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My Teacher Fried My Brains
by Bruce Coville John PierardBrains are sizzling in the seventh grade... The first day of seventh grade is probably the worst day of Duncan Dougal's life. He knows that things are really bad when he finds an alien's hand in a Dumpster and then gets plugged into an alien brain fryer! Can Duncan find out which of the four new teachers in his school is an alien before his brains get fried to a pulp -- or before the aliens try to fry the whole planet?
My Teacher Glows in the Dark: My Teacher Is An Alien; My Teacher Fried My Brains; My Teacher Glows In The Dark; My Teacher Flunked The Planet (My Teacher Is an Alien #3)
by Bruce CovilleKidnapped in Space?Peter Thompson has had some pretty weird teachers in his life. By the time he discovers that his newest teacher glows in the dark, he’s flying away from Earth in a spaceship full of aliens, and there’s no one he can call. How do you report an alien to the FBI anyway?Before Peter can do anything, he’s taken on the strangest field trip of his life! His friends, his father, his school—all are suddenly a million miles away!
My Teacher Is a Monster! (No, I Am Not.)
by Peter BrownBestselling and Caldecott Honor artist Peter Brown takes a universal and timeless theme, and adds his own humorous spin to create another winner of a picture book.Includes Read Aloud/Read to Me features where available.A young boy named Bobby has the worst teacher. She's loud, she yells, and if you throw paper airplanes, she won't allow you to enjoy recess. She is a monster! Luckily, Bobby can go to his favorite spot in the park on weekends to play. Until one day... he finds his teacher there! Over the course of one day, Bobby learns that monsters are not always what they seem.Each page is filled with "monstrous" details that will have kids reading the story again and again.
My Teacher Is an Alien
by Bruce CovilleSixth grade is just out of this world... Susan Simmons can tell that her new substitute teacher is really weird. But she doesn't know how weird until she catches him peeling off his face -- and she realizes that "Mr. Smith" is really an alien! At first no one will believe her -- except Peter Thompson, the class brain. When Peter and Susan discover Mr. Smith's horrible plans for their classmates, they know they have to act fast. Only they can get rid of their extra-terrestrial visitor -- and save the rest of the sixth grade class from a fate worse than math tests!
My Teacher Is an Alien
by Bruce CovilleSixth grade is just out of this world! Susan Simmons can tell that her new substitute teacher is really weird. But she doesn't know how weird until she catches him peeling off his face--and realizes that "Mr. Smith" is really an alien! At first no one will believe her except Peter Thompson, the class brain. When Peter and Susan discover Mr. Smith's horrible plans for their classmates, they know they have to act fast. Only they can get rid of their extraterrestrial visitor--and save the rest of the sixth-grade class from a fate worse than math tests!
My Teacher Is an Alien
by Bruce Coville Mike WimmerSixth grade is just out of this world! Susan Simmons can tell that her new substitute teacher is really weird. But she doesn't know how weird until she catches him peeling off his face -- and realizes that "Mr. Smith" is really an alien! At first no one will believe her except Peter Thompson, the class brain. When Peter and Susan discover Mr. Smith's horrible plans for their classmates, they know they have to act fast. Only they can get rid of their extraterrestrial visitor -- and save the rest of the sixth-grade class from a fate worse than math tests!
My Tempting Highlander
by Maeve GreysonCursed to live forever with neither wife nor child, Ronan Sutherland has watched all he cherishes turn to dust--more than once. For hundreds of years, he's been trapped behind the mists of Loch Ness, hoping to identify the one woman who is prophesied to break the spell. Now, at last, the fates have aligned, and he's being sent into the future to fetch her. After a single glimpse, Ronan knows he's been waiting all his life for this passionate woman. Unlike her time-traveling sisters, Mairi Sinclair is perfectly content to remain in the present. As a hospital nurse in Edinburgh, she cherishes the opportunity to put her gift of healing powers to good use. But everything changes the morning a mysterious wolf darts in front of her car. Touching the wounded creature's tawny coat, a tingle surges through her. Yet when she returns with aid, Mairi is shocked to find instead a man with broad shoulders and fire in his eyes--a man who tempts her to unleash the animal within.
My A to Z of Fairies (Rainbow Magic #1)
by Daisy MeadowsJoin the fairies and their friends with this fabulous A-Z guide to the world of the bestselling and much-loved Rainbow Magic!No Rainbow Magic fan should be without this sparkling compendium of fairy fun. From A to Z, this book is jam-packed with magical facts and figures from the world of the fairies and their friends! It's everything you need to be a true Rainbow Magic expert!
My Vampire Plus-One
by Jenna LevineNothing sucks more than fake dating a vampire in this paranormal romantic comedy from the USA Today bestselling author of My Roommate Is a Vampire. Amelia Collins is by definition successful. She would even go so far as to say successfully single. But not according to her family, and she's tired of the constant questions about her nonexistent dating life. When an invitation to yet another family wedding arrives, she decides to get everyone off her back once and for all by finding someone--anyone--to pose as her date. After a chance encounter with Reginald Cleaves, Amelia decides he's perfect for her purposes. He's a bit strange, but that&’s fine; it'll discourage tough questions from her family. (And it certainly doesn't hurt that he's very handsome.) For centuries-old vampire Reggie, posing as her plus-one sounds like the ultimate fun. And if it helps his ruse of pretending to be human, so much the better. As Amelia and Reggie practice their fauxmance, it becomes clear that Reggie is as loyal to her as the day is long, and that Amelia&’s first impressions could not have been more wrong. Suddenly, being in a real relationship with Reggie sounds pretty fang-tastic.
