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A Crankenstein Valentine
by Dan Santat Samantha BergerA monstrously funny Valentine's Day story starring CRANKENSTEIN!Includes Read-Aloud/Read-to-Me functionality where available.Book Description:See what happens to an ordinary kid on the most lovey-dovey, yuckiest day of the year-Valentine's Day! Cheesy cards, allergy-inducing bouquets, and heart-shaped everything? It's enough to turn anyone into a monster!YECHHHH!But Crankenstein might just find a way to turn his sour day sweet... because even the crankiest monsters have hearts!
Crap Kingdom
by Dc PiersonTHE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One. There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery. So, basically, the kingdom sucks. When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back--at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.
Crappy Queen Conquers the Country: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Hong SongDuring the exploration of the ancient tomb of the first class special agent Rong Hua, his former boyfriend, who split legs, and his current girlfriend, Soo Soo, triggered the traps. In the end, Rong Hua was pulled into the space of the Demon God Continent by an inexplicable force, and was reborn inside the body of the crippled Ninth Miss.Elder sister Shu is fighting over her fiance? Sis doesn't care, but you have to pay for the transfer.My father stole my mother-in-law's dowry? Big Sis will request a Li Clan to break off our relationship, of course I'll take the dowry with me!The brocade dress was too troublesome. Big Sis gave the phoenix phoenix a phoenix to transform into a graceful beautiful man, to level up, refine alchemy, and take advantage of the opportunity to take on this enchanting man as her husband!
Crappy Queen Conquers the Country: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by Hong SongDuring the exploration of the ancient tomb of the first class special agent Rong Hua, his former boyfriend, who split legs, and his current girlfriend, Soo Soo, triggered the traps. In the end, Rong Hua was pulled into the space of the Demon God Continent by an inexplicable force, and was reborn inside the body of the crippled Ninth Miss.Elder sister Shu is fighting over her fiance? Sis doesn't care, but you have to pay for the transfer.My father stole my mother-in-law's dowry? Big Sis will request a Li Clan to break off our relationship, of course I'll take the dowry with me!The brocade dress was too troublesome. Big Sis gave the phoenix phoenix a phoenix to transform into a graceful beautiful man, to level up, refine alchemy, and take advantage of the opportunity to take on this enchanting man as her husband!
Crappy Queen Conquers the Country: Volume 3 (Volume 3 #3)
by Hong SongDuring the exploration of the ancient tomb of the first class special agent Rong Hua, his former boyfriend, who split legs, and his current girlfriend, Soo Soo, triggered the traps. In the end, Rong Hua was pulled into the space of the Demon God Continent by an inexplicable force, and was reborn inside the body of the crippled Ninth Miss.Elder sister Shu is fighting over her fiance? Sis doesn't care, but you have to pay for the transfer.My father stole my mother-in-law's dowry? Big Sis will request a Li Clan to break off our relationship, of course I'll take the dowry with me!The brocade dress was too troublesome. Big Sis gave the phoenix phoenix a phoenix to transform into a graceful beautiful man, to level up, refine alchemy, and take advantage of the opportunity to take on this enchanting man as her husband!
Crappy Queen Conquers the Country: Volume 6 (Volume 6 #6)
by Hong SongDuring the exploration of the ancient tomb of the first class special agent Rong Hua, his former boyfriend, who split legs, and his current girlfriend, Soo Soo, triggered the traps. In the end, Rong Hua was pulled into the space of the Demon God Continent by an inexplicable force, and was reborn inside the body of the crippled Ninth Miss.Elder sister Shu is fighting over her fiance? Sis doesn't care, but you have to pay for the transfer.My father stole my mother-in-law's dowry? Big Sis will request a Li Clan to break off our relationship, of course I'll take the dowry with me!The brocade dress was too troublesome. Big Sis gave the phoenix phoenix a phoenix to transform into a graceful beautiful man, to level up, refine alchemy, and take advantage of the opportunity to take on this enchanting man as her husband!
Crappy Queen Conquers the Country: Volume 5 (Volume 5 #5)
by Hong SongDuring the exploration of the ancient tomb of the first class special agent Rong Hua, his former boyfriend, who split legs, and his current girlfriend, Soo Soo, triggered the traps. In the end, Rong Hua was pulled into the space of the Demon God Continent by an inexplicable force, and was reborn inside the body of the crippled Ninth Miss.Elder sister Shu is fighting over her fiance? Sis doesn't care, but you have to pay for the transfer.My father stole my mother-in-law's dowry? Big Sis will request a Li Clan to break off our relationship, of course I'll take the dowry with me!The brocade dress was too troublesome. Big Sis gave the phoenix phoenix a phoenix to transform into a graceful beautiful man, to level up, refine alchemy, and take advantage of the opportunity to take on this enchanting man as her husband!
Crappy Queen Conquers the Country: Volume 4 (Volume 4 #4)
by Hong SongDuring the exploration of the ancient tomb of the first class special agent Rong Hua, his former boyfriend, who split legs, and his current girlfriend, Soo Soo, triggered the traps. In the end, Rong Hua was pulled into the space of the Demon God Continent by an inexplicable force, and was reborn inside the body of the crippled Ninth Miss.Elder sister Shu is fighting over her fiance? Sis doesn't care, but you have to pay for the transfer.My father stole my mother-in-law's dowry? Big Sis will request a Li Clan to break off our relationship, of course I'll take the dowry with me!The brocade dress was too troublesome. Big Sis gave the phoenix phoenix a phoenix to transform into a graceful beautiful man, to level up, refine alchemy, and take advantage of the opportunity to take on this enchanting man as her husband!
CraQueue mon cœur (L'amour, toujours)
by K.L. HiersTed n&’a jamais eu de chance dans la vie ! Voilà qu&’il rencontre l&’amour alors qu&’il est couvert de sang avec un cadavre à ses pieds.Ted Sturm travaille dans un funérarium, il a une grande gueule, un grand cœur et le don de communiquer avec les morts. Malheureusement pour lui, les morts ne sont pas une compagnie terrible. Ted n&’a qu&’un seul ami vivant, son colocataire, mais sa vie se complique encore quand Jay adopte un chat plus que bizarre. À cause de cette sale bête, Ted se retrouve dans une autre dimension… en compagnie d&’un cadavre.Voilà Ted accusé de meurtre, de puissantes créatures magiques réclament sa tête et son seul allié dans ce monde étrange est le roi Grell, un félin sublime et éternel aux dons impressionnants… qui manie aussi bien le sarcasme que la séduction. Ted et Grell sont mêlés à un complot cosmique et cernés d&’ennemis dangereux. Ils ont néanmoins une chance de déchiffrer le mystère et de sauver Ted grâce au don de ce dernier et à la magie de Grell. Un seul problème : Ted doit résister aux avances pressantes de Grell… et il n&’est pas certain d&’y tenir.
Crash (Visions #1)
by Lisa McMannIf what you see is what you get, Jules is in serious trouble. The suspenseful first in a series from the New York Times bestselling author of the Wake trilogy.Jules lives with her family above their restaurant, which means she smells like pizza most of the time and drives their double-meatball-shaped food truck to school. It’s not a recipe for popularity, but she can handle that. What she can’t handle is the recurring vision that haunts her. Over and over, Jules sees a careening truck hit a building and explode...and nine body bags in the snow. The vision is everywhere—on billboards, television screens, windows—and she’s the only one who sees it. And the more she sees it, the more she sees. The vision is giving her clues, and soon Jules knows what she has to do. Because now she can see the face in one of the body bags, and it’s someone she knows. Someone she has been in love with for as long as she can remember. In this riveting start to a gripping series from New York Times bestselling author Lisa McMann, Jules has to act—and act fast—to keep her vision from becoming reality.
Crash
by Eve SilverFans of the 5th Wave series will devour the pulse-pounding conclusion to The Game trilogy by bestselling author Eve Silver, about teens pulled in and out of an alternate reality where battling aliens is more than a game--it's life and death.As her dad and best friend lie dying in the hospital, Miki is almost certain the Committee is trying to sabotage her life. The Game is glitching. The missions are more frequent, the alien Drau more deadly, and whatever has been tracking her thoughts more intrusive. The only thing holding Miki together is her boyfriend, Jackson, but somehow telling him how much she needs--and loves--him feels like the most terrifying challenge of all.Can Miki and Jackson make it through the final mission alive and win the Game before the walls between their alien-fighting nightmares and the real world come crashing down? Or will the world and everyone Miki loves disappear forever?Crash is the fiercely satisfying conclusion to a trilogy Pittacus Lore, New York Times bestselling author of the I Am Number Four series, raves is packed with "thrilling action and addictive romance--a mind-bending rush of a read!"
Crash! #1
by Louis Thomas Nancy KrulikAliens, talking cats, invisibility—it's all possible in this hilarious early chapter book series!When Zeke Zander's spaceship crashes on Earth, he and his family must pretend to be humans until they can fix the ship and return home to Planet Z. But with antennae on their heads and a talking cat named Zeus, fitting in is easier said than done! From the author of the George Brown and Katie Kazoo books, The Kid from Planet Z is easy-to-read, highly-illustrated, and printed in black and blue. Follow along as this adorable alien struggles through life on planet Earth in this hilarious story, perfect for a first chapter book!
Crash! Bang! Boo! (Junior Monster Scouts #2)
by Joe McGeeThe Junior Monster Scouts celebrate The Village’s 150th birthday in the hilarious second chapter book of the Junior Monster Scouts series!It’s The Village’s 150th birthday celebration! And that means bright lights, popcorn machines, a marching band, and a musical merry-go-round. But not if Baron Von Grump can help it! If he shuts off The Village’s electricity, there won’t be any noise or merriment. Meanwhile, in Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory, Igor Jr. was specifically told not to touch anything, especially “that lever.” But Igor Jr. didn’t listen, and now the lab is a clunking, clanking, crackling mess of gears, electricity, and lightning. Can Vamprya, Franky, and Wolfy—the Junior Monster Scouts—fix Igor’s mess and save The Village party? Or has the Baron ruined the fun for everyone?
Crash Course #1
by Landry Q. Walker Keith ZooGuardians of the Galaxy meets Minecraft in this hilarious sci-fi series for middle grade readers. TERRAFORMING 101 - Learn the basics of FARMING IN SPACE!! Open to first year students. For eleven-year-old Elara, life at the Academy of Terraforming Arts is a lot tougher—and stranger—than she expected. Her latest experiment accidentally blew up the moon. Her roommate, Clare, is a mute intergalactic sponge. And no one at her new school knows what it's like to grow up on a planet called "Nowhere." But if the greatest Planetary Designers in the galaxy made it through their first year, then so can she.Based on the real science behind terraforming, this action-packed story mixes world-building adventures with side-splitting humor, plus a dash of intergalactic madness.
Crash Deluxe: Parrish Plessis Book Three
by Marianne De PierresParrish Plessis, sometime coup leader, paid assassin and ex-bodyguard, is finding life tough. Betrayed by the enigmatic Loyl Daac, and still under blood debt to the deadly Cabal Coomera, Parrish is trying to hold together the little empire she's inherited in the Tert, live up to the expectations of the many strays and waifs she's accumulated, and attempt to flush the high-tech parasite from her system before she becomes something so much less than human.Not an ideal lifestyle, Parrish would be the first to admit, but she can make everything alright again if she can manage just one little task. Bring down the media. Just another day for Parrish Plessis ...
Crashing Heaven: The Station Series Book 1 (The Station Series)
by Al RobertsonA diamond-hard, visionary new SF thriller. Nailed-down cyberpunk ala William Gibson for the 21st century meets the vivid dark futures of Al Reynolds in this extraordinary debut novel. With Earth abandoned, humanity resides on Station, an industrialised asteroid run by the sentient corporations of the Pantheon. Under their leadership a war has been raging against the Totality - ex-Pantheon AIs gone rogue. With the war over, Jack Forster and his sidekick Hugo Fist, a virtual ventriloquist's dummy tied to Jack's mind and created to destroy the Totality, have returned home. Labelled a traitor for surrendering to the Totality, all Jack wants is to clear his name but when he discovers two old friends have died under suspicious circumstances he also wants answers. Soon he and Fist are embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens not only their future but all of humanity's. But with Fist's software licence about to expire, taking Jack's life with it, can they bring down the real traitors before their time runs out?
Crashing Heaven: The Station Series Book 1
by Al RobertsonA diamond-hard, visionary new SF thriller. Nailed-down cyberpunk ala William Gibson for the 21st century meets the vivid dark futures of Al Reynolds in this extraordinary debut novel. With Earth abandoned, humanity resides on Station, an industrialised asteroid run by the sentient corporations of the Pantheon. Under their leadership a war has been raging against the Totality - ex-Pantheon AIs gone rogue. With the war over, Jack Forster and his sidekick Hugo Fist, a virtual ventriloquist's dummy tied to Jack's mind and created to destroy the Totality, have returned home. Labelled a traitor for surrendering to the Totality, all Jack wants is to clear his name but when he discovers two old friends have died under suspicious circumstances he also wants answers. Soon he and Fist are embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens not only their future but all of humanity's. But with Fist's software licence about to expire, taking Jack's life with it, can they bring down the real traitors before their time runs out?
Crashing Into Destiny (Wings Of Artemis Ser. #3)
by Rebecca RoyceWhen one man can't steal her heart, She gives it to five of them. Restless and uncertain, Diana Mallory has no idea what path in life she wants to take. Unable to choose between marriage, pursuing a career, or spending her life praying with the Sisters of the Universe, Diana struggles with the course of her future. But when she's thrown through a black hole, her choices all vanish. Suddenly, her only focus is surviving life on the ice planet. Life on a strange planet isn't as it seems. With five men vying for her heart and body, Diana grapples with her feelings for each of them. Each man stirs feelings and desire within her--a yearning she's never known before. Although the men were not prepared for the woman who crashed into their lives, they'll do anything for her--even share her. Now it's up to Diana to embrace the beauty and love that each of them provide, while learning that the universe doesn't believe in happy endings. Can the men find a way to love her and still protect her from the danger lurking outside the galaxy? **Reverse Harem, Intense**
Crashing Suns
by Edmond HamiltonFrom mighty Canopus, capital of the Federated Stars, to the outer fringes of our great galaxy, the Interstellar Patrol was on the watch. Rogue suns, marauding alien intelligences, man-made comets driven by their makers for the conquest of unsuspecting worlds, diabolical conspiracies hatched in the depths of unmapped nebulae - it was the business of the Patrol's mighty spaceships to guard against such cosmic dangers.Crashing Suns is the epic account of this future space legion, where volunteers from a thousand worlds man the mighty starcraft of a hundred thousand years to come.
Crashlander
by Larry NivenHere are the complete Beowulf Shaeffer stories including a brand new one. Science fiction.
Crater: A Helium-3 Novel
by Homer HickamA mining colony on the moon. A teen sent on a deadly mission. And a secret bigger than two worlds. It's the 22nd Century. A tough, pioneering people mine the moon for Helium-3 to produce energy for a desperate, war-torn Earth. Sixteen-year-old Crater Trueblood loves his job as a Helium-3 miner. But when he saves a fellow miner, his life changes forever. Impressed by his heroism, the owner of the mine orders Crater to undertake a dangerous mission. Crater doubts himself, but has no choice. He must go. With the help of Maria, the mine owner's frustrating but gorgeous granddaughter, and his gillie-a sentient and sometimes insubordinate clump of slime mold cells-Crater must fight both human and subhuman enemies. He'll battle his way across a thousand miles of deadly lunar terrain and face genetically altered super warriors in his quest to recover an astonishing object that will alter the lives of everyone on the moon. "Crater shows what it would be like to live on the Moon: to work there, to struggle, and to triumph. A fine piece of work. " -Ben Bova, author of Leviathans of Jupiter
Crater Trueblood and the Lunar Rescue Company (A Helium-3 Novel #3)
by Homer Hickam"Hickam has a wild imagination and a keen eye for thescience behind the fiction." --JAVIER GRILLO-MARXUACH, writer & producer on Lost and Helix, creator of TheMiddlemanCrater Trueblood hasto rescue his ex-girlfriend . . . and the entire human race.Maria Medaris is the 21-year-old matriarch of the mostpowerful family on the moon--gorgeous, powerful, and high-maintenance. When sheis kidnapped by green-lipped, gene-splicing scientists, Maria's only hope turnsout to be the very man she once spurned: Crater Trueblood.Crater and the Lunar Rescue Company must rescue Maria beforeshe joins forces with the lunatics who have taken her hostage and aim to makeher queen.Turns out more than Maria is at stake: the planet Earth,majestically rising over the lunar horizon, is in the crosshairs of an asteroidengineered by Maria's abductors. If Crater can't stop it, humanity on Earthwill be destroyed. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance . . . and theclock is ticking."Hickam again displays a knack for suspenseful scenes out inthe 'big suck' of space . . ." --KIRKUS Reviews"An exciting romp through a surprisinglyrealistic future." --JASPER T. SCOTT, author of the Dark Space series
Crave: The Vampire Legacy
by Karen E. TaylorLet the bloody games begin. . .As a vampire, Deirdre Griffin has roamed the world satisfying the exquisite, ecstatic craving for blood that is her life force. And at last, her lover has joined her, hungry for his transformation, prepared to feed with her for eternity. Yet, for the first time, Deirdre feels fear. . .From the farthest corners of the globe to the underworld of Manhattan, enemies are closing in. For a rogue vampire is on the loose. And he isn't just killing humans. Now, the hunters are the prey. But someone else is coming for Deirdre--someone she cannot possibly defend herself against. Blood of her blood, flesh of her flesh--and craving the tangy, acrid, deadly smell of vengeance. . .
Crave: A Novel of the Fallen Angels (Fallen Angels #2)
by J. R. WardSeven deadly sins. Seven souls that must be saved. One more no-holds- barred battle between a fallen angel with a hardened heart and a demon with everything to lose. Isaac Rothe is a black ops soldier with a dark past and a grim future. The target of an assassin, he finds himself behind bars, his fate in the hands of his gorgeous public defender Grier Childe. His hot attraction to her can only lead to trouble-and that's before Jim Heron tells him his soul is in danger. Caught up in a wicked game with the demon who shadows Jim, Isaac must decide whether the soldier in him can believe that true love is the ultimate weapon against evil.
Crave: Number 2 in series (Fallen Angels #2)
by J. R. WardThe battle between good and evil has left the future of humanity in the hands of a reluctant saviour and his band of fallen angels. Seven deadly sins that must be righted. Seven souls that must be saved. Fallen Angel Jim Heron has completed his first task: helping Vin Di Pietro to redeem his soul. Now he must identify and battle a demon that can take any form. Worse still, his old boss Matthias wants him to assassinate Isaac, a member of The Firm who's gone AWOL - and Jim's pretty sure he's supposed to save him. But before Jim can get to Isaac to warn him, Isaac's picked up by the police for illegal street fighting. It's soon clear that he is falling for his gorgeous public defender - will their love redeem his soul? Or has the demon Devina, who's determined to see Jim fail, set an elaborate trap?