lie in the local lemon groves. And there's a wedding on the horizon that might be just what the town needs to turn it around... Could a summer in Sicily help Zelda learn to trust her instinct and follow her heart?
My Lemon Grove Summer: Escape to Sicily and reveal its secrets in this perfect summer read
by Jo Thomas'Rich, warm and sunny. A story that stays with you long after the last page is turned' Milly JohnsonCould the lemon groves of Sicily be the perfect place to start over? This irresistible novel from Jo Thomas, author of Escape to the French Farmhouse, will transport you to the island of mountains and sparkling blue seas. When life hands you lemons ... is it ever too late for a second chance?Zelda's impulsive nature has got her precisely nowhere up until now. A fresh start in a beautiful hilltop town in Sicily looking for new residents, together with her best friend Lennie, could be just what she needs. And who better to settle down with than the person who knows her best?But the sun-filled skies and sparkling seas can't hide the shadow hanging over Citta d'Ora, which means not everyone is pleased to see their arrival. The dreams Zelda and her fellow new residents had of setting up a new life might be slipping away. But a friendship with restauranteur Luca could be about to unlock the possibilities that lie in the local lemon groves. And there's a wedding on the horizon that might be just what the town needs to turn it around... Could a summer in Sicily help Zelda learn to trust her instinct and follow her heart?
My Lemon Grove Summer: Escape to Sicily and reveal its secrets in this perfect summer read
by Jo ThomasCould the lemon groves of Sicily be the perfect place to start over? The irresistible new novel from Jo Thomas, the author of Sunset Over the Cherry Orchard, will transport you to the island of mountains and sparkling blue seas. 'Rich, warm and sunny. A story that stays with you long after the last page is turned' Milly Johnson.When life hands you lemons ... make Limoncello!Zelda's life isn't exactly what she expected it to be in her 30's. Single, without a home of her own, and at another underwhelming 40th birthday party, she wonders if there might be more to life. But her best friend Lennie has a plan, and before she knows it they have answered an advertisement to go to Sicily to help rejuvenate a crumbling town and head to the beautiful island as a couple. A new life with her favourite person could be the chance to start over. But what if a summer in Sicily is about to change her life in more ways than she could have ever imagined?(P)2019 Headline Publishing Group Ltd
My Life as a Doormat (In Three Acts): A Romantic Comedy
by Rene GutteridgeBack Cover Act I: Avoid conflict at all costs. Even when someone signs you up for something you really don't want to do. Act II: Try to hold things together, even when your life is spinning out of control. Act III: (You'll have to read the book to learn how it all plays out.) Playwright Leah Townsend doesn't think of herself as a doormat. In fact, her life is pretty good.There's the gorgeous and dependable Edward (even if he is a little dull), and her challenging career (even if the last two plays were flops). The trouble is, Leah's feeling restless these days.The new play isn't going well. Her agent is handing out ultimatums. And her boyfriend Edward, who insists Leah "doesn't handle conflict well,"has the nerve to enroll her in a conflict-management class full of people she's sure are her polar opposites, including a conservative talk-radio host named Cinco Dublin who thrives on the very thing Leah wants to avoid making waves. Can a conflict-challenged playwright ever learn to stand her ground ... even if life doesn't come in three predictable acts?
My Life as a Doormat (in Three Acts)
by Rene GutteridgeAct I: Avoid conflict at all costs. Even when someone signs you up for something you really don't want to do. Act II: Try to hold things together, even when your life is spinning out of control. Act III: (You'll have to read the book to learn how it all plays out.)Playwright Leah Townsend doesn't think of herself as a doormat. In fact, her life is pretty good. There's the gorgeous and dependable Edward (even if he is a little dull), and her challenging career (even if the last two plays were flops). The trouble is, Leah's feeling restless these days. The new play isn't going well. Her agent is handing out ultimatums. And her boyfriend Edward, who insists Leah "doesn't handle conflict well," has the nerve to enroll her in a conflict-management class full of people she's sure are her polar opposites, including a conservative talk-radio host named Cinco Dublin who thrives on the very thing Leah wants to avoid--making waves. Can a conflict-challenged playwright ever learn to stand her ground...even if life doesn't come in three predictable acts?
My Life For Your Affection: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by Huo Zaidangxia"The adulterer and the traitor were caught, the scumbag male and the mistress had joined hands to clean her out of the family, while she had accidentally offended a rich and powerful young master. From then on, she went to a new height in her life." "I don't love you, so please take care of yourself." This was the first thing she said to him. The man's peach blossom eyes slightly narrowed as he said, "Okay, then let's repay the debt." Not mentioning this, it was good. Unknowingly, she owed him so much. He pulled her up and threw her on the bed, oppressing her. "Can't afford it? "I don't mind paying with my own flesh..."
My Life For Your Affection: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Huo Zaidangxia"The adulterer and the traitor were caught, the scumbag male and the mistress had joined hands to clean her out of the family, while she had accidentally offended a rich and powerful young master. From then on, she went to a new height in her life." "I don't love you, so please take care of yourself." This was the first thing she said to him. The man's peach blossom eyes slightly narrowed as he said, "Okay, then let's repay the debt." Not mentioning this, it was good. Unknowingly, she owed him so much. He pulled her up and threw her on the bed, oppressing her. "Can't afford it? "I don't mind paying with my own flesh..."
My Life For Your Affection: Volume 3 (Volume 3 #3)
by Huo Zaidangxia"The adulterer and the traitor were caught, the scumbag male and the mistress had joined hands to clean her out of the family, while she had accidentally offended a rich and powerful young master. From then on, she went to a new height in her life." "I don't love you, so please take care of yourself." This was the first thing she said to him. The man's peach blossom eyes slightly narrowed as he said, "Okay, then let's repay the debt." Not mentioning this, it was good. Unknowingly, she owed him so much. He pulled her up and threw her on the bed, oppressing her. "Can't afford it? "I don't mind paying with my own flesh..."
My Life For Your Affection: Volume 4 (Volume 4 #4)
by Huo Zaidangxia"The adulterer and the traitor were caught, the scumbag male and the mistress had joined hands to clean her out of the family, while she had accidentally offended a rich and powerful young master. From then on, she went to a new height in her life." "I don't love you, so please take care of yourself." This was the first thing she said to him. The man's peach blossom eyes slightly narrowed as he said, "Okay, then let's repay the debt." Not mentioning this, it was good. Unknowingly, she owed him so much. He pulled her up and threw her on the bed, oppressing her. "Can't afford it? "I don't mind paying with my own flesh..."
My Life in Black and White
by Kim IzzoSee to it you can take a slap as easy as a kiss. That is if you want to get anywhere in this world and not be anybody's fool.Clara Bishop feels life has served her up far too many slaps and not nearly enough kisses. When she is suddenly jilted by her philandering husband, she follows him to London, determined she must win him back. Armed only with a suitcase of vintage clothing inherited from her grandmother, a former film noir actress, Clara discovers that the clothes really do make the woman. Dressed to kill, she adopts a new femme fatale persona: confident, sexy and set on revenge. But on the road to retaliation, Clara discovers an unfinished film script that sheds light on her grandmother's mysterious death years before. As Clara's life is transported into a living, breathing film from the fifties, she discovers not only the secrets of her grandmother's past, but the chance to write her own ending too . . .MY LIFE IN BLACK & WHITE is a time-travel romantic-comedy set within the shadowy world of film noir.
My Life Next Door
by Huntley FitzpatrickA gorgeous debut about family, friendship, first romance, and how to be true to one person you love without betraying another"One thing my mother never knew, and would disapprove of most of all, was that I watched the Garretts. All the time."The Garretts are everything the Reeds are not. Loud, numerous, messy, affectionate. And every day from her balcony perch, seventeen-year-old Samantha Reed wishes she was one of them . . . until one summer evening, Jase Garrett climbs her terrace and changes everything. As the two fall fiercely in love, Jase's family makes Samantha one of their own. Then in an instant, the bottom drops out of her world and she is suddenly faced with an impossible decision. Which perfect family will save her? Or is it time she saved herself?A dreamy summer read, full of characters who stay with you long after the story is over.Caletti." --SLJ
My Life Undecided
by Jessica BrodyPLEASE READ THIS! MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!Okay, maybe that was a bit melodramatic, but I'm sorry, I'm feeling a bit melodramatic at the moment. Here's the deal. My name is Brooklyn Pierce, I'm fifteen years old, and I am decisionally challenged. Seriously, I can't remember the last good decision I made. I can remember plenty of crappy ones though. Including that party I threw when my parents were out of town that accidentally burned down a model home. Yeah, not my finest moment, for sure. But see, that's why I started a blog. To enlist readers to make my decisions for me. That's right. I gave up. Threw in the towel. I let someone else decide which book I read for English. And whether or not I accepted an invitation to join the debate team from that cute-in-a-dorky-sort-of-way guy who gave me the Heimlich maneuver in the cafeteria. (Note to self: chew the melon before swallowing it.) I even let them decide who I dated! Well, it turns out there are some things in life you simply can't choose or have chosen for you—like who you fall in love with. And now everything's more screwed up than ever. But don't take my word for it. Read the book and decide for yourself. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream in frustration. Or maybe that's just me. After all, it's my life.
My Life with the Knight
by Stormey RamdhanThe Woman Behind The Most Feared Man In Hip-Hop, will delineate the experiences, the life lived, and the love affair of a young Stormey Ramdhan and the man known to the world as Suge Knight. This story will take you on a journey back to LA's music scene in the early 90's, the historic West Coast vs East Coast feud that changed Hip-Hop forever, and ultimately this story will reveal the untold story of the rise and fall of an empire known as Death Row Records, all as seen through the eyes of the woman behind the Mogul. The transition of being a young girl straight out of high school having it all... Lavish houses, cars, clothes, and the high life, and then having it all taken away from you is never easy, so take this ride with Stormey as she gains her independence and rebuilds it all.
My Life with the Walter Boys
by Ali NovakA New York Times BestsellerNow a Netflix series!When a tragic accident leads Jackie to move into a house filled with eleven boys, she gets far more than she ever expected. This sweet YA romance is perfect for fans of Kasie West and Jenny Han—and is one of the most beloved Wattpad books ever!Moving in with eleven boys was not part of the plan.Jackie's goal is perfection—perfect grades, the perfect look, getting into the perfect school. If she can achieve that, then maybe her too-busy mom and dad will take notice. But when her parents die in a tragic accident, Jackie is shipped off across the country to live with the Walters, her new guardians…who just happen to have eleven sons (plus a daughter who is basically one of the boys).The Walter boys are loud, dirty, annoying—and, okay, some of the older boys might be Greek god level hot, but they don't think a city girl belongs on their horse ranch. How is Jackie supposed to fit into their chaotic world when she needs to keep her parents' memory alive by living up to the promise of perfect?But as Jackie spends more time with the Walter boys, she begins to wonder if the perfection she's always strived for isn't the only way to find love after all.Funny and moving, My Life with the Walter Boys is perfect for readers looking for:Wattpad love storiescontemporary romance for teensbinge-worthy YA novelsrelatable characters
My Little Blue Dress
by Bruno MaddoxFrom the moment you meet our heroine as she recalls her rural childhood and struggles with the world around her, you know something is amiss. Just as you begin to suspect that the author of this "memoir" knows A) next to nothing about rural England at the turn of the century, and B) nothing at all about women, you discover the root cause of the heroine's difficulties is that this "memoir" is actually being improvised at breakneck speed by a young man named Bruno Maddox in a single night. Typing frantically, Bruno struggles to keep his narrative sounding plausible, but as dawn approaches and exhaustion takes hold he is forced to confront the obvious: that his threadbare, TV-taught understanding of world history is entirely to blame for the debilitating holes in his personality. A novel that begins like a turn of the century Judy Blume coming-of-age story turns into a harrowing, brutal satire of the New York media scene, a candid generational cri de coeur, a murder mystery, and, in fact, a love story. <P><P> How this young man found himself in such a ludicrous predicament, why he's so desperate to finish before morning, who has put him up to this challenge, and why he undertakes it, are just some of the ingenious surprises in this hugely entertaining, brilliantly conceived satire.
My Little One
by Linda Randall WisdomPrim and proper Dr. Gail Roberts didn't know a thing about Brian Walker, except that he had heart-stopping blue eyes and looked great in a tux. Though her blind date was certainly more than the doctor had ordered...she never expected she'd still be with him come morning. Or that a little bundle of joy was soon to follow.For a couple who seemed to have nothing in common, they suddenly had a whole new life to plan. Brian wanted to move right in. Gail just wanted her head to stop spinning. And their little one well, the baby just had happy-ever-after in mind....
My Little Squirrel Followed by Snowflakes
by Agnès RuizA man and a woman pass each other in the metro every day. They study each other and obviously both like what they see... Should they take things further? Who will make the first move? Benjamin has passed his lawyer’s exams with flying colours and practises in a prestigious law firm. Everything should be going well for him. Except that his mother left home when he was ten years old. Why does he still have this constant sense of unease after all these years without her? Agnès Ruiz is the author of several best-sellers. She had huge success with her first novel “Ma vie assassinée”. She writes for both adults and children. Her short stories featuring the investigations of detective Rachel Toury have also been very successful in Europe as well as North America. Several translations are available. She is originally from Normandy (France) and lived in Canada for almost 20 years.
My Lord and Spymaster
by Joanna BourneAfter her father is wrongly accused of selling secrets to Napoleon, lovely Jess Whitby infiltrates the London underworld for the real traitor--only to end up naked in the bed of a rude merchant captain. Not only is she falling in love with him, but he may be the scoundrel she's looking for.
My Lord and Spymaster: Spymaster 3 (Spymaster)
by Joanna BourneJoanna Bourne returns to the French Revolution, pairing espionage and burning romance to create an unforgettable love story. For fans of Stephanie Laurens, Elizabeth Hoyt and Poldark, this is a must-read.A daring beauty, she's infamous for taking chances... Now she'll risk everything for love.Raised as a poor but cunning pickpocket, Jess Whitby has grown into a wealthy young woman. But when her father is wrongly accused of selling secrets to Napoleon, she must rely on her guile to save him. She never dreamed her search for the real traitor would begin by waking up naked in a captain's bed. Or how little she'd mind...Captain Sebastian Kennett finds himself infatuated with the courageous spirit of the kidnap victim he saves. She's equally enthralled by his commanding strength - until she discovers that this spellbinding seaman could be traitor she's hunting, and the man to determine her both her father's fate and her future too.For more spellbinding Spymasters romance, look for the other titles by Joanna Bourne: The Forbidden Rose, The Spymaster's Lady, The Black Hawk and Rogue Spy.
My Lord Conqueror (Avon Romantic Treasure)
by Samantha JamesA brave and beautiful peasant girl is the ultimate challenge for a Norman conqueror determined to claim her heart in this medieval romance.The tempestuous peasant daughter of a slain Saxon lord, Alana of Brynwald resists the brutal Norman invaders—but fears the mysterious specter who haunts her dreams. And now he stands before her—tall and strong as an oak ... terrifying yet strangely exciting. The dark knight of her visions has come to claim her as his prize.By rights, Merrick of Normandy should shun the serpent-tongued beauty who wishes him dead. But Alana's sensuous fire draws him to her — and burns him to his warrior soul. It is he who is lord and she the captive. Yet Merrick can never claim true victory until the proud Saxon maid shares his passion — and embraces him as master of her heart.
My Lord Destiny
by Eve ByronFROM THE BACK COVER: Gavin St. Aldan, the Earl of St. Aldan, appeared in Priscilla Whitmore's millinery shoppe wanting only to purchase flipperies. He never expected that his orderly world would be turned upside down by a beautiful, blue eyed temptress who treated his attentions with disdain. Until that moment, Gavan lived in an orderly world, where you married for love then found your pleasures elsewhere; didn't Priscilla know what she was doing to him? Priscilla knew full well what men, especially ones like Gavan, wanted from a woman, but that didn't mean she had to give in. True, the breathtaking handsome aristocrat had ladylike Priss thinking in some very shocking ways. But she had been hurt before, and wasn't about to make the same mistake twice. Yet neither realize they've been touched by magic, intoxicating irritable, and soon they're powerless to resist the passion growing between them.
My Lord Eternity (Immortal Rogues #2)
by Alexandra IvyAlexandra Ivy, author of the Guardians of Eternity series, draws readers deeper into the world of the Immortal Rogues--three vampires entrusted to protect the future of their kind. . . To other vampires, mortals are weak, uninteresting creatures. To Lucien Valin, they are infinitely fascinating. Especially Jocelyn Kingly--once the prize of London society, now an outcast. As the vampire assigned to guard her, Lucien is relishing his task. But her beguiling goodness puts her in terrifying danger. Not just from the traitor intent on claiming her mysterious amulet, but from the desire Lucien struggles to keep in check. Youthful infatuation already cost Jocelyn her good name. But even with little to lose, instinct tells her that accepting Lucien as a tenant in her home is a devil's bargain. As she roams London's streets at night, helping the most wretched, she feels a dark force drawing near. And Lucien--magnetic, charming, irresistible--may turn out to be her savior, her lover, or the means to change her destiny forever.
My Lord, I Will Counterattack: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Xue ZiHe accidentally died and became the emperor's most hated concubine as soon as he opened his eyes. Relying on her identity as a princess and the empress dowager's love, she was unscrupulous in the harem.He opened his eyes again and found himself in a harem with no name, but he was framed and slandered again and again. While she was trying hard to solve her problem, she didn't know that the man who had loved her for so many years had chosen to rebel against her.All of this was because of her. At the same time, she had also abandoned everything for her and had flown far away on her own. Step by step, she walked into the Emperor's heart, becoming the only imperial concubine, the only imperial concubine.