My Way to Hell
by Dakota CassidyView our feature on Dakota Cassidy's My Way to Hell. A hilarious new romance that really turns up the heat, from the national bestselling author of Kiss and Hell. After defying Lucifer to save her best friend Delaney, ex-demon Marcella Acosta has been banished to exist in the plane between heaven and hell-and there isn't a shopping mall in sight. After numerous failed attempts to contact Delaney through a bunch of hack mediums, Marcella's at her wit's end. But there's one medium she's hasn't tried yet, and he just happens to be Delaney's scorching hot brother Kellen- the one guy who never gave Marcella the time of day.
My Wicked Enemy (My Immortal #1)
by Carolyn JewelA desire that can't be controlled...Carson Philips is a witch on the run. For years, the notorious mage, Alvaro Magellan, has held her as his psychological prisoner. But once Carson gets a glimpse of the true extent of his evil, she flees Magellan's mansion--stealing a stone talisman of unimaginable power on the way. Her only hope for survival is a demon who ignites a voracious hunger in her she can't deny, a longing she can't resist... A hunger that can't be sated...Nikodemus is a warlord with a mission: Kill Magellan and his green-eyed witch at any cost. But when he meets the desperate Carson, the pull of her magic takes his breathe away. He's not sure he can trust this tantalizing woman--she is his enemy--and less sure he can keep his hands off her. But Magellan will stop at nothing to reclaim what belongs to him. Can Nikodemus stop him before his desire for Carson destroys them both?
My Wife is a Fox Fairy: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Yao HuAs a wife, the life of a diaosi changed. All kinds of beauties were embraced in her arms, and she could choose any technique in the Heavenly Court …
My Wife is a Fox Fairy: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by Yao HuAs a wife, the life of a diaosi changed. All kinds of beauties were embraced in her arms, and she could choose any technique in the Heavenly Court …
My Wild Irish Dragon
by Ashlyn Chase"Pure pleasure. It's like spending time with your favorite friends."-Night Owl Reviews, TOP PICK, for How to Date a DragonONE JOB OPENING TWO SHIFTERS APPLY... SPARKS FLYDragon shifter Chloe Arish is hell-bent on becoming a Boston firefighter. She uses her Irish charm and fake documents to score an interview, knowing she has to work every bit as hard as a man-harder if she wants their respect. Born into a legendary Boston firefighting family, phoenix shifter Ryan Fierro can't possibly let someone best him on the training course or the job. He'd never hear the end of it. When a feisty new recruit comes along who's determined to do just that, Ryan plots to kick her out-until their sizzling chemistry turns explosive...Boston Dragons Series: I Dream of DragonsMy Wild Irish Dragon Praise for Ashlyn Chase's Flirting with Fangs series: "Merges the paranormal and real world seamlessly... Truly entertaining."-Long and Short Reviews"Hot sex scenes and a breezy tone with a nice, happily-ever-after."-Booklist
My Worst Frenemy (Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja #10)
by Marcus Emerson Noah ChildAge Level: 9 and up | Grade Level: 4 and up. The name's Chase Cooper, and this is my tenth diary as a 6th grade ninja. If I had a penny for every time trouble came knocking at my door... I'd have ten pennies. A few days have passed since the green ninja clan appeared, but that's more than enough time for them to give me a headache. It doesn't help that my attention is stretched between a crazy robotics competition, an annoying pirate poser, and the ex-leader of the red ninja clan. Somehow Wyatt and I have found ourselves on the same side of the fence this time, but we've made a deal - if I help him get his ninja clan back then he'll leave me alone forever. Now Wyatt and I are on a mission to figure out who the leaders of the new ninja clans are, but working with Wyatt definitely isn't easy. Whoever said "keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer" obviously never met Wyatt. Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja 10: My Worst Frenemy is a hilarious action adventure that's entertaining for children ages 9-12, middle school students, and adults.
My Year
by Roald Dahl Quentin Blake<p>Roald Dahl had an abiding love for and interest in nature. He kept notes about the habits of moles and foxes, the colour and song of birds and the different flowers, plants and berries that blossomed in the countryside around his home, Gipsy House, throughout the year. <p>In the last year of his life he worked on a diary. But what was originally intended to be a few lines turned into a memorable account of the passing year. Reminiscences of childhood and adolescene, combined with tips about how to rid your lawn of moles or attract birds to your garden, are interwoven with observations about the changing seasons and the festivals we celebrate.</p>
My Year in the No-Man's-Bay: A Novel
by Peter HandkeNobel Prize winner Peter Handke's autobiographical novel My Year in No-Man's Bay is "a meditation on two decades of a writer's life culminating in a solitary, sobering year of reckoning" (Publishers Weekly).In his most substantial novel to date, Handke tells the story of an Austrian writer--a man much like Handke himself--who undergoes a "metamorphosis" from self-assured artist into passive "observer and chronicler." He explores the world and describes his many severed relationships, from his tenuous contact with his son, to a failed marriage to "the Catalan," to a doomed love affair with a former Miss Yugoslavia. As the writer sifts through his memories, he is also under pressure to complete his next novel, but he cannot decide how to come to terms with both the complexity of the world and the inability of his novel to reflect it.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 2 (Volume 2 #2)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 3 (Volume 3 #3)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 4 (Volume 4 #4)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 5 (Volume 5 #5)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 6 (Volume 6 #6)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 7 (Volume 7 #7)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 8 (Volume 8 #8)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.
My Years as a Ghost Marriage Witness: Volume 1 (Volume 1 #1)
by Er YeThe Spirit House was an antique shop that had transformed into a dead person for their wedding. The arrival of a dangerous stranger had inadvertently brought the owner of the Spirit Hall, Shuo Qianxue, with him into a marriage and his future troubles